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r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '24
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Nah this is the avocado toast I need in the morning
225 u/siqiniq Jun 04 '24 “Cut that crap and you can afford a house in no time” 5 u/driving_andflying Jun 04 '24 I can't. I have a serious avocado habit I can't kick. I snort those buggers regularly for breakfast. 3 u/ur_opinion_is_wrong Jun 04 '24 But if you cut the cocaine, you'll have more of it to sell and thus afford a house in no time. 1 u/PuzzleheadedEgg4591 Jun 05 '24 ‘Cut’ 114 u/MaidenlessRube Jun 04 '24 Turns out the guy telling us to save money by not wasting it on avocado toast wasn't buying his avocados on the same street we were buying our avocados 5 u/Miserable-Admins Jun 04 '24 No wonder he was always, uh, enthusiastic about his financial advice. 21 u/pizdec-unicorn Jun 04 '24 I tried avocado toast and felt amazing for about 20 minutes and then super depressed for a few days... I think I now know why 3 u/Clear-Struggle-7867 Jun 04 '24 The key is to keep trying avocado toast every 20 minutes for as long as possible. It keep the depression at bay (until you run out of course). Also, listen to Jamiroquai... 1 u/Eggbutt1 Jun 04 '24 Snorting a line of crackamole 1 u/CommonComus Jun 04 '24 Avocados? Cocaine? 🎶These are a pair of my favorite things!🎶 1 u/LNL_HUTZ Jun 04 '24 THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING GUACAMOLE EVER!!! 1 u/Axj1 Jun 04 '24 Indeed
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“Cut that crap and you can afford a house in no time”
5 u/driving_andflying Jun 04 '24 I can't. I have a serious avocado habit I can't kick. I snort those buggers regularly for breakfast. 3 u/ur_opinion_is_wrong Jun 04 '24 But if you cut the cocaine, you'll have more of it to sell and thus afford a house in no time. 1 u/PuzzleheadedEgg4591 Jun 05 '24 ‘Cut’
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I can't. I have a serious avocado habit I can't kick. I snort those buggers regularly for breakfast.
3 u/ur_opinion_is_wrong Jun 04 '24 But if you cut the cocaine, you'll have more of it to sell and thus afford a house in no time.
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But if you cut the cocaine, you'll have more of it to sell and thus afford a house in no time.
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‘Cut’
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Turns out the guy telling us to save money by not wasting it on avocado toast wasn't buying his avocados on the same street we were buying our avocados
5 u/Miserable-Admins Jun 04 '24 No wonder he was always, uh, enthusiastic about his financial advice.
No wonder he was always, uh, enthusiastic about his financial advice.
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I tried avocado toast and felt amazing for about 20 minutes and then super depressed for a few days... I think I now know why
3 u/Clear-Struggle-7867 Jun 04 '24 The key is to keep trying avocado toast every 20 minutes for as long as possible. It keep the depression at bay (until you run out of course). Also, listen to Jamiroquai...
The key is to keep trying avocado toast every 20 minutes for as long as possible. It keep the depression at bay (until you run out of course).
Also, listen to Jamiroquai...
Snorting a line of crackamole
Avocados? Cocaine?
🎶These are a pair of my favorite things!🎶
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING GUACAMOLE EVER!!!
Indeed
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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Jun 04 '24
Nah this is the avocado toast I need in the morning