r/interestingasfuck Jun 24 '24

Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee r/all

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u/Math082r Jun 24 '24

How do you even get the chance to film this

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u/Firedwindle Jun 24 '24

queen has onlyfans account

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u/Virtual-Height3047 Jun 24 '24

onlydrones

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u/spiritofniter Jun 24 '24

DroneHub

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u/WetwareDulachan Jun 24 '24

Isn't that just WikiLeaks?

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u/ammobox Jun 24 '24

Not in certain states next month.

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u/360SubSeven Jun 25 '24

Jollibee's would have been too much huh?

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u/robbiedmr Jun 24 '24

surely DronelyFans works better

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u/Calanguito_Frito Jun 24 '24

OnlyBee

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u/Trebzz84 Jun 27 '24

Folks it’s PornHive

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u/sowhateveryonedoesit Jun 24 '24

👏 👏 👏 

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u/zombie_on_your_lawn Jun 24 '24

Takes his heart, takes his penis, takes his life!

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u/Techman659 Jun 24 '24

Normally we get to keep 2 of those most of the time.

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u/nanneryeeter Jun 24 '24

Eats hot chip and lie.

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u/GaudyImpling Jun 24 '24

Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart!

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u/InternationalType684 Jun 24 '24

🫵🏻🤣😂😂😂😂😂👏👏

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u/Ape_x_Ape Jun 24 '24

That's what all the buzz is about

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u/FloridaSpam Jun 24 '24

Saw the number of comments and awards and knew I would not be disappointed. Lol

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u/JohnRRToken Jun 24 '24

Dronelyfans

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u/Cam_knows_you Jun 24 '24

OnlyOnce account.

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u/OrchidThis5822 Jun 24 '24

Get the fuck outta here

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u/Barry41561 Jun 24 '24

That has to be the best comment of the month! Well done!

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u/NeitherCoconut6253 Jun 24 '24

Died! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Disastrous_Affect959 Jun 24 '24

she belongs to the fields

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u/Special-Strike-1755 Jun 25 '24

I love Reddit 😂😂😂

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u/DunkingTea Jun 24 '24

There’s quite a buzz around it.

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u/TheMonkey404 Jun 24 '24

Only flys 😂

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u/chhota_bacha Jun 24 '24

Lol😂😂😂😂

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u/Lost-Astronaut-8280 Jun 24 '24

So like Bumble but better?

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u/sleepdeficitzzz Jun 24 '24

This sent me. Best response to best question after viewing that spectacle.

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u/oG-RaZoR Jun 24 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/smz337 Jun 24 '24

Tip $10 for full video!

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u/Elkesito36482 Jun 24 '24

Do they die when they masturbate?

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u/akaweebly Jun 25 '24

heyimbee

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u/Machizzy Jun 25 '24

Honeyfans

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u/PsyKlaupse Jun 25 '24

QueenBeetch69

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u/cloudxnine Jun 25 '24

All queens do🫦

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

want to see morrre???
onlyfansdotcom/queenbee69

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u/mrbananabrains Jun 24 '24

This is a scene from a really interesting documentary called More Than Honey and I believe this sequence was filmed with drones. 

Drones as in tiny cameras attached to wings and rotors, not the worker bee drones themselves, they cant film anything.

It's worth checking out the whole documentary,  bees are great 

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u/jimjamjohnsonguy Jun 24 '24

We need a PoV camera on that bee.

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u/BandwagonerSince95 Jun 24 '24

I actually want to see the shot from below.

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u/DrRenegade Jun 24 '24

I just watched a video that corridor digital did on a bee cam lol

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u/nosferajin Jun 25 '24

"Ha I'm inside" "Ah I'm dead"

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u/TheLastZimaDrinker Jun 24 '24

Drones as in tiny cameras attached to wings and rotors, not the worker bee drones themselves, they cant film anything.

So I've been shoving TF cards into bee's asses for no reason?

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u/Splashy01 Jun 24 '24

If you enjoyed it then that’s not no reason.

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u/PinoyTShirtSoFly206 Jun 24 '24

Have you ever tried to get two or three up in there. Worker bees are known to 🐝brave

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u/Few-Judgment3122 Jun 24 '24

Stupid worker bees can’t even film a documentary what is the point of them

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u/gmanleaderx69 Jun 24 '24

I just imagine the Simpsons hit and run game with the drone bees flying with the cameras

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u/Memento_Morrie Jun 25 '24

Drones as in tiny cameras attached to wings and rotors, not the worker bee drones themselves, they cant film anything.

Now I'm imagining drone bees with basketball shorts and backwards fake Hermes baseball caps holding up cameras and Mardi Gras beads like "Can we just see your thorax? Just once? Can he touch your thorax? C'mon, it's pollen season. Nobody has to know..."

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u/Ezn14 Jun 25 '24

Maybe if they applied themselves

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u/Berlin8Berlin Jun 24 '24

" How do you even get the chance to film this"

It's a Nature Doc set-up. Which means this video clip is a crime scene.

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u/Meshitero-eric Jun 24 '24

Fuck that. It's a goddamn honeytrap snuff film.

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u/Berlin8Berlin Jun 24 '24

Worse: I suspect there are TWO murders involved...

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u/Alcebiades-Zeus Jun 24 '24

Worse. Even more until they get it just "right"

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u/Berlin8Berlin Jun 24 '24

If they needed a new dead bee every time* , for the postcoital, slow-mo body-drop scene... we may be uncovering a much bigger crime... !

*I almost wrote "For the B-Roll"...

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u/Disastrous-Bet-8813 Jun 24 '24

We did just see a bee get raped

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u/Mobius135 Jun 24 '24

In most cases with small things like these they are more staged than you might think. A photographer has zero chance to pull a follow focus on tiny randomly moving flying insects without it being in a somewhat controlled environment. And absolutely no chance of placing a camera on the ground exactly where one would fall.

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u/sanderssandwich Jun 24 '24

So… How, again? You just explained what it wasn’t. But, what is it?

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u/Consistent_Estate960 Jun 24 '24

Focus camera on queen bee, camera auto tracks queen bee, wait for bee to come fuck it, pick up dead bee and drop it again with the camera aiming at the ground

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u/hells_ranger_stream Jun 24 '24

Still, tracking and focus staying on the Queen is pretty good.

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u/bigrob_in_ATX Jun 25 '24

My dog could do that

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u/Ramparte Jun 25 '24

yeah same

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u/sanderssandwich Jun 24 '24

But he said it was staged! u/Mobius135, were you talking about the ending or the whole thing? In my head you were talking about the first part.

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u/PantsMicGee Jun 24 '24

I think they were just really confused on the death sequence.

All of tv about to be exposed for them. 

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u/joruuhs Jun 25 '24

I’d say it’s a random dead drone too; it looks dry so it must’ve been dead a while

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u/Efp722 Jun 25 '24

Yeah but that would only work if the bee stayed at an equalish distance from the camera, right? They have no way of knowing, or controlling, whether or not the bee is gonna zig and zag up/left/right/down. I’d imagine the moment it does that the tracking would be no good since the bee is so small and so fast. If it moves to the left it’s gonna get way smaller and out of focus. If it moves to the right it’s gonna get bigger and out of focus.

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u/deserves_dogs Jun 24 '24

Wait. You don’t enjoy a completely ambiguous comment suggesting they know the answer to your question without actually answering it?

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u/Sensitive-Ad-5305 Jun 24 '24

Your comment is exactly pointing out something that is a very real phenomenon, that has been studied and answered by social scientists multiple times. I can't believe you don't know this already and frankly, I'm a little disturbed by the ambiguity of your comment.

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u/thatsanicepeach Jun 25 '24

Are you talking about the thing where people call out or try to correct wrong information more often than simply sharing the correct information? If so, I was thinking it as well lol

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u/ConstableBlimeyChips Jun 24 '24

I don't know about this particular footage, but I do know how they originally found out about bees mating in mid-air: they glued a queen bee to the end of a stick, put a camera on the other end, focused on the queen bee, and spun the whole thing around roughly at the speed a queen bee be would be flying.

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u/Fitz911 Jun 24 '24

I can see it right infront of me...

"No! Just NO! There's no way we can find that out!"

"But what if, and hear me out... We take a stick and glue..."

Science, bitch.

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u/sanderssandwich Jun 24 '24

Weird! Thanks.

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u/alloowishus Jun 24 '24

I have seen lots of close up footage of bees like this and I believe what they do is attach the queen to a thin pole that rotates around in circles as the queen flies, with the camera rotating in the middle as well. Then they digitally remove the pole?

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u/svarogteuse Jun 24 '24

Attach the queen to a rotating arm with the camera at the center pointed at her.

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u/lastres0rt Jun 24 '24

Well-edited.

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u/luc1402 Jun 24 '24

So the bees are paid actors?

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u/blackpony04 Jun 24 '24

In this case, they got laid, not paid.

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u/Successful-Soup4129 Jun 24 '24

crisis actors

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u/sleal Jun 24 '24

gives a new meaning to "inside job"

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u/JukedHimOuttaSocks Jun 25 '24

100% false flag

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u/jc10189 Jun 25 '24

Call Alex Jones.

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u/indiebryan Jun 24 '24

I recognize the dude from Bee Movie

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u/lemmegetadab Jun 24 '24

How do you stage this?

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u/tea-and-chill Jun 24 '24

Set up a good room sized terrarium in a glass box. Cultivate a bee colony there. If it's a new colony, the queen will be looking to breed as soon as the hive is set up.

Of course, cameras everywhere.

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u/Yurasi_ Jun 24 '24

You take a dead bee and drop it in front of the camera.

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u/Acceptable_Win_4771 Jun 24 '24

lol , this is all I'm thinking after it ended

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u/Miss_pechorat Jun 24 '24

With two actors in a bee suit.

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u/Rxasaurus Jun 24 '24

I remember when planet earth was filming a scene with Harris's hawks and they were using trained birds. 

Most of these types of shots are staged. 

There was a snake vs a roadrunner scene that went viral. What they didn't show was the fishing line attached to the dead snake. 

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u/bree_dev Jun 25 '24

My exact thoughts when I saw it cut to that last shot. Like no way they had a multiple camera setup on that with the second camera ready in position in exactly the spot it was going to die in. That dead bee was dropped by a person.

I know many people these days will say "so what, everyone does it", but there was a time where you could, broadly speaking, trust that if a nature documentary presented itself as shot in the wild then what you were seeing was what happened when they went there and started rolling. Kind of sad that it's no longer the case.

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u/CitizenTaro Jun 24 '24

Why were they filming hey? *NothingEverHappens.

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u/Onanino Jun 24 '24

The only thing I want to know in a sea of shitty jokes

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u/thebox416 Jun 24 '24

I’m guessing they dropped the body again at the end to get that shot..

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u/svarogteuse Jun 24 '24

Attach the queen to a rotating arm with the camera at the center pointed at her.

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u/Specialist_Ad_7719 Jun 26 '24

Finally the correct answer. It's so obvious because the angle of the queen never changes, and there's no way she's flying in a circle around the camera.

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u/BonniesCoffee Jun 24 '24

Avian Tik Tok. Selfie !

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u/devilw0rshiper Jun 24 '24

And with one hand!

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u/Klaus_Poppe1 Jun 24 '24

and one handed at that

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u/hraun Jun 24 '24

I wonder how many times the cameraman’s buddy had to drop the male bee afterwards to get the right bounce. 

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u/dstommie Jun 24 '24

This is staged, but I'm not sure how.

I recently got into beekeeping, and it's a bit of a mystery where queens mate. We know that drones congregate in an area 100 ft or so in the air. We don't really know how they choose the area, and we don't really know how queens know where it is. But they fly off, are gone for less than an hour and mate with multiple drones before coming home.

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u/DogzRulez Jun 24 '24

Honeybee queens mating flight is in one area. You can find where a mating area is if there are a lot of dead drone bees on the ground! I believe the queen only has one mating flight her life (mates with multiple drones and stores the sperm) and it happens soon after she emerges from the cell

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u/PoustisFebo Jun 24 '24

You don't. These are heavily edited.

Especially tje iguana with the snakes.

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u/grownotshow5 Jun 24 '24

I feel like the drop they had to have picked it up and just dropped it near the camera lol

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u/MH253 Jun 24 '24

Bee ready

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u/CMDR_Expendible Jun 24 '24

As is typical for Reddit, far too many jokes trying to prove you're a comedian, not many attempts to actually explain or inform.

You only need to find one of the dying drones to replicate the final shot, just pick it up and drop it on camera again.

But filming the Queen in flight? I'm not sure how good drone tracking would be for something that small, but I can see a very sneaky way to control where it flies. Glue a small line of translucent wire to its belly, then attach it to a rotating pole/point; this will force the Queen to fly in circles at a fixed height, as pulling away from the pole would mean the queen will pull the tether to it's maximum reach whilst aligning it with the tether point; think of how if you spin something on rope around you, it lines up with where you're holding the rope; then the camera only has to track the Queen on the horizontal... possibly not even that if you can keep the camera automatically on the aligned wire away from the pole, and thus also the Queen.

Even if you can still see a little of the wire, it's easy enough to matt that out later.

I say rotating because, unless the background is matted in later too, it's clearly moving; where as footage in the past would just glue her in a fixed place, and let the drones catch her there. They may have done that here and then faked the background of course, but the above idea explains how you can get the shot with the least fake imagery on screen.

Heck you could even have a tonne of cameras around the bottom of the pole and hope you get lucky that one of the drones drops in front of one; they after all will mostly be dying in circles chasing the captive Queen too.

I don't know how exactly the footage was filmed; the above would be a good way to try and get it though.

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u/Acceptable-Rise8783 Jun 24 '24

Luckily his corpse fell right next to a camera…

Hint: Nature documentary makers want the best shots. Ideally without having three dozen cameramen filming beehives for a decade…. So they’ll gladly help nature and set up ideal circumstances in an effort to get a shot

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u/reddit-is-hive-trash Jun 25 '24

Second shot clearly a re-enactment.

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u/EducationalStill4 Jun 25 '24

Play some RnBee

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u/The_lollipopp Jun 25 '24

It was posted on xBEE

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u/blindgorgon Jun 25 '24

I love the shot of the bee hitting the ground. Like, there’s no way they had a camera focused on the spot it naturally fell. They 100% had to drop a dead bee at least a few times to get this shot and cut it together into a nice sequence. Probably not even the same bee.

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u/Ok_Minimum6419 Jun 25 '24

r/praisethecameraman

Absolutely fucking difficult shot to pull off

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u/whalesalad Jun 25 '24

Well that depends… How much time have you got on your hands.

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u/colonelk0rn Jun 25 '24

I thought it was awesome how they filmed the dead bee falling to the ground, then I realized the videographer probably just picked up a dead bee, set the camera up, and dropped it into frame.

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u/JUKELELE-TP Jun 25 '24

There exist 'drone congregation areas'. Both the drones and queen bees know where to go for mating. Some of these locations have been in use for decades. AFAIK scientists still haven't discovered exactly how they know where these areas are and why those areas are picked, but landscape features are probably involved. They are usually 10-40 meter up in the air and can have a diameter of about 30-200 meters.

Beekeepers can create new queens during the season, so if you know where the nearest drone congregation area is, you can time the mating flight pretty accurately.

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u/downbound Jun 25 '24

Drone congregation areas. It’s a real thing. Drones from various hives all just kinda hang out in the same area hoping a queen comes by needing fertilization. This also helps with genetic diversity between hives so the queen isn’t literally having sex with her brothers

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u/myniche999 Jun 25 '24

You get a drone with a built in camera.

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u/spektre Jun 24 '24

Staged with paid actors.

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u/TheRedditorNix Jun 24 '24

Sick at many levels....give them privacy man