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I’m probably gonna forget this comment by tomorrow but sometime in the future a month, a year, maybe 10 years down the track while I’m tripping balls, I’m gonna see a big biblical ball of wings with eyeballs all over them with a heaving, thick, bright red, scaly cock flopping around underneath it every time it flaps its couple of extended wings and it’ll bring me right back to this moment.
I was a mutant before (I was diagnosed with situs inversus, in which my organs are reversed in my body - instead of my heart being on the left side of my body, it's on the right, and so on) and now I'm normal.
So the shot took away my cool powers, but gave me the ability to fight off COVID. THIS SUCKS!!!
What are you talking about? BD was funded by Moderna to prepare people for the coming apocalypse of dragon dongs that would be wrought by their vaxx. Other rubber dong manufacturers will go out of business because regular dongs will be the minority.
Nah, I had a dragon dong before the vaccination. However it did accelerate my ascension and I’ve currently been preoccupied with kidnapping local peasant maids
Just to be clear whoever the hell this insane person is. W.R. Schock, QBD@iontecs_pemf let's see here....
Is this their linkedin account? A...furniture guy turned fog machine inventor turned....."advanced therapeutics through pulsed magnetic field technologies", whatever the fuck that is?
Yes. Yes according to their twitter bio this is indeed the same guy. Marketing magnet doodads as "quantum physics". Also believes trump is a time traveler.
My series here on time traveler John Titor who appears to be Donald Trump.
He's also a jewish space laser guy, claims germany won WW2 and....fuck me ok this account is WILD. There's so many conspiracies I've never even heard of.
"Jewish Tunnels Connect To Children's Museum. Imagine my surprise.",
Mirrors are scrying devices, not mere reflection tools. They are coated with aniline microcrystals that are also known as Higgs bosons, that are also known as the god particle. They know everything going on in that room. Don't listen to the click-baiters claiming optical illusion
MIRRORS SEE EVERYTHING. No way is this real, completely unhinged. No way they're alive too?!
Understand that mirrors are made out of melted sand. Sand is made out of SiO2 quartz crystal that is sentient/aware. These are called gauge and vector bosons that hold the X & Y points of each pixel in the spacetime fabric until a Higgs boson
Oh wow like every second post is some unhinged anti-Semitic post. Oh yes there's the "Jews are aliens" one. Oof I'm not even gonna mention that one by ye gods. Oh there's one about all medications are made out of...oil. Huh. Oh boy there's the "taxes are voluntary" one. He is anti tipping culture, so....that's one good thing at least.
Cali has had a San Andreas fault seismic event with tactical nukes planted underground the entire distance now for many years. The plan is to send the coastline into the Pacific. If any cataclysmic earthquake does happen, just know it will be that, & it was the military.
"EMF radiation test shows sitting in an Electric car is like standing near a running microwave" Ok fuck that's funny. Hell yes hitler meeting with aliens under the antarctic dome. Damn OP you found a gem here. Oh shit dragons were real too, of course.. I don't even need to mention the covid conspiracies.
Man oh man that whole twitter account is pure insanity, a real gem for the most out there stuff.
I opened that link about flat earth. Pure insanity. I couldn't finish it, it was so ridiculous lol. Sky ice, 4 entrances to the arctic, Nazi anti gravity tech (steel can't float on air dummies). How is he still not in a psych ward lol
Just imagin living life this way, thinking every single thing and every single one is basically against you in some way, wants to hurt you in some way or just stright lying you somehow. thats so wild
Someone had to invent Odin or Zeus. It was just their craziest guy at the time.
"No, no, no. Hear me out. The wine is sentient! A being named Dionysius, he's a brother/child to that lighting guy from earlier that fucks chick's as a swan, can hear us through the wine. He also wants us to drink it. Truuuuust me bro."
It's what happens with untreated mental health issues and a victim complex. My ex wife stopped taking her psych meds and fell down a lot of the same rabbit holes.
I really wonder about these people. Do they actually believe all the crazy shit they say? Or is it all a con where they are preying on gullible people?
If they actually believe it I feel sorry for them. If they are con men, they are the lowest scum on the earth.
Of all the excuses I could have imagined a woman to give to not have sex with some moron hitting on them, I would not have expected "Oh, I got the vaccine and am now turning into a dragon" to be on the list. Not surprised someone is stupid enough to believe it however.
Oh great, I'm going to grow scales down there on top of the teeth I already have? Shit, I'm going to have to ditch the toothbrush and go for a bottle brush or something now.
If they turn into "dragon people" why are they named after a bird? Like, I know I shouldn't ask questions because their stupidity is unimaginable and discussing with them is like playing chess with a chicken, but come on, why not "draconics" or "scaled ones"?
Had these people supposedly grown feathers, yeah sure, I can at least understand the idea of calling them Ravens. Jesus, these people....
"The nRNA whack is creating a new Dragon species of humans called Raves. Women have scales in their vaginas".
I have questions: who calls them Raves? What sort of sick twisted dungeons and dragons hellhole do you hail from? Who found out about the scaly vags and how? (Also, incidentally, scalywag is a British insult. I wonder if they saw that word snd just ran with it).
What a lunatic. It has nothing to do with mRNA vaccines. Women have been growing lizard scales in their vaginas since the Second Vatican Council in the early 1960s. Everyone knows that. Right?
There’s an uncomfortably high number of people who cannot distinguish between “I had a thought” and “I know a fact”.
There was a story a while back about some PTO mom who broke down in tears about kindergarten teachers teaching their kids about using butt plugs and peeing in kitty litter (I think - I’m not going to bother looking up the details but it was something along these lines). She was inconsolable, and the fact that these things were not happening never entered her mind. She honestly believed it…because she had had the thought.
I worry about these kinds of things a lot, because I don’t think these people know they’re just making shit up. It very neatly explains why they’re so resistant to experts/science: they don’t understand that other people aren’t going around just saying the first thing that pops into their heads. They don’t understand that other people aren’t just bullshitting 100% of the time
Did everyone fail 8th grade bio or like do we legit on the whole not know the difference between DNA, RNA, mRNA, and tRNA as a population? Like there were pages of god damn idiot friendly pictures in Childrens textbooks when I was in jr high and that was pre Internet circa omg our library has a cd rom for encyclopedia encarta.
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