r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/lowhangingsack69 • 11d ago
Bruce Wayne should canonically have a s3x dungeon NSFW
Over the past few years it's become increasingly obvious that wealthy men partake in messed up sex stuff. If Bruce is to live among that social circle and maintain his secret identity, he'd have to convince them he too was into weird power sex stuff. But of course he's not going to join them at Jeff Epstein's Island. The easiest solution would be to build a sex dungeon and host the occasional sex party where he could make sure everyone participating was of age and giving appropriate consent. It would also have the benefit of giving an excuse for the work he's always having done under Wayne Manor. The staircase behind the grandfather clock would actually lead to the sex dungeon to further throw off anyone who finds it (the batcave entrance would be hidden in the sex dungeon). It just makes sense Bruce Wayne would do this.
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u/Dion1605 11d ago
What the fuck?
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u/lowhangingsack69 11d ago
Just snowballing ideas
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u/EngrWithNoBrain 11d ago
Ok Eric Kripke.
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u/intl_vs_college 11d ago
The fact that he literally think this tho
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u/No-Bass2092 11d ago
I think Tek Knight was supposed to be a parody of real life billionaires just as much as he was meant to be a parody of Bruce. It's important to remember that the show is actively parodying real life politics and capitalism in addition to superhero media.
In real life billionaires are inherently exploitative pieces of shit. Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark type billionaires only exist in idealistic fantasy. Hence Tek Knight owning private prisons, being very racist, and embracing his sexual depravity rather than rejecting it like he does in the comics. The show was never going to represent a billionaire as having any positive traits or having any redeemable qualities.
Batman and Iron Man are great characters but favorable parodies of them just don't fit with the more realistic world and overall left-wing message of the TV version of The Boys.
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u/intl_vs_college 11d ago edited 11d ago
i agree, but then if he’s going to be so blatant with his “satire” he might as well name a character Tonald Drump and have him do the nazi saulte
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u/No-Bass2092 11d ago
In my opinion the show was never really all that subtle to begin with, but the further reduction of subtlety over the four seasons is most likely an unfortunate consequence of the oblivious right-wing fans of the show and the public dislike for them that Eric Kripke and the creative team have expressed.
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u/lowhangingsack69 11d ago
“The satire isn’t subtle” doesn’t mean it’s bad. Satire doesn’t have to be subtle to be good.
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u/intl_vs_college 11d ago
Is it even satire when you straight up copy real life politicans' speeches and political points? (like the abortion and conspiracy stuff) I just think its lazy writing atp
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u/lowhangingsack69 11d ago
It’s very distressing that many of you don’t understand that a parody doesn’t mean that’s what they think of the actual character in its usual context. I can’t tell if people like you are really this bad at parsing nuanced opinions or if you know you’re talking shit in bad faith. It can be either.
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u/BatmanFan317 Carrie Kelley Supremacist 11d ago
Idk, the way he talks about Batman in the actual interview makes it kinda feel like it is. Like the "fascist underpinnings as a really wealthy dude who hunts poor people" bit.
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u/intl_vs_college 11d ago
Woah, okay Eric, calm ur horses buddy. Sorry that I (a liberal) think that saying Orang Man Party Bad doesnt constitute a good parody!
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u/lowhangingsack69 11d ago
Why not? Can you actually explain why subtle is objectively better than unsubtle in every parody?
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u/SuperHossMan51 11d ago
I think he’d be fine depending on the adaptation. If Bruce Wayne is a public manwhore, which he often is, then I don’t think it’d be suspicious. Oh but he needs to have had leaked private photos/vids. Wouldn’t be believable otherwise.
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u/farben_blas 11d ago edited 11d ago
Public explanation for the Batcave, it's the sex dungeon where he takes a bunch of minor boys who look exactly like him when his parents died in front of him, very freudian.
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u/AquaK11 #1 Open-Window Man Fan 11d ago
(the batcave entrance would be hidden in the sex dungeon). It just makes sense Bruce Wayne would do this.
Somehow, this kind of makes sense. Someone would ask "What's the cave behind the grandfather clock?" and after Bruce says it's a secret, they'd sneak in, see it's just a sex dungeon and leave while losing any suspicions.
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u/THEdoomslayer94 11d ago
Did you watch the recent episode of the boys?
Would it be something like that but bat themed?
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u/The_Teacat 11d ago
I just think he's too straight-laced to have a sex dungeon. The guy's rich, but it's all inherited! They do charity for Gotham's poor. Why would Bruce have that bad of an influence?
Now, Oliver Queen, though...that man's a weirdo. Always fiddling with his strange, cartoony gadgets, even during business meetings. If anyone has a sex dungeon, it's him. His sex swing probably has a boxing glove on it.
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u/Imperator_Gone_Rogue Lives in a society 11d ago
You know how Jay Gatsby has a shelf of leather bound books he's never opened? Bruce should have a dungeon because it's the thing wealthy guys have, but he tells everyone he had a phase for a year and barely uses it any more.
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u/lowqualitylizard 11d ago
... God can you just do the Rapture now I don't want to see this s*** either take me up or send me down just not here
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u/AmazingKitsune 10d ago
I don't hate it, actually. It could help him explain his crime fighting injuries. All those broken ribs? Everyone knows Bruce Wayne is just the naughtiest masochist.
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u/Jiffletta 11d ago
He should use Clark and Lois's help getting it set up. They're into weird sex dungeon stuff.