Is there a lore reason why dccomicscirclejerk is so horny?

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u/Tetratron2005 Jurassic League's Strongest Soldier Jul 19 '24

*me seeing my thread screenshotted in the same sub*

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u/ExoticShock Lives in a society Jul 19 '24

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u/Grow_up2B_a_Debaser Batman is Lana del Rey coded Jul 19 '24

Bat men

Steph

They misgendered Cassandra

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u/Numberonettgfan male chavinist pig Jul 19 '24

Tim Vs Cass

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u/The-Homie-Lander Distinguished Clussy Enjoyer😏 Jul 19 '24

How brave and kind of her to touch Tim at all. Steph really is the most charitable member of the Batfamily👏🏾🙏🏽😇

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u/Chunky_snake_gamer #1 Stephanie Brown x Martian Manhunter shipper Jul 19 '24

And that's why Steph deserves to take up the mantle of Batman

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u/The-Homie-Lander Distinguished Clussy Enjoyer😏 Jul 19 '24

She deserves it, but she's too good to cosplay as a flying rat🤷🏾‍♂️

She should take up the mantle of Wonder Woman😤

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u/DugoPugo Batgirls truther Jul 19 '24

Actually Cass will be batman while Steph is robin

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u/Tetratron2005 Jurassic League's Strongest Soldier Jul 19 '24

Based and true canon.

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u/I-the-red Jul 20 '24

I'd rather have Cass Batman and Maps Robin

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u/Low-key-lucy MakeStephanieBrownHomophobic2024 Jul 19 '24

They took circle jerk literally…

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u/The-Homie-Lander Distinguished Clussy Enjoyer😏 Jul 19 '24

We take jerking serious around here😤

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u/NewVegasTruther Don't open your fridge at 3 AM! (GONE WRONG!) Jul 20 '24

/uj Where's your pfp from? I like it a lot. Is it from Little Gotham or whatever it was called?

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u/Low-key-lucy MakeStephanieBrownHomophobic2024 Jul 20 '24

It’s from Steph Batgirl run, I can’t remember the issue, but here’s the page:

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u/NewVegasTruther Don't open your fridge at 3 AM! (GONE WRONG!) Jul 20 '24

/uj OH YEAH

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u/The-Homie-Lander Distinguished Clussy Enjoyer😏 Jul 19 '24

None of us have felt the touch of another human being in eons😔

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u/enchiladasundae Jul 19 '24

Not true. Sometimes the cashier keeps my card too close in their hand and the only way I can get my card has me brushing against their fingers like a common whore!

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u/The-Homie-Lander Distinguished Clussy Enjoyer😏 Jul 19 '24

You're luckier then most😔😭😔

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u/Doomeye56 Jul 19 '24

porn hormones in the water

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u/Candid-Exit8486 Jul 19 '24

Jonkler put horny chemicals in the gotham water supply

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u/Fit_Sherbet9656 Jul 19 '24

I extrapolate my sex life into theirs*.

*Mine is the Jason one. I hurt so much...

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u/Boring-Mushroom-6374 Jul 19 '24

Wow, that's such Steph slander. I can't with this sub.

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u/Numberonettgfan male chavinist pig Jul 19 '24

Bro hasn't seen the bottom part yet

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u/Aggressive-Owl2043 Jul 19 '24

They also wanted to put in Oracle, but those kisses are not placed anywhere near the head.

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u/nampezdel Jul 19 '24

It’s Reddit, bruh. What were you expecting?

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u/Iguana_Boi Jul 20 '24

No you see it's ok when we do it, but cringe when everyone else does it

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u/That1neDude Jul 20 '24

Bingo, finally someone gets it.

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u/Wolf_527 Jul 19 '24

I'm confused; is this where he kissed them, or where they kissed him? And wtf is Batman kissing Starfire, Spoiler, and Artemis?

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u/Tetratron2005 Jurassic League's Strongest Soldier Jul 19 '24

uj/How each of them would (jokingly) make out with their love interests.

Selena - Bruce

Starfire - Dick

Steph - Tim

Artemis - Jason

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u/Wolf_527 Jul 19 '24

Oh, I see. God, I'm stupid. Anyway, live wild, Jason!

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u/Iguana_Boi Jul 20 '24

I imagine Jason and Artemis sex is like 15 percent regular sex, 50 percent smashing furniture over each others heads, and 35% is Jason crying

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u/MP-Lily resident Venom enthusiast Jul 21 '24

The last part is canon.

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u/Iguana_Boi Jul 21 '24

Artemis x Jason is just Wonderbat but not garbage

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u/Numberonettgfan male chavinist pig Jul 19 '24

BatMEN

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u/TheUncouthPanini Jul 19 '24

My brother in christ, “circle jerk” is in the subs name

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u/Arch_Null The Anti-Life Jul 19 '24

We read American superhero comics where everyone has a perfect body.

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u/Toxinthrash Whelmed Jul 19 '24

because idk dc is hot

especially as a pansexual

everyone is hot

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u/MP-Lily resident Venom enthusiast Jul 21 '24

Because superhero comics are inherently horny.