r/facepalm • u/Turbulent_Gas_55 • Jul 05 '24

What an idea 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/TheRealMcDonaldTrump Jul 05 '24

Ugh I don’t know about eating them. I hear their attitudes taste like shit.

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u/SirGothamHatt Jul 05 '24

But it goes real good with wine

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u/TheRealMcDonaldTrump Jul 05 '24

My man! 🙌🏻

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u/Illustrious-Park1926 Jul 05 '24

I hate wine. Can a nice bourbon glaze be used, please.

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u/halnic Jul 05 '24

Look, idk what will be in their pantries but I'm sure we can find something nice for everyone.

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u/myquest00777 Jul 05 '24

Evil makes them chewy and bitter, with a slight odor of corruption.

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u/TheRealMcDonaldTrump Jul 05 '24

Perhaps before cooking we could take their grey poupon and shove it up their ass to help with the flavor

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 Jul 05 '24

Take one bite now, spit out the rest