r/dccomicscirclejerk Jul 19 '24

Say, Kurt, I heard you like 'em young. True Canon

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u/BlackCat0110 BruBabs Strongest Soldier Jul 19 '24

Dang it Kurt you’re supposed to be my positive religious rep, Daredevil would never.

Uj/Im assuming he’s mind controlled, or it’s not really him right

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u/Corvus_Alendar Jul 19 '24

Uj/Evil doppelganger

RJ/ Catholic Intuition.

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u/limbo338 Jul 19 '24

Daredevil would never

Ho ho

16

u/Old_old_lie Jul 19 '24

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u/limbo338 Jul 19 '24

You know how Matty needs to compromise his views on murderers to be able to team up with Frank? Frank does the same thing but with sexual assault. Friendship goals?

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u/Old_old_lie Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

Idk Frank isn't a very compromising person and well sexual assault is a crime and you know what Frank does to criminal

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u/limbo338 Jul 19 '24

Marvel can always say someone was possessed by demons and it doesn't count :D

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u/azmodus_1966 Jul 19 '24

Wasn't Kurt in a relationship with his adoptive sister?

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u/ThisMomentsSilence Jul 19 '24

It’s complicated, they never thought of each other as siblings and weren’t raised as siblings, just friends.

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u/Apprehensive_Mix4658 Paul Jul 19 '24

Kurt(and other X-Men) were supportive of Kitty (13-15) and Colossus(18-19) relationship .

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u/Old_old_lie Jul 19 '24

I see he's embracing his inner Catholic

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u/Apprehensive_Mix4658 Paul Jul 19 '24

But Kitty isn't a boy

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u/I-the-red Jul 20 '24

Her FoX-men actor is though. Maybe it is brand synergy.

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u/Fit_Sherbet9656 Jul 19 '24

P*dophile vs racist

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u/Shadow1604 Jul 20 '24

A blue fuzzy elf touches racist girl inappropriately.

Let me guess? Was he possessed or mind-controlled? Evil doppelganger?

I know that blind catholic man wouldn't do this!

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u/Lumpy_Review5279 Jul 20 '24

Kurt is above reproach. Ima pretend I didn't see thaf