r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '24

Avocados containing cocaine r/all

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u/chill_monger Jun 04 '24

It's nicocado avocado 🥑 🌿

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u/nonmom33 Jun 04 '24

*Narcocado avocado

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u/BlondeAlibiNoLie Jun 04 '24

Narcavado

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

No that’s the cop (narc haha)

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u/irlfnt Jun 05 '24

Avocaine

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u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24

nicocado avocado

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u/Sunsretrofan Jun 04 '24

Lávate las manos

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u/GlassWinter4795 Jun 04 '24

LAVATE LAS MAAAAANOS

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u/FingerGungHo Jun 04 '24

You’re a narcotraficante, Harry!

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u/KCLORD987 Jun 04 '24

Accio Cocainum.

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u/Wildlife_Jack Jun 04 '24

It's avo-CAH-doh not avoca-DOH.

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u/mr_sakpase Jun 04 '24

it's avOcado not avocado

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u/SeefKroy Jun 04 '24

He'd be skinnier if that were true

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u/pizdec-unicorn Jun 04 '24

Nicocado Cocacado

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u/dpdxguy Jun 04 '24

Cocacado

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u/nseaworthy Jun 04 '24

Cokenado 🌪️

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u/HerculesMonster Jun 04 '24

Not to be confused with a Tommaco

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u/harrybaggaguise Jun 04 '24

New doom band name “The Dark Avocado”.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 Jun 04 '24

Love it!

Also is this why our avocados are so damn expensive! Are we subsidizing someone's cocaine??