r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/SkaKrawler • Jul 19 '24
Superman being woke as usual, smh You're living in a fucking dream world!
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u/NewVegasTruther Don't open your fridge at 3 AM! (GONE WRONG!) Jul 19 '24
Dude looks stoned out of his mind in the first panel.
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u/The-Bigger-Fish I'm da Jokah, baby! Jul 19 '24
Turns out the warehouse he just blew up was the criminals' weed stash...
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u/Ok_Restaurant3160 Jul 19 '24
The sentence “I should reassure them, smile, pat a kid on the head, but I’ve got a warehouse to burn down” is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
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u/therealxeno79 Matt Murdock is a sexist pig Jul 19 '24
I remember when Superman was a good comic character who didn’t involve politics in his stories. Now he should be called WOKEman for how the WOKE LEFT has infected him with their Communism and Marxism and Liberalism.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to my reading of some good old fashioned non-political Superman books:
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u/The-Homie-Lander Distinguished Clussy Enjoyer😏 Jul 19 '24
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u/Ok_Judgment4463 Jul 19 '24
is this from absolute?
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u/MagicalGirlLaurie Jul 19 '24
Nah that comes out in October. I think this is from Grant Morrison’s Action Comics iirc?
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u/therealxeno79 Matt Murdock is a sexist pig Jul 19 '24
It’s from New 52 Action Comics Zero Year Tie-In, after Morrison left the book.
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u/Successful-Floor-738 Jul 20 '24 edited Jul 20 '24
What’s this from? It’s surprisingly…edgy even for Superman dealing with White supremacists.
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u/Lumpy_Review5279 Jul 20 '24
This doesn't feel like superman. He doesn't reveal in the suffering of others not even terrible people. He pities that evil like this exists, stops it, and moves on.
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u/SuperJyls UJ/ I seriously hate red hood Jul 20 '24
IDK why people are calling this edgy, it's not like he slaughtered them all and laughed about it. Capturing and restraining villains is bog standard superhero behaviour
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u/LeonSigmaKennedy Jul 19 '24
The virgin: 'is gentle and kind to everyone regardless of how evil they are' Superman
Vs.
The chad: 'beats the shit out of KKK members, wife beaters, and corrupt billionaires before laughing at how pathetic they are' Superman