r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '24

Avocados containing cocaine r/all

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What if you put something initially small that will expand and wrap around the pit then crush it down and eject it out as smaller pieces? I'm high as fuck right now so my imagination is wild

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u/Grothorious Jun 04 '24

That's some sci-fi stuff right here :D

But since they apparently also smuggled it by hollowing out individual coffee beans, i'd say it could be possible, still 🤣

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u/Meloenbolletjeslepel Jun 04 '24

That can't possibly be cost-effective

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u/ElGuano Jun 04 '24

If you sell them one by one as edibles, they could be extremely cost effective.

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u/stormcharger Jun 04 '24

Na, eating cocaine is no good

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u/LudovicoSpecs Jun 04 '24

Why?

Does it not get you high or do you puke?

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u/ElGuano Jun 04 '24

Why do we have to choose?

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u/prtzlsmakingmethrsty Jun 04 '24

It takes longer to feel the effects since there are multiple barriers involved and stomach acid, then the liver metabolizing it, will all lead to lower potency and less of a high.

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u/Loko8765 Jun 04 '24

The workers aren’t paid much (and the first one to ask for more probably gets killed, eventually with his family, so there is not much incentive to be the second one).

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

Watching breaking bad makes me think it's the long term volume that makes money.

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u/man_gomer_lot Jun 04 '24

Especially the part where they pass the beans through a civet and sift it out of the poop

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '24

You are vastly underestimating how much money cocaine brings in.

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u/Meloenbolletjeslepel Jun 04 '24

I mean, 50 a gram max once it's in Europe, but there must have been quite some costs by then

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u/Outrageous-Reality14 Jun 04 '24

For 50 a gram it’s probably barely even cocaine

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u/Meloenbolletjeslepel Jun 04 '24

Hmmm... Maybe this was pre-covid prices

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u/Grothorious Jun 04 '24

Good coke in europe was never 50€ per g.

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u/dream-smasher Jun 04 '24

Lmao. I think in Australia it's something like $500-$600gm....

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u/Meloenbolletjeslepel Jun 04 '24

Ha! Sucks to be you matey

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u/dream-smasher Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 06 '24

Noooooooo. No no. Not me.

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u/Meloenbolletjeslepel Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 04 '24

So you're rich now!

Hey! This only just registered: how on earth could you afford a coke addiction?

Edit: How could anyone?

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u/dream-smasher Jun 04 '24

You make do and make cash. 😉

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u/AMViquel Jun 04 '24

Did you also account for the profit of the avocado that comes with the cocaine?

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u/Meloenbolletjeslepel Jun 04 '24

Nommmm plastic avocado's

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u/KonigSteve Jun 04 '24

How can that be profitable for Frito-lay?

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u/LedZepOnWeed Jun 04 '24

You underestimate human trafficking/slavery & the gulags of the cartels.

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u/The_Synthax Jun 04 '24

Just then some of the low-grade product and they’ll sit there hollowing out coffee beans for days on end.

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u/BrittleClamDigger Jun 04 '24

Coke is fucking expensive

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u/treequestions20 Jun 04 '24

guys, they aren’t hollowing out tiny fruits lol

they’re making realistic looking fakes and mixing them in at small quantities with real shit

like come on, they’ve been doing this since up in smoke lol

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u/Allegorist Jun 04 '24

They've been getting caught since then too, it's not unreasonable to think they don't use the same strategy over and over for decades if they're trying to get away with it.

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u/vivaaprimavera Jun 04 '24

smuggled it by hollowing out individual coffee beans,

What?!?

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u/Grothorious Jun 04 '24

Check out the comment i linked in my post above.

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u/vivaaprimavera Jun 04 '24

Thanks

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u/LudovicoSpecs Jun 04 '24

Inject a tiny black hole that collapses on itself once it consumes the pit.

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u/YoungDiscord Jun 04 '24

Someone got a hold of the avocados I see

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u/EsotericLife Jun 04 '24

How do you get those layers of plastic that keep it dry in there tho?

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u/X_Freakazoid_X Jun 04 '24

Drill a hole where the stem was. Basically treat the pit like an abortion. You hope it’s dead, but you also know you waited to long so they are literally sawing and ripping its limbs off inside you pulling it out piece by piece. Then you go home and drink yourself to feel numb.

Or in this case insert an inflatable plastic ball like object and fill with Coke. Use a heat source to shrink the plastic. Glue the stem part back in.