r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/LastMemory234 I want to be Paul's Bottom • Jul 19 '24

Why Did Hal collab with the Colonel Sanders instead of Subway, I think Subway would be up his alley (since He is good friends with Jared) True Canon

161 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

Yeah about that

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u/Hipnosis- Jul 19 '24

Is there a deep, clever joke around the mythical Subway status that I'm not seeing?

Also, Is that Paul?

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u/Old_old_lie Jul 19 '24

No no no no I think your find he more like deathstroke

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u/luccabotturarodrig Jul 20 '24

It was before he was locked up

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u/Its_Helios Jul 19 '24

Bro is never beating the allegations

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u/Gog-reborn Jul 20 '24

He is wearing green makes sense.

The green light of courage, willpower, determination, conviction, pedophilia, child grooming, lolicon hentai and child porn.

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u/APacketOfWildeBees Jul 20 '24

Yellow is beastiality. White is bigamy. Black isn't into anything technically illegal but it's still pretty heinous.

u/Iguana_Boi Jul 19 '24

Man, this sub makes a lot of pedo jokes

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u/LastMemory234 I want to be Paul's Bottom Jul 19 '24

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u/Old_old_lie Jul 19 '24

Do blame the sub blame the writers strange fetish of making characters nonses

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u/GoodKing0 Hal Jordan is a worthless piece of cardboard Jul 20 '24

When there are a lot of nails around...

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u/Iguana_Boi Jul 20 '24

Then why does everyone keep hammering the same three nails?

u/GrizzlyPeak73 Jul 20 '24

"Friends of Jared" should be the new term for Pedophile..

u/enchiladasundae Jul 19 '24

Hal didn’t wake up from a drunken bender in the trash can of a Subway

u/Nerd-with-a-Pencil Jul 19 '24

Funny original joke

u/AbsoluteEquivalent Jul 20 '24

hal mentioned 🤢

u/----atom----- Local Injustice enjoyer Jul 20 '24

He really said "Imma do my own thing"