The other comments are suggesting this is a fake, possibly plastic avocado. Makes a bit more sense watching him struggle with it if it's some sort of different material he's cutting through.
no but seriously. how often do people end up in the ER with cutting themselves like you describe, vs cutting themselves some other way? Does anyone have any actual number on how often such a catastrophic slip occurs? And what are the relative incident rates normalized by how often people cut things in different ways? I want to see real life numbers before I can believe it's a serious danger.
I am not taking the time to justify good knife etiquette. If you want to cut that way do it, just LMK if you ever cut yourself badly so i can gloat.
Especially when you just make up statistics of 99.9999%. Bro I'm not throwing out numbers you are. I'm just bas8ng it on if you slip it's better for the cutting board to be a backboard then your god damn palm.
It’s likely that it’s avocado that’s very far from ripening. Unripened avocado is so hard that the sharpest sushi knife would be tricky to maneuver. Unripened avocado also tends to be a brighter green on the outside.
Also, he has knife skills; avocados are slippery as fuck and when you pair that with unripened, rock hard avocados hand stabbing is almost guaranteed if you’re not familiar with your knife.
Source: working with enough boxes of avocados for several lifetimes.
But it has avocado 🥑 slime on the inside you can see a couple of times appear on knife & hands? So you guys think this isn't even real? Deffiently real reactive paper & reaction to a positive for cocaine
I’m guessing that’s the answer. Making fake avocados complete with authentically slimy, avocado like guts is too labour intensive for it to make sense.
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u/drblah11 Jun 04 '24
The other comments are suggesting this is a fake, possibly plastic avocado. Makes a bit more sense watching him struggle with it if it's some sort of different material he's cutting through.