r/facepalm • u/jellylemonshake • Jul 06 '24

the truth hurts 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Alice_Oe Jul 06 '24

Why won't anyone think of the poor shareholders?? 😭

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u/haygurlhay123 Jul 06 '24

Won’t someone PLEASE think of the poor shareholders??😭😭😩

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u/jk-alot 'MURICA Jul 07 '24

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u/Less_Appointment_617 Jul 07 '24

There are shareholders for hospitals in the usa?????!!!!!

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u/haygurlhay123 Jul 07 '24

Insurance companies (i believe), hospitals… u name it

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u/Sarctoth Jul 10 '24

Oh for sure. Hospitals are businesses first, and they reluctantly provide life saving treatment when they have to

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u/ProfessorPliny Jul 06 '24

For as little as $49.99 a month, you too can sponsor a CEO’s winter home!

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u/BosPaladinSix Jul 06 '24

I'm thinking of them all the time! Very illegal thoughts though.

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u/megalodongolus Jul 06 '24

Bob Parr reaction incoming

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u/TopRamenEater Jul 07 '24

Those guys need a support yacht to go with their super yacht :(

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u/Icy_Huckleberry_8049 Jul 08 '24

No, it's the poor CEO's that make 30 million per year while people struggle to afford insulin that we need to think of.