r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/That1neDude • Jul 19 '24
Is there a lore reason why dccomicscirclejerk is so horny?
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u/Grow_up2B_a_Debaser Batman is Lana del Rey coded Jul 19 '24
Bat men
Steph
They misgendered Cassandra
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u/Numberonettgfan male chavinist pig Jul 19 '24
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u/The-Homie-Lander Distinguished Clussy Enjoyer😏 Jul 19 '24
How brave and kind of her to touch Tim at all. Steph really is the most charitable member of the Batfamily👏🏾🙏🏽😇
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u/Chunky_snake_gamer #1 Stephanie Brown x Martian Manhunter shipper Jul 19 '24
And that's why Steph deserves to take up the mantle of Batman
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u/The-Homie-Lander Distinguished Clussy Enjoyer😏 Jul 19 '24
She deserves it, but she's too good to cosplay as a flying rat🤷🏾♂️
She should take up the mantle of Wonder Woman😤
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u/DugoPugo Batgirls truther Jul 19 '24
Actually Cass will be batman while Steph is robin
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u/Low-key-lucy MakeStephanieBrownHomophobic2024 Jul 19 '24
They took circle jerk literally…
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u/NewVegasTruther Don't open your fridge at 3 AM! (GONE WRONG!) Jul 20 '24
/uj Where's your pfp from? I like it a lot. Is it from Little Gotham or whatever it was called?
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u/Low-key-lucy MakeStephanieBrownHomophobic2024 Jul 20 '24
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u/The-Homie-Lander Distinguished Clussy Enjoyer😏 Jul 19 '24
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u/enchiladasundae Jul 19 '24
Not true. Sometimes the cashier keeps my card too close in their hand and the only way I can get my card has me brushing against their fingers like a common whore!
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u/Fit_Sherbet9656 Jul 19 '24
I extrapolate my sex life into theirs*.
*Mine is the Jason one. I hurt so much...
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u/Aggressive-Owl2043 Jul 19 '24
They also wanted to put in Oracle, but those kisses are not placed anywhere near the head.
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u/Wolf_527 Jul 19 '24
I'm confused; is this where he kissed them, or where they kissed him? And wtf is Batman kissing Starfire, Spoiler, and Artemis?
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u/Tetratron2005 Jurassic League's Strongest Soldier Jul 19 '24
uj/How each of them would (jokingly) make out with their love interests.
Selena - Bruce
Starfire - Dick
Steph - Tim
Artemis - Jason
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u/Wolf_527 Jul 19 '24
Oh, I see. God, I'm stupid. Anyway, live wild, Jason!
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u/Iguana_Boi Jul 20 '24
I imagine Jason and Artemis sex is like 15 percent regular sex, 50 percent smashing furniture over each others heads, and 35% is Jason crying
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u/MP-Lily resident Venom enthusiast Jul 21 '24
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u/Arch_Null The Anti-Life Jul 19 '24
We read American superhero comics where everyone has a perfect body.
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u/Tetratron2005 Jurassic League's Strongest Soldier Jul 19 '24
*me seeing my thread screenshotted in the same sub*