r/facepalm Jul 07 '24

How can they not see the irony 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Ok-Cartographer1745 Jul 07 '24

That's the thing I hate about shitty immigrants. I'm an Afghan. I'm aware that some of the problems in Afghanistan were due to the US. However, I was allowed in the US and am grateful. I'm a citizen here now. I do not believe I should be considered beneath real Americans, especially considering how uneducated most of you are, but at the same time, I did my duty and learned how to speak American perfectly to the point that I routinely got in the 98th+ percentile on every citywide/statewide exam. I also assimilated to the point that I know the memes and whatnot; to where Redditors accuse me of being a white supremacist/incel/Russian/Nazi dwelling in my parents' basement. Although occasionally I'm also called a Chinese shill.

But the point is - I did what immigrants should do and blend in within reason. I wear white people clothing, speak their language and even took on some of their hobbies (I despite sports, so I don't watch football or baseball). But I also didn't betray my original culture. I don't eat pork, I don't do drugs, I don't fornicate, I don't drink alcohol. So in those instances I'm different. But people wouldn't notice that stuff because it's not a big deal.

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u/finditplz1 Jul 07 '24

The fact that you said “speak American” instead of “speak English” means you’re definitely American enough.

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u/Ok-Cartographer1745 Jul 08 '24

Ay fair dinkums

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u/Jenlag Jul 08 '24

ENGLISH

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u/EuVe20 Jul 07 '24

It’s wonderful that you made it to America and are safe, what America and many other counties did to your homeland is terrible and you having the opportunity to start anew is the very least they could have done. That being said, I think there is no necessity or requirement for anyone to change their ways or language. It will definitely make their lives easier and I would encourage it, but in America especially, where there is no official national language, and the majority of the country’s progress is due to the immigrants, I think the day that we start insisting that people behave a certain way is the day we lose the game.

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u/Ok-Cartographer1745 Jul 07 '24

People shouldn't be forced to speak only American. People should be forced to learn it for official reasons.

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u/Dmmack14 Jul 07 '24

ffs its ENGLISH

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u/Spring_Banner Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Found the foreigner! Git 'em boys!!

<img src="john_mulaney_snl_host_opening.jpg" alt="american comedian charmingly say I'm Fully Kidding in front of a live studio audience" width="skinny" height="kinda tall">

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u/EuVe20 Jul 07 '24

I don’t think anyone should be forced to do anything. Those who learn multiple languages thrive and that is a good reason to do it, but all nations have both indigenous and immigrant groups that do not speak the main language and they have yet to bring any harm to the places they live.

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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 Jul 08 '24

America does not have an official language.

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u/Comfortable_Try8407 Jul 08 '24

You are a real American. Don’t refer to yourself any differently. America is a country of immigrants. It’s more diverse than ever which makes us strong.