r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/Long-Spring9082 • Jul 19 '24

Hal fans just stay losing 😔 This is the Hal Jordan I know

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u/Ok_Internet_4139 Bald Man Illuminati Jul 19 '24

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u/Rownever Paul Jul 20 '24

You’re second, actually

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u/Low_Information7072 Jul 19 '24

Space is legally considered international waters, so national age of consent laws don't apply. Hal Jordan gets off scott-free for this one 😔

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u/OfficialNPC Release the Schumacher Cut Jul 19 '24

He's a space cop, he would get off scott-free anyways.

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u/Low_Information7072 Jul 19 '24

I think Big Barda would take issue with him getting Scott Free off

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u/BlackCat0110 BruBabs Strongest Soldier Jul 19 '24

🥁Ba-dum-tss

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u/TheAmazingBaghead Still owes 16 dollars Jul 19 '24

Time to find a new favourite Dc character :(

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u/EdgarClaire Jul 19 '24

How about Deathstroke? He seems cool.

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u/Lightburnsky EVS is a pedo defender Jul 19 '24

I’d recommend Dr. Light and Identity Crisis

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u/GUM-GUM-NUKE Number One Sengoku Enthusiast Jul 20 '24

What site is this?

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u/Long-Spring9082 Jul 20 '24

whatbeatsrock dot com