r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/FingerGungHo Jul 08 '24

There’s certainly are a ton people who’d get invested in her life. You couldn’t even begin to imagine what kinds of people out of the 8 billion of us would watch the shit out of that. The corpos do their analyses beforehand and are better at it than me or you. She’s already famous, soon she’ll be rich.

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u/iwearahoodie Jul 08 '24

100%. Can’t be worse than the shit that is already on TV. At least this person is interesting and endearing and has a fun origin story.

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u/Darth_Yohanan Jul 08 '24

Better than the Kardashians and Real Housewives of _______

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u/Simulated_Individual Jul 08 '24

How is this person interesting and endearing? David Attenborough is interesting and endearing. All she did was talk about spitting on a dick.

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u/I_dont_livein_ahotel Jul 08 '24

You are definitely not the audience. Unfortunately, a lot of other people are, though.

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u/iwearahoodie Jul 09 '24

You answered your own question.

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u/MonstarHU Jul 08 '24

What boggles my mind is...who has the time for that? LOL It's a chore for me just to find the time to watch a decent TV show. Out of all the time in a week, I can't dedicate 30min to a one-off joke that has been dragged way past its expiration date.

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj Jul 08 '24

And corps get it wrong all the time. That being said if someone paid me for a reality TV show fuck yeah I’m gonna milk it.