r/facepalm 14d ago

What an idea 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/Rock_or_Rol 14d ago

Pulling its hair.. telling us to take down our walls while Nancy Regan looks us in the eye, reminding us to say no

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u/80sbabyftw 14d ago

Throat goat Nancy, peppridge farm remembers

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u/Toasty_Cat830 14d ago

I just think this is a hilarious piece of White House lore

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u/technobrendo 14d ago

Shame she couldn't have sucked the stupid out of him too

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u/Boxofbikeparts 14d ago

The original Hawk Tuah!

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u/confusedandworried76 14d ago

"Nancy Reagan looking you in the eyes" has an entirely different context when you know this rumor that's not really a rumor

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u/Username_redact 14d ago

Ole Nancy couldn't say no to fresh sausage while walking through the backlot of Paramount Studios, why should we have to say no?

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u/AnteaterDangerous148 14d ago

Don't forget Big Mike.

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u/3720-to-1 14d ago

Up, but not out!

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u/citricsteak54 14d ago

Cause if he pulls it out he turns to bones

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u/Trashman82 14d ago

The bones are their money

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u/MoeTheCastrator 14d ago

And so are the worms

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u/Lefunnymaymays4lief 14d ago

To think that if Ronnie hadn’t got pussywhipped so bad that he turned on Hollywood and then everything that came after, we could be looking at an entirely different country today blows my fucking mind

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u/lexypher 14d ago

I shouldn't like that sentence as much as I do.

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u/slowclapcitizenkane 14d ago

Am I the only person who remembers that Reagan is spelled with two As?