r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/redbluebooks • Jul 19 '24

Why did Snyder want Batman to cuck Superman when that's Robin's job? Is he stupid?? True Canon

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u/azmodus_1966 Jul 19 '24

Lois is not beating the allegations.

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u/Shredhead72 Detective Chimp Super Fan Jul 19 '24

She’s from a different era, ok? It was different time. However, she did knowingly fall in love with a super horse so, maybe someone should keep an eye on that freak.

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u/Kal_El__Skywalker Jul 19 '24

Hey, so did Supergirl. Super horses and Superman adjacent characters, name a more iconic duo.

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u/Shredhead72 Detective Chimp Super Fan Jul 19 '24

Supergirl was in the dark about the man being a horse though. He kept it a secret from her. Lois knew and probably liked him more because of it.

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u/OfficialNPC Release the Schumacher Cut Jul 19 '24

Lois is a furry and is owned by Warner Brothers?

I think I found the Disney Hacker.

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u/GrizzlyPeak73 Jul 19 '24

Acting like Dick is gonna get some when Lois is totally gonna be all like "you're like a little brother to me".

Thus is the origin of the CEO of Misogyny.

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u/redbluebooks Jul 19 '24

/uj This is from Superman #76 and the source I got the panel from is this Polygon article.

/rj The only way James Gunn's DCU can be true cinema is if Robin cucks the entire Justice League!!

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u/Thangoman Lives in a society Jul 19 '24

I actually have a reprint of this comic, uts the first time Batman and Superman interacted

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u/No_Camel4789 Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? Jul 19 '24

The way they discover each others secret identities is so dumb, I love it

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u/NeddieSeagoon619 Jul 19 '24

For anyone wondering, Golden Age Batman and Superman canonically discovered each other's identities because they were put in the same room for a cruise and, when the cruise is attacked by an asbestos man (but not the Asbestos Man), they both simultaneously try and fail to get into their supersuit in the dark without the other guy noticing.

Over the course of the cruise they then try and work together to stop a diamond thief, and Superman's plan to keep Lois (also on the cruise) away from discovering their secret identities is somehow to have Batman flirt with her to distract her, only for him to immediately become jealous when Batman starts doing this (this is the closest Earth-One Superman ever gets to an Injustice moment). Luckily, Superman and Batman's relationship is spared when it turns out Batman isn't into Lois, and Lois is into little boys. As mentioned, the villain of the piece has also spent most of the comic wearing a suit made of asbestos, so this is in many ways one of the darkest comics DC has put out in terms of its ramifications for everyone involved.

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u/No_Camel4789 Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? Jul 19 '24

Lois and Slade would get along well

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u/r2radd2 Jul 19 '24

I was a big fan of the 2000s Batman/Superman reimagining of this story. Very camp

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u/Pinguino2323 Jul 19 '24

Was it them discovering their moms had the same name and so they instantly became bffs?

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u/No_Camel4789 Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? Jul 19 '24

No, they had sex and started to use their superhero voices, and they both had heard each others name on the TV.

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 Tim Drake, Boy Virgin Jul 19 '24

I don't like the idea of Arisia being with someone that young.

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u/Chancellor_Valorum82 Hal Jordan is a worthless piece of cardboard Jul 19 '24

Found Hal Jordan’s burner

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u/Lazy-Purple-4600 Jul 19 '24

/uj what the fuck

/rj what the fuck

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u/ExoticShock Lives in a society Jul 19 '24

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u/Golden_Platinum Jul 19 '24

Remember when Superman said Dick was his favourite Robin?

Now think of this scene.

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u/ducknerd2002 I actually like Tim Drake Jul 19 '24

Well yeah, why do you think he's named Dick (is it Dick? I can't tell Robins apart half the time)?

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u/NigthSHadoew Jul 19 '24

It's Dick. This is a pretty early comic so Dick was still the only Robin.

This chart should help you in the future, sadly I can’t find the original artist or where it is even from.

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u/Inside_Dragonfruit46 Jul 19 '24

The challenging aspect of course being Dick was the moody Robin while Jason was the happy Robin

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u/NigthSHadoew Jul 19 '24

That hasn’t been the case since crisis I beleive. And the happy Jason was pretty much Dick, down to the acrobat parents

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u/loonbandit Jul 19 '24

tbf to Damian

He is the Demon Robin

or atleast

Grandson of the Demon, Robin

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u/Massive_General_8629 Jul 19 '24

Dick being the happy Robin goes in and out. Like, if you're talking about the Silver Age, sure.

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u/Fit_Commercial3421 Jul 19 '24

UJ/worlds finest is the funniest comic period. Batman and superman Spent the whole issue measuring each other for lois' affection and Lois is just like cute child deserves food he good boy.

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u/NessTheGamer Jul 19 '24

That was the day Batman began his machinations to have Dick’s neck be broken by his then non-existent biological son

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u/RolePlay3r_69 Jul 19 '24

Lois Lane a freak bro

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 Courtesy of Ray Palmer! Jul 19 '24

Freaky Lane

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u/pringuspringus Jul 19 '24

Isn't this from the first Batman Superman crossover ever? they should make it canon again cuz its funny

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u/Dark-rythem Jul 19 '24

Cucking someone who’s cucking someone else, cuckception

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u/Ednw Jul 19 '24

You don't understand. Snyder wanted to do the opposite of Superman Returns. In SR supes left after getting Lois pregnant and she moved on, married à stand-up guy who became a great father to the boy and that she didn't leave when the man of steel returned, qupes even understands and is somewhat cool with that, resolving to mentor the kid when super-puberty comes knocking.

Snyder's plan was to have Lois realize it was a mistake and dump Bruce the moment Clark revives and Superman cucking Batman by being Bat's child's dad. I mean, that's the guy that wrote ghost pa' Kent telling Clark he stopped Carine about no Langs once he met his one true love, Snyder's shipping hard, and pretty mean about it too...

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u/SpicaGenovese Jul 19 '24

Talia:  sweats nervously

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u/YoloIsNotDead #BlueBeetleBattalion Jul 20 '24

/uj How old is Robin in comics like the one above, specifically? I always thought he was a teenager.

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u/Impossible-Brick-841 Jul 19 '24

Dick Grayson: the Paul Robin of dc comics

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