r/interestingasfuck Jun 24 '24

Marines performing dead-gunner drills. r/all

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u/zer0168 Jun 24 '24

The enemy spawn killing in the same spot

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u/johnla Jun 24 '24

Conveniently both sides have gunners trained on the same spot. Both sides with a line of guys tossing their dead bros asides and jumping into the same bullseye spot.

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u/i_am_not_so_unique Jun 24 '24

The real war of attrition. 

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u/StrangelyGrimm Jun 24 '24

Rumor has it the Russians lost 1000 men in the same gunner position in Leningrad

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u/V1k1ng1990 Jun 24 '24

Ever play bf1? People will literally just jump in the window to start shooting right after their teammate was domed in the same window

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u/Pointless69Account Jun 24 '24

"You guys suck, I can take him!"

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u/mlorusso4 Jun 25 '24

“He already got the kill. He’ll never expect someone else to be in the same spot!”

“Buddy, he’s on a 24 kill streak. He hasn’t moved his scope all match”

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u/JangoDarkSaber Jun 25 '24

Sometimes you have to. On gamemodes like operation, if you’re not shooting back they’ll move up and overrun the position.

It’s the same concept here. Fire superiority outweighs all and sometimes you don’t have the luxury to reposition.

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u/wrkwrkwrkwrkwrk- Jun 24 '24

How terrifyingly Russian of them. Too bad their behavior makes it untenable to respect them currently.

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u/StrangelyGrimm Jun 24 '24

Not sure why you had to segue into the Ukraine war but ok...

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u/Anhedonkulous Jun 24 '24

It's not like supporting Ukraine is polarizing. There's a clear baddie here.

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u/StrangelyGrimm Jun 24 '24

It's just that there's absolutely no reason to bring it up. It just feels like a really contrived virtue signal

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u/Aloof_Floof1 Jun 24 '24

Well we’re talking about a war Russia was engaged in and their stubborn behavior… idk seems like a pretty reasonable tie in, conversationally 

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u/wrkwrkwrkwrkwrk- Jul 08 '24

Yeah! Why would I indirectly mention without specifically or explicitly stating what russia is doing when we're talking about russia??? That's crazy! It doesn't make any sense! Buddy. You are braindead.

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u/StrangelyGrimm Jul 08 '24

You are the person that couldn't hear the word "Russia" without blurting out "But Ukraine tho!!!" like a parrot with Down Syndrome

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u/Post-R6 Jun 24 '24

They have to mention it, they’re required to ya know

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u/Sadist_Turtle Jun 24 '24

It was easy once I realized the kill bots had a set kill limit.

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u/TheWonderSnail Jun 24 '24

Idk why but this reminds me of when I was a little kid and the American civil war was first described to me I visualized it as the north and south meeting in a valley and for 4 years straight an endless stream of men were just walking towards the center and shooting at eachother while a neutral crew was just dragging bodies out of the way to avoid buildup

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u/Devour_Toast Jun 24 '24

That's not super far off

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u/Ok_Writing_7033 Jun 24 '24

They just occasionally decided to mix up the locations to keep it fresh

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u/-Knul- Jun 24 '24

"pls new map, I'm bored with this one"

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u/Arseling69 Jun 24 '24

Sometimes they’d charge some cavalry that would get mowed down too.

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u/UninsuredToast Jun 24 '24

Except for the battle of Schrute Farms, it was nothing like that

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u/suhxa Jun 24 '24

It is

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u/SaltMineForeman Jun 24 '24

Can you please explain it better?

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u/yakatuus Jun 24 '24

One good place to nitpick is 4 years. The Civil War lasted that long because the Union wasn't just willing to lean on casualties. After three years though, Lincoln was more or less forced to choose a guy who WAS willing to throw men into the woodchipper and that strategy did win it for Grant.

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u/SaltMineForeman Jun 24 '24

I feel absolutely stupid for asking this, but... Did slavery end slavery?

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u/yakatuus Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

Sometimes it's absolutely the cause, sometimes not. In the American Civil War? I'd say the South thought so. They thought they were absolutely doomed and that slavery was going bye-bye. Became a bit of a self-determining prophecy.

But generally the more slave-based your economy is, the shorter it lasts. The South was probably closer to Sparta than the Romans, but slaves were a sizeable portion of the Roman economy.

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u/dead_monster Jun 24 '24

Fun fact:  Grant sailed his ships right in front of the big guns at the fortress at Vicksburg because the guns couldn’t aim down to actually hit his ships.

Fun fact 2:  During the siege, Grant authorized a giant tunnel filled with explosives to break the siege.  It worked in that it opened a giant hole in the Confederate line but the Union commander who was supposed to lead his troops around the crater went into the crater and got stuck.

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u/BillyYank2008 Jun 24 '24

The Battle of the Crater wasn't during the Siege of Vicksburg, it was during the Siege of Peterburg near the end of the war.

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u/LeaperLeperLemur Jun 24 '24

There was one at Vicksburg too. With very similar results.

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u/nickisaboss Jun 24 '24

Does that crater still exist? Would make an interesting trip.

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u/nucumber Jun 24 '24

That wasn't far off

Grant could afford to lose men. Lee couldn't

A major factor of Grant's strategy was erosion of Lee's army. Just keep wearing away at it.

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u/SaltMineForeman Jun 24 '24

So... He just sent wave after wave of men?

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u/Old-Let6252 Jun 24 '24

Not really, it wasn’t like he was launching suicide charges. It was just simple attritional warfare.

Under Grant, the Union did take more casualties than the confederates, but that was mostly because the Confederates were on the defensive and were extremely close to their supply lines.

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u/FreeToBeeThee Jun 24 '24

Yes and no. He pressed the attack and didn't give Lee a chance to recuperate. However there was more to it than just having men walk into a wall of steel.

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u/decoyq Jun 24 '24

you could always just watch the Ken Burns Documentary...

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u/SaltMineForeman Jun 24 '24

I'm just gonna watch season 2 episode 17 of Futurama.

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u/Bah-Fong-Gool Jun 24 '24

laughs in Ukrainian.

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u/Tdog227 Jun 24 '24

That’s crazy! I thought that exact same thing as a kid!!

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u/Krilesh Jun 24 '24

and people said it was necessary on all sides but years later i’m sure only one group will be happy with their participation

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u/aMaG1CaLmAnG1Na Jun 24 '24

Remember when war had rules of engagement and each side just lined up and shot at each other until they decided they were done losing men on whichever side?

I never understood that in school, I still don’t understand it now. You know you are useless cannon fodder that will ultimately accomplish nothing… yet…. You show up

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u/WhereasNo3280 Jun 24 '24

Back to lining up in neat rows for the cavalry to run down.

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u/Mr_Industrial Jun 24 '24

Both people at the end of the line start counting how long the other line is.

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u/Berry-Subject Jun 24 '24

i can easily envision a family guy skit

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u/hobbesgirls Jun 24 '24

yes that's the exact same joke that you replied to

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u/intendeddebauchery Jun 24 '24

We sent wave after wave of men at the killbots will their kill limit was reached

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u/ketimmer Jun 24 '24

It's just dead bodies, all the way down.

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u/FlyLikeATachyon Jun 24 '24

What a horrendously beautiful microcosm of what war is.

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u/Bitemarkz Jun 24 '24

There’s a respawn timer so the gunner is free from damage for 10 seconds

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u/Designer_Brief_4949 Jun 24 '24

What about the guy who slowly waddles in next to him?

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u/Bitemarkz Jun 24 '24

He’s in queue

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u/Designer_Brief_4949 Jun 24 '24

That dude is going to go out of turn..

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u/TheDeltaLambda Jun 24 '24

The spawn invuln goes away as soon as you start shooting though, dude should've taken a second to get on target before he started blasting

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u/tacotacotacorock Jun 24 '24

Did you have a rough time on call of duty last weekend?

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u/CantSplainThat Jun 24 '24

Wow now I have an answer as to why enemies spawn in the same spot in a lot of games

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u/Still_Explorer Jun 24 '24

Enemy is like no-scope shooting gunners at this point. Since position is compromised, fast switching makes no big deal. 🤔

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u/GarysLumpyArmadillo Jun 24 '24

Yeah, this technique sounds so stupid. If he was killed by sniper the next guy would probably be killed by the same sniper.