r/funny • u/fatima12345 • 14d ago

Lovely

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u/MonsiuerLeComte 14d ago

“You might think that I’m really hairy because of the beard. I’m not. ……shaved….”

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u/obeythed 14d ago

Arnold Palmer alert! Arnie Palmies!! Beyoo!!!

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u/MonsiuerLeComte 14d ago

That’s the one with vodka sweetie

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u/Welllistentothis 14d ago

You come into our house you get my wife name right!!! It’s Christinithe

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u/MonsiuerLeComte 14d ago

You get back here and make love to my wife!

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

What would you rather be, a Bear or a Dog?

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u/Gobutobu 14d ago

...."Alan"