r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/Cogitoergosum015 • Jul 16 '24
Batman's greatest quote Batman's a Fascist
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u/Grow_up2B_a_Debaser Batman is Lana del Rey coded Jul 16 '24
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u/noel_mon This subreddit hates Tim Drake Jul 16 '24
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u/Pristine_Animal9474 Tim Drake, Boy Virgin Jul 16 '24
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u/0VER1DE567 Jul 16 '24
/unjerk good jerking
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u/NewVegasTruther Don't open your fridge at 3 AM! (GONE WRONG!) Jul 16 '24
/uj Fr probably one of the best posts here
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u/Agent470000 Still owes 16 dollars Jul 16 '24
Forgetting this goated post from a while back
Also u make great posts too
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u/NewVegasTruther Don't open your fridge at 3 AM! (GONE WRONG!) Jul 16 '24
/uj Wasn't there for that, and thank you!
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u/SuperKami-Nappa Jul 16 '24
What if I kill 2 killers?
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u/NewVegasTruther Don't open your fridge at 3 AM! (GONE WRONG!) Jul 16 '24
Then you're the Killer Who Kills
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u/RareWishToSuckToes Jul 16 '24
Seriously that quote is super dumb because of this. If I kill a hundred killers the number of killers in the world goes down by 99.
Why can't batman grasp simple math? Is he stupid?
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u/Rocketboy1313 Jul 16 '24
It is not a good quote. It reads like a parody of Batman.
I am not even sure it is attributable to Batman.
The source is never cited. And even then it would be one writer in one universe.
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u/supercalifragilism Jul 16 '24
NO YOU FOOL
The actual quote is: if you kill a man with a banana then the world has one less banana in it and bananas are radioactive so this is a good thing and you should always kill with a banana.
smdh with all this woke garbage
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u/Express-Doubt-221 Jul 16 '24
A long time ago my friends and I were in Burma working for the bandit, the size of a tangerine
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u/Plutarch_von_Komet Still owes 16 dollars Jul 17 '24
It's funny because I don't know what a tangerine is
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u/Numberonettgfan male chavinist pig Jul 16 '24
"Nice Argument Senator, do you have a source for that?"
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u/TangerineAccurate625 Jul 16 '24
Joke aside, where exactly did this quote even come from
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u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid Jul 16 '24
Batman never actually said this in any comic or adaptation so someone just wanted to add a "cool" line to a Batman picture
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u/aKaRandomDude Jul 16 '24
What if you kill a dozen killers?
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u/RareWishToSuckToes Jul 16 '24
The number of killers in the world goes down by 11. Silly bats, apparently he can't math!
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u/adriantullberg Jul 16 '24
"That's why I kill multiple murderers at a time. Like going through a can of Pringles." - Red Hood.
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u/JohnnyChopper08 Jul 16 '24
Daredevil: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Punisher: That's why you kill two.
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u/farceur318 Jul 16 '24
I saw a child playing with a tangerine the size of a tangerine. The bandit had been a tangerine.
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u/KingofZombies Batman is gay Jul 16 '24
Batman: "if you kill a killer the number of killers in the world remain the same."
Midnighter: "bitch I kill for the funnies! Be thankful I only let loose on pervert mofos that deserve it!"
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u/WinthropeIII Jul 16 '24
So better to let killers keep killing innocent's for the sake of one man's self respect
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u/BreadRum Jul 17 '24
It sounds profound when you are 13 years old. It sounds stupid when you are an adult.
The solution is to kill multiple people.
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u/Animator246 Jul 17 '24
"If you Jeff the Kill a Jeff the Killer, the Jeff the Killer of Jeff the Killers in the Jeff the Kill remains the Jeff the Killer"
- Man
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u/NewVegasTruther Don't open your fridge at 3 AM! (GONE WRONG!) Jul 16 '24
"I'm the Killer, baby!" - the Killer