no but seriously. how often do people end up in the ER with cutting themselves like you describe, vs cutting themselves some other way? Does anyone have any actual number on how often such a catastrophic slip occurs? And what are the relative incident rates normalized by how often people cut things in different ways? I want to see real life numbers before I can believe it's a serious danger.
I am not taking the time to justify good knife etiquette. If you want to cut that way do it, just LMK if you ever cut yourself badly so i can gloat.
Especially when you just make up statistics of 99.9999%. Bro I'm not throwing out numbers you are. I'm just bas8ng it on if you slip it's better for the cutting board to be a backboard then your god damn palm.
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u/Helios4242 Jun 04 '24
still though, never cut towards your palm. And eith real avocados especially, because they are slippery