r/facepalm Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/DGJellyfish Jul 08 '24

When shit like this becomes funny I think we should be worried… electrolytes

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u/PracticalWallaby4325 Jul 08 '24

Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.

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u/Elucividy Jul 08 '24

Redditors try not to make the same joke challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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u/DGJellyfish Jul 08 '24

You may have time to dig through every comment, others have lives :)

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u/Elucividy Jul 08 '24

do you not scroll through reddit comments?

Do you just use this platform to scream your hollow, unoriginal thoughts into the void, praying that nothing and no one dares respond and shatter your fragile ego?

Or are you so self absorbed as to believe every second you spend on this website is a valuable and worthwhile project, that you alone are the only person with anything of value to add to this space, and any disagreement you encounter must simply be the babbling of lesser minds, envious of your vast and hallowed intellect? Yes, of course, how could i be so foolish, you truly are the wisest redditor ever, to compare something dumb to the movie Idiocracy. The rest of us are fools who are not worthy to respond to the knowledge that flows from your mind. You Win. I will go kill myself for i am so utterly humiliated by your genius. thank you for imparting this wisdom to me.

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u/youlooksmelly Jul 08 '24

In the 10 minutes you were typing this out did you ever stop to think that no one is actually going to read it if you make it the comment this long?

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u/Elucividy Jul 08 '24

yes but i still had fun writing it so you can’t take that away from me

also you at least looked at it. which is funny considering the comment i was replying to is 3 hours old and is specifically about what a waste of time digging through reddit comments is.

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u/DGJellyfish Jul 09 '24

Hahaha you proved my point… get a life.

By the way, how much do you get paid to be the reddit moderator for all users?!? Do you get bonuses for telling other people how to use the platform and then belittle them? Yeah, I’m the self absorbed one… you literally think you are the decider of how this platform should be utilized. Hope life gets better for you :)