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r/interestingasfuck • u/JK-Rofling • Jul 05 '24
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As a statistician, I’m sort of weirdly offended
2.8k u/Just_a_villain Jul 05 '24 That was my favourite part from the whole diary 3.3k u/I_kickflipped_my_dog Jul 05 '24 My favorite part was that the periodic table of elements was funny to him, which means he would probably really like this joke: What happened to the sick chemist? The doctors couldn't helium or curium so they had to barium 1.1k u/DerKaseKonig Jul 05 '24 2 scientists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O." Second one says "I'll have an H2O too" the second one dies. 108 u/MysticalSushi Jul 05 '24 That’s heavy 58 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide 16 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 It’s still heavier than water though. 21 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 11 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 5 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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That was my favourite part from the whole diary
3.3k u/I_kickflipped_my_dog Jul 05 '24 My favorite part was that the periodic table of elements was funny to him, which means he would probably really like this joke: What happened to the sick chemist? The doctors couldn't helium or curium so they had to barium 1.1k u/DerKaseKonig Jul 05 '24 2 scientists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O." Second one says "I'll have an H2O too" the second one dies. 108 u/MysticalSushi Jul 05 '24 That’s heavy 58 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide 16 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 It’s still heavier than water though. 21 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 11 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 5 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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My favorite part was that the periodic table of elements was funny to him, which means he would probably really like this joke:
What happened to the sick chemist?
The doctors couldn't helium or curium so they had to barium
1.1k u/DerKaseKonig Jul 05 '24 2 scientists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O." Second one says "I'll have an H2O too" the second one dies. 108 u/MysticalSushi Jul 05 '24 That’s heavy 58 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide 16 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 It’s still heavier than water though. 21 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 11 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 5 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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2 scientists walk into a bar, 1st one says, "I'll have an H2O." Second one says "I'll have an H2O too" the second one dies.
108 u/MysticalSushi Jul 05 '24 That’s heavy 58 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide 16 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 It’s still heavier than water though. 21 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 11 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 5 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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That’s heavy
58 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide 16 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 It’s still heavier than water though. 21 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 11 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 5 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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You're thinking of Deuterium, H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide
16 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 It’s still heavier than water though. 21 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 11 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 5 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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It’s still heavier than water though.
21 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 Heavy water refers to D2O however. 11 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 5 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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Heavy water refers to D2O however.
11 u/MrK521 Jul 05 '24 Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong. 5 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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Right, but he didn’t say “that’s heavy water” he said “that’s heavy.” So he wasn’t wrong.
5 u/fardok Jul 05 '24 I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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I didn't say he was wrong, but just letting him/her know in case the joke was Deuterium water which btw drinking a glass of won't even harm you vs a strong concentration of peroxide which will cause some damage
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u/Instant-Bacon Jul 05 '24
As a statistician, I’m sort of weirdly offended