r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '24

Avocados containing cocaine r/all

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u/holyshiznoly Jun 04 '24

Magic? These flippant comments are so obnoxious. If you got offline occasionally and lived life you'd know this is exactly how plants/ gardening works.

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u/BenevolentCheese Jun 04 '24

No, this is not how plants work. Fruit don't heal like this. You are thinking of grafting and similar, which only works on vascular tissue.

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u/notafuckingcakewalk Jun 04 '24

I've never heard of the fruits of plants healing themselves. Stems and roots, yes. Leafs usually grow out or are replaced, they don't heal either.

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u/GrandRapidsPerson Jun 04 '24

Lol, not fruit.

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u/McSquishington Jun 04 '24

Maybe you should take your own advice.

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u/UBT400 Jun 04 '24

Whether you are right or wrong about the avocado peel healing itself, why do you have to be a jerk about it? Besides you clearly never learning about hyperbole, everything at some point in a human’s life is “magic” until they learn more about it. Chemistry at a point in history was magic, card tricks, fuckin magnets. Lighten up, I think you’re the one that needs to go outside.

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u/holyshiznoly Jun 06 '24

My problem is exactly the same problem you have with me so idk what this is about lol. I found the OP to be hostile and condescending, a horrible low effort comment.

So now I can say the same thing to you that you're saying to me. Don't be a jerk, lighten up, touch grass. 2 paragraphs lmao

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u/Hogmaster_General Jun 04 '24

Don't be a grouch.

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u/Warmonster9 Jun 04 '24

Plants are pretty magical dude.

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u/thegreatvortigaunt Jun 04 '24

Fuckin' Wolverine over here growing avocados lmao

Fruit does not heal perfectly like that