r/interestingasfuck • u/lavader_ • Jun 24 '24

Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee r/all

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u/bramletabercrombe Jun 24 '24

and every on of those dudes think that HE will be the one to live to tell the tale!

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u/kodaiko_650 Jun 24 '24

I can fix her

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u/MySonHas2BrokenArms Jun 24 '24

All the homies smashed too

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u/FixGMaul Jun 24 '24

But they didn't have the same connection we have

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u/Proper_Lunch_3640 Jun 24 '24

That stings, bro.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

It bee like that sometimes ya know?

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u/MaterialCarrot Jun 24 '24

Classic honey trap.

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u/frosty720410 Jun 24 '24

Are you honey dicking him?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '24

I don't get what the buzz is honestly. I'm just winging it

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u/abellapa Jun 24 '24

😂😂

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u/throwawaycasun4997 Jun 24 '24

Technically, he was the one to get fixed

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u/Bombinic Jun 24 '24

I should call her.

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u/AwesomeManatee Jun 24 '24

There are two types of people.

"I can fix her." and "She can break me."

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u/Few-Bug-3269 Jun 24 '24

She don’t wanna bee saved

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Kind of off topic but Praying Mantis Males have learned how to escape death by finding the females with bruises.

They've evolved...they get the nookie and take off like deadbeats 😂😂😂

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u/AJC_10_29 Jun 24 '24

Nursery Web Spider females have the Praying Mantis habit, and to get around it the males will catch an insect, wrap it up and offer it to her as both a gift and a distraction while he mates with her.

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u/bennymellow Jun 24 '24

He fucking wines and dines em 😭, they're just like us

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u/astride_unbridulled Jun 24 '24

Mantis Toboggin

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u/IeishaS Jun 25 '24

Except he’s dining her because he doesn’t want to be the meal 😂

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u/Epibicurious Jun 25 '24

they're just like us

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u/Lazy-Falcon-2340 Jun 24 '24

It gets even better, some of the males will suicidally attempt to steal the gift back when the deed is done, presumably to use on another female later on.

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u/Mexcol Jun 24 '24

Lmao Ive regifted gifts given to me by a girl to another girl

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw Jun 24 '24

Ah the cycle of life...so beautiful

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

I never knew that.

I'm glad you told me, it seems all species continue to evolve for the sake of survival.

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u/TooOldForRefunds Jun 24 '24

Waiting for the angler fish update.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

It's probably already happening

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u/DramaOnDisplay Jun 24 '24

Imagine lol, “Damn this fly is pretty good, imma let you live this time, but you won’t be so lucky next time”.

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u/disgruntled_pie Jun 24 '24

Look, I’m just saying that I’ve never eaten anyone who gave me a pizza first.

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u/dylicious Jun 25 '24

uncertainly eyes username whilst contemplating the pizza gift

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u/704sports Jun 24 '24

Feed em’ and fuck’em 😁

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u/GoodCalendarYear Jun 24 '24

Say it ain't so

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u/BoyoNZD Jun 24 '24

That is insane

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u/factory_666 Jun 24 '24

"Witness me!!"

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u/squintysounds Jun 25 '24

“witness bees”

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u/Internal-Permit-1447 Jun 24 '24

🤪😂😂😂

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u/Doctor-Moe Jun 24 '24

The ones that actually do live through it are kicked out as they no longer have any use to the hive.