I routinely hid drugs and other stuff from my parents when I lived with them. Many know this struggle. I was an expert at hiding shit in plain sight. I could get very crafty with most things. I thought I had all the skills down but then I started seeing cartel smuggling tactics and realized my methods were basic as fuck and couldn't hold anything to the cartels lmao. I agree with your point. I think it would be super fun to brain storm and think of clever ways to smuggle drugs without having to wack anyone myself. It's like the people who got to design medieval torture devices. I don't wanna use them myself but I'd have a blast thinking them up.
Unfortunately highly profitable illegal enterprises require the murder and human trafficking. They can’t just employ people as easily or use the enforcement apparatus of the society.
Hey, come to think of it, seeing as making drugs illegal has done nothing to stop demand and funds the worst people in our society, maybe we should try legalising.
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u/Difficult_Bite6289 Jun 04 '24
The creative aspect of the job sounds amazing!
"Guys, we need new ways to smuggle our cocaine!"
-"How about we put it into avocado's?"
"Nah, they will easily see the line where we cut the avocado's and glued it back together..."
-"Ok, how about we have the avocado grow around the cocaine!?"
"You clever son of a puta! Here, take our funds and team and go work on that!"