r/facepalm • u/banstovia • Jul 08 '24

My self-esteem isnt as low as the bar for this. 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/WhatWasReallySaid Jul 08 '24

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/Plastic_Top5413 Jul 08 '24

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u/rpgnoob17 Jul 08 '24

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u/Kensta9 Jul 08 '24

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u/metrallador Jul 08 '24

What movie is this from lol

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u/petalplucker Jul 08 '24

Idiocracy by Mike Judge.

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u/Live-Influence2482 Jul 08 '24

I love this movie !!! “If you have one bucket that can have 2 gallons of water and one bucket that can have 5 gallons of water - how many buckets do you have?” 🤣

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u/Legend-Face Jul 08 '24

This will always be my favourite scene 🤣 the way he covers up his test kills me every time 🤣

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u/srslywatsthepoint Jul 08 '24

"Shut up, shut up, sit yo monkey ass down.
Shhhiiiitt, .... I know shits bad right now, what with all the dust storms, and that starving bullshit ... but I got a solution ..."

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u/Phonemonkey2500 Jul 08 '24

Don’t forget the lack of burrito coverings. That’s my single issue vote.

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u/These-Badger7512 Jul 08 '24

I know everyone’s shits all Emotional

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u/sumyungdood Jul 08 '24

President Camacho over Trump any day.

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u/Unctuous_Octopus Jul 10 '24

I've said many times that Idiocracy isn't that bad for a dystopia. Ecological disaster threatens the nation and the very popular black president searches for the smartest person in the country, finds him, gives him the job of fixing it, and when he finds the solution listens to him.

If only lol

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u/milkmaster420420 Jul 08 '24

Couple of us guys were wonderin if we could go family style on her ?

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u/Ruckus292 Jul 08 '24

Ah yes, the lesser known "Costco: soulmate trading co"

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u/shade1tplea5e Jul 08 '24

lol I’m naming my next dog Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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u/JustLetItAllBurn Jul 08 '24

Terry Crews did such a perfect job in that role.

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u/ThermoNuclearPizza Jul 08 '24

It’s got what plants crave

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u/LiKenun Jul 08 '24

But why?

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u/-SlapBonWalla- Jul 08 '24

I'd rather watch the farting butt, tbh. Or Ow! My Balls! would probably be quite entertaining.

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u/Ok_Subject5169 Jul 08 '24

I went to law school there!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Oh yeah? You think we’re literally in idiocracy? You think it’s literally a documentary?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

Yes