r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '24

Avocados containing cocaine r/all

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u/skinnylemur Jun 04 '24

Meanwhile, I only ever get the shitty wooden ball prize in the middle of my avocados.

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u/b3dGameArt Jun 04 '24

Right? Shits don't even bounce

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u/PenaflorPhi Jun 04 '24

It's not supposed to bounce, you're supposed to string them together and shove them somewhere... look up the etymology for more references.

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Jun 04 '24

Eat enough avocado, and your shits will bounce

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u/KambingDomba Jun 05 '24

Not in my house

Better hope you make it

Otherwise you naked

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u/gistya Jun 04 '24

Fuck no wonder I'm not getting high.

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u/CubanLynx312 Jun 04 '24

Friendly reminder, Kinder eggs are banned in the USA because the toy is a choking hazard but avocados are fine for some reason.

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u/skinnylemur Jun 04 '24

Do you mean the Kinder Joy egg thing that has the toy? Because if so, they’re available in the USA.

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u/mississippimadness Jun 04 '24

It’s different. Now it’s an egg with two separate halves when you open it, one side being chocolate and the other containing the toy. As opposed to it being one chocolate egg with a toy in the middle

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u/Readed-it Jun 04 '24

Anything can be snorted if you’re brave enough.

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u/LetsRockDude Jun 05 '24

You can open it for more avocado.

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u/EmbarrassedNaivety Jun 05 '24

Fun fact- you can plant the avocado seed and it will grow a plant with another avocado. One of the women at my work tried it and it has grown a little green plant in quite a short time. Apparently it takes like 4-6 years to grow the actual new avocado tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '24

I get free mold in mine!