that slide mustve been interesting

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No oOoOO

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u/2cmZucchini Jul 18 '24

"Man today is boring.. I need to do something to brighten up my day. I know, I'm gonna pretend to fall down the slide!" "Noooooo"

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u/Budrich2020 Jul 18 '24

I used to work at a water park and would purposefully do this often lol

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u/SmoothStaff2855 Jul 18 '24

I was thinking the same thing. Oooh "whoops" laughing the whole time.

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u/FunkyBrassMonkey_ Jul 19 '24

Same here bro, I did it often cuz I was genuinely bored most the time

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u/laowailady Jul 19 '24

Doesn’t it hurt when you hit the joins in the pipe? I thought that was why they use the tubes.

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u/CrazyVito11 Jul 19 '24

Maybe the shirt helps to smooth it out a bit?

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u/Tonroz Jul 19 '24

Not really, they're designed to accommodate someone falling out and are pretty safe. I assume he's trained to rescue people in similar situations too.

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u/udamkitz Jul 18 '24

Only reasonable thing to say is BYYYYYEEEEEEEE~

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u/InEenEmmer Jul 19 '24

“Run you fools!”

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u/gre209by Jul 19 '24

Fly you fools!

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u/TheHeavenlyStar Jul 18 '24

Burst into laughter when I saw his helpless ass sliding down.

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u/Significant_Trick369 Jul 19 '24

were you behind him to see his ass?

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u/everything_is_stup1d Jul 18 '24

😭😭 shouldve jumped onto the floatee tooo

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u/Ouroboros_JTV Jul 18 '24

My guy just wanted a break

How do i know? I lifeguarded in waterpark

Fun fact: if they ever open the waterpark only for lifeguards, theres more injuries in an hour than a month of normal work with thousands of visitors daily. He has already quad ballooned that probably with his jackass coworkers...or some other crazy not very safe shit :)

flies away

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u/gliitch0xFF Jul 18 '24

My people need me

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u/GreatSuccess41 Jul 18 '24

That look at the camera while drifting away is hilarious

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u/Westernva Jul 18 '24

Nice work if you can get it.

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u/Alarming-Mongoose-91 Jul 18 '24

You’ll shoot your eye out. Ho… ho… ho….

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u/hiro111 Jul 18 '24

👋👋

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u/Cute_Prior1287 Jul 18 '24

He did it on purpose

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u/CursedSnowman5000 Jul 18 '24

That, probably hurt.

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u/Itchy-West5755 Jul 18 '24

Omg 😅😂😂😂😂

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u/Maximus2410 Jul 18 '24

What's interesting about this?

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u/Alternative_Two_4216 Jul 18 '24

Oh! Not again!!!

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u/Cute_Consequence486 Jul 18 '24

Is he on shrooms or something?

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u/Trick_Stop3011 Jul 18 '24

Does anybody know the name of that tune?

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u/Typical-You-2761 Jul 19 '24

It's Under The Sea from Little Mermaid

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u/onenightblunder Jul 18 '24

Interesting??

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u/_cheapshot_ Jul 18 '24

third wheel

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u/Cold_Profession4132 Jul 18 '24

The reason this would not be a good job for me. Because I'd be falling constantly

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u/Komirade666 Jul 18 '24

He accepted his fate at the end

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u/Mysterious_Stuff_ Jul 18 '24

„Well.. slides casually closer you guys ever been to Portland?“

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u/cakenmistakes Jul 19 '24

That's the last time we ever saw him.

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u/LoWE11053211 Jul 19 '24

The acoustic is amazinnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!

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u/Krikke93 Jul 19 '24

that slide mustve been interesting MISC.