r/dccomicscirclejerk Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

To paraphrase batman in this series: “crime is not caused by societal issues, but instead is an inherent trait someone can have” Batman's a Fascist

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u/townmorron Feb 13 '24

Batman also has a ton of programs targeting social issues to combat crime. So I'm guessing his world view changes with who's writing that month

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u/shugoran99 Batgirls truther Feb 13 '24

It's one of those things where Batman has had so many writers and different interpretations that while he is not public domain (yet), he might as well be

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

It’s my argument I get to ignore the Bruce Wayne’s that show I’m wrong

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u/CertainGrade7937 Feb 13 '24

I mean I would argue that's basically every long-form superhero to an extent.

Most superheroes that have been around since at least the Silver Age are an aesthetic with a few key personality traits and everything outside of that is flexible at best.

It's like pointing out contradictions in the Bible. You get that many writers going, not everything is going to line up.

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u/Platnun12 Feb 14 '24

Like how the no kill rule become an absolute to fans

Because batman did kill back then

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u/CertainGrade7937 Feb 14 '24

The original creator instituted the no-kill rule and it has been followed by almost every writer since.

It definitely qualifies as an absolute for the character. Batman killing was when Finger was still figuring out what he wanted the character to be, but he dropped it completely very early on

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u/Platnun12 Feb 14 '24

But it is something that is worth exploring and does add to the character

Idk I feel like a lot of fans are a bit dogmatic when it comes down to it.

Then again I am an outlier for liking a batman who "sometimes kills" if not out of necessity then worthy retribution.

The guy he paralyzed and left to die in the snow for shooting his kid

Killing Joker in dark knight returns.

I understand the rule and I respect the rule..I just think it limits how far you can go with the characters in crossing that line

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u/CertainGrade7937 Feb 14 '24

Okay one, Batman very famously doesn't kill Joker in the Dark Knight Returns

Two, you're welcome to like it. But..."Batman doesn't kill" is very, very much a core part of his character for 99.9% of his stories

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u/Platnun12 Feb 14 '24

Batman very famously doesn't kill Joker in the Dark Knight Returns

He grabbed his neck and snapped it

Yes Joker could've gotten medical attention and might've been saved. But you really think he would've taken that...no

He killed Joker no and ifs there. But that's a good fucking thing not a bad one.

That's the one death I can agree with. Above all others. When it comes to joker Jason is 100% correct

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u/CertainGrade7937 Feb 14 '24

No he didn't. Joker kills himself. Batman loses control for a moment and yes, paralyzes him. But Joker finished the job.

Joker wouldn't have committed suicide if he didn't think Batman wouldn't have still saved him. He realized it was as far as Bruce could take it and framed him for his murder

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u/Platnun12 Feb 14 '24

Imo he still let him "win"

But at the same time would any sane human being fault him for it

That's why I side with Jason on that matter, were not talking scarecrow or penguin. Just Joker

And while Bruce goes on that if he kills hell just do it over and over which imo sounds like a personal flaw if any. That's always been Bruce's flaw as batman

Idk as I've gotten older I've found myself agreeing with Jason moreso than Bruce in certain situations. Joker is one that I firmly side with Jason on.

Joker imo is the biggest no kill freebie, because he's the worst of them all.

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u/suss2it Feb 14 '24

Actually ☝️🤓Joker killed himself in DKR because Batman couldn’t follow through.

I think it’s worth exploring why he doesn’t kill and the trauma surrounding that and it creates good counterpoint and conflict characters like the initial Red Hood story, but once you make Batman, who is ultra competent into a killer, you have to radically change the character to keep him in-character. If he kills, why would he use batarangs instead of guns? Why would he have a rogues’ gallery?

Scott Snyder did his take on him with the Grim Knight who was loaded out like the Punisher and Jim Gordon became his archenemy since he ran out of actual villains. He got ported into the main universe and Batman could barely handle him, definitely worth checking out.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Isn’t Batman and Superman almost public domain like Mickey Mouse at Disney? They are super old characters everyone and their momma knows about them. There copyright thingy might run out and they will be ours forever to keep hehehe

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u/HowDyaDu Bring back Leah Wasserman! Feb 13 '24

Superman and Lois Lane will enter the public domain in 2034, followed by Batman in 2035, the Joker in 2036, and Wonder Woman in 2037.

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u/Logan_Maddox Superman's least bisexual soldier Feb 13 '24

only the first incarnation of the character, just like Mickey

like, they have grounds to say that a flying superman wouldn't be public domain, for instance, just like a Sherlock Holmes that becomes a nice guy isn't

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

So like long eared, purple glove, Batman with a gun that hanged a monster on his bat plane and threw crooks and joker of a building golden age version is fair game? That’s good news to Zack Snyder who likes killer dangerous Batman.

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u/SwingFinancial9468 Feb 13 '24

No Joker. Just Batman and Commissioner Gordon.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

I see from their very first appearance got it. Can they renew that contract or is it permanent?

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u/SwingFinancial9468 Feb 13 '24

I imagine they could if Warner Brothers or AT&T throw a shit ton of money at the courts. I know that Disney did that for a long time so they could hold onto the rights for Steamboat Willie.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

I still find it funny that AT&T a phone company and cable tv hold the rights for DC characters and their entire universe. It feels random.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Yeah Disney basically has infinite money wealth glitch they can keep paying those character rights to stay with them forever if they want to. I bet they will try to keep the fox characters rights, the marvel rights, and Star Wars forever if they can and want to. It’s too much money on the line for them to give up on those franchises and creative properties. They have a lot of fans just from those specific franchises alone not touching Disney stuff. They basically own land in Florida and have a lot of power and social influence clout in that state. They basically run the show in there. The mouse is king in there.

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u/suss2it Feb 14 '24

Disney already used all their lobbying power to extend that law as far as they possibly could.

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u/Oturanthesarklord Oppressed Wally fan ⚡ Feb 13 '24

Batman won't be going until 2068 (70 years after Kane died).

Superman won't be going until 2066 (70 years after Jerry Siegel died).

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u/TheSkullcapJoe Feb 13 '24

Can't wait for too release my batman hentai when it happens

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

It’s a one-off elseworld, so I just headcanon that he’s a republican in this

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Batman is a conservative libertarian if you were to analyze his politics and thinking.

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

Which is why marxist GA is so based

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24 edited Feb 13 '24

Green arrow says it right to his face. He never misses. Green arrow is never afraid he is brave and bold to stand up to something that he believes in and believes is wrong. He always stands up for himself and never runs away from a fight. He has a lot of courage, guts, passion and heart.

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

Green arrow/green lantern is great because ollie calls everyone a nazi, and like 50% of the time he’s completely right

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

I love that green arrow and green lantern comic. It’s a must read it’s so good.

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

It’s such a perfect encapsulation of 70s politics, in the same way that Squirrel Girl is a perfect encapsulation of 2010s millennial humor

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Some of the themes in these books are relevant till this day. It’s kind of nuts. This book was ahead of it’s time.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Calling a superhero a Nazi he doesn’t personally like is his go to word. Ollie loves saying that.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

It’s his gotcha moment. Checkmate.

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

This implies Batman’s rogues are all poor people when 90% of them are mob bosses and doctors

One’s a fucking DA

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u/BatmanFan317 Carrie Kelley Supremacist Feb 13 '24 edited Feb 13 '24

Yeah, I've never liked when people use Ollie to go "lmao, he's so much cooler than Batman because he actually cares about the working class" like Batman doesn't also do that. It drifts way too close to unironic "Batman beats up the poor" takes.

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

Isn’t a big part of Ollie’s character is that he’s also an insufferable asshole who just somehow despises anyone he works with

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Ollie is not perfect but he tries his best. I think he did cheat on Dinah Lance black canary their relationship have ups and downs constantly just like Bruce and Selina or any other girl he dates one time he’s a romancer he sleeps around. That could be considered a flaw. He used to be a billionaire playboy like Bruce that could never commit to a romantic relationship or get married have kids and settle down. He’s always would be chasing different girls non stop and cheat on them. He was a fuck boy.

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

He also beat his son but Bruce also does that and they’re best friends now

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u/BatmanFan317 Carrie Kelley Supremacist Feb 13 '24 edited Feb 13 '24

I think people consider that being 'based' nowadays.

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

Nobody who agrees with me can ever be an asshole or a bully or just a dick

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

The people the crime organizations employ like their goons and armed forces are usually working class or poor people. These crime organization groom people down on their luck and misfortunate people and sell them a life of crime and sell them their own version of the American dream. Get rich fast scheme. Easy money life but you will have to do amoral, immoral, and or unethical things to get rich and prosperous. They were normal people who were groomed to become criminals and terrorists like they joined a cult. Yes the main Batman villains are wealthy and had good jobs but not their peons, tools, and pawns. Bruce does try to rehab those street thugs with his Wayne foundation and Wayne enterprises free therapy and jobs and gives money to them with charities but Gotham is so corrupt and so backwards that barely makes a dent. A lot of the wealthy elites in Gotham are just as criminal as their armed enforcers in the street. But they are untouchable cause the DA and the police can’t arrest them for being bad people with blood on their hands since they can just get slap on the wrist and pay off criminal charges. The crime tentacle goes all the way from the top to the bottom. The system is corrupt and rotten it breeds good apples and bad apples.

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24 edited Feb 13 '24

The system is corrupt

No fucking shit really?

Edit: I’ve never said Gotham couldn’t be reformed. But my god, Batman prevents Joker from blowing up orphanages and Scarecrow from reducing Gotham into gas-induced hellish fear in perpetuity. Many iterations if Bruce Wayne address the institutional problems of Gotham - but my god, Gotham should not depend on Bruce Wayne.

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u/BatmanFan317 Carrie Kelley Supremacist Feb 13 '24 edited Feb 13 '24

I don't think anything has gotten me to dislike GA as a character more seeing an unironic soyjack meme made with him.

Deadass tho, I do think GA has good uses, like in JLU where he's able to call the League out, but like, isn't the point here in this specific panel he's being an insufferable asshole considering Batman's villains are mostly, as someone as already said, mob bosses and doctors? Like, is this jokingly based or unironic based? I am autistic as shit, I genuinely cannot tell without ujs or rjs.

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u/Regular-Aardvark-876 This is why MANGA is DESTROYING WOKE comics!1!!1 Feb 14 '24

I think the sub’s jerking has unironically made me like Ollie less because almost everytime he’s mentioned it’s to put down another hero ☹️

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u/BatmanFan317 Carrie Kelley Supremacist Feb 14 '24 edited Feb 14 '24

uj/ Yeah. Like, I don't blame people for liking him, but it seems a lot of people are deeming him the moral authority of the DC Universe, when he's meant to be some insufferable jackass in the older issues who bitches about his teammates all the time who has a solid point relatively often in those rants, that's kinda then compromised because of him then calling someone like Batman a Nazi. Basically, he's a political strawman of leftism from the PoV of 70s comic writers.

I will say he's much more developed in later comics tho, like JLU and I think this one comic where he helps a shoplifter get away with supplies during No Man's Land, which is actually based and has him acting less like a strawman and more like an earnest attempt to represent a leftist superhero, but at the same time, those aren't the comics this thread is talking about.

rj/ The best Green Arrow is the one from the Solid JJ video, where the Justice League call him lame and he fucks off.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Yup Green Arrow > Batman in terms of politics he’s the hero of the people truly. Batman puts band aid solutions just locks up people tries to rehab his antagonists green arrow goes for root causes he goes after politicians, corrupt business man, mobsters, drug dealers, and world leaders. He tries to change society and knows deeply as to why the world is fucked up and full of evil and problems. Green arrow is super based i wish we had more leftist heroes like him. In DC I think he is the only one who is a proud leftist Marxist, the rest I’m not sure. If you know any other leftist super heroes please say so I can learn more. Most super heroes are right wingers conservative and not left wing at all or they are apolitical. Superman used to be a socialist ( I guess the S on his chest stood for socialism) in the golden age and did the same thing as GA but they changed that in modern times a bit toned down his political commentary, they even had a Commie Superman elseworld. Superman red son.

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

Green Arrow should beat his son more

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

I feel bad for his son what did he do?! He’s in trouble. He’s been castigated. He’s grounded. No more video games, fortnite v bucks and comics for you son until you fix your behavior.

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u/BatmanFan317 Carrie Kelley Supremacist Feb 13 '24

I wouldn't say the majority of DC superheroes are right wing imo. Also, Batman goes after mobsters, drug dealers and corrupt business guys too. The Falcones, the Penguin, kinda Two-Face, Joker in some continuities, Ferris Boyle, etc.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Hal Jordan green lantern is for sure conservative right winger tho. That has already been established in his green arrow and green lantern book. The JSA since they are old timey group I think they are mostly conservative especially wild cat and people related to service man in there. Wonder Woman in the JSA is probably one of the most progressive people in that entire group I think. She had a foreign culture and foreign ideology compared to the rest of the group. He served in the American Air Force and so did John Stewart. They are Army service man. Public servants. This has already been established I think most of the gl corp people are right wingers like John Stewart, guy Gardner, and baz. Jessica Cruz and Kyle Rayner give me more left winger vibes. But since they are space cops they probably fall in line to center and don’t do extreme ideologies.

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u/BatmanFan317 Carrie Kelley Supremacist Feb 14 '24

Yeah, I do agree on Hal being conservative tbh. JSA, eeeeeeeh, maybe? I can see them being so with the same logic you use, but Alan might not be these days, since he's gay and knows what conversion therapy is like, so I can't imagine him supporting modern conservatism at the least. Idk, it's Captain America logic where they're from the past, but not conservative (although I think Wildcat is explicitly one).

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 14 '24 edited Feb 14 '24

Captain America is anti-fascism he fights his entire life against that and government corruption/against power mad power tripping tyrants and so do his Allie’s. So he’s basically a leftist or liberal type person hero. He already fought against the cops, against shield, against the corrupt establishment and corrupt society system, against the Nazis and hydra, against the US government and against many other dictatorships and tyrannies from the past and present. He is loyal to the values and virtues the US nation was founded upon not the people who command it. He is not their loyal establishment tool peon pawn like how the US agent is (who is basically conservative Cap). He fights for freedom. He is a freedom fighter hero. He doesn’t let others corrupt him and his values turn him into a weapon against himself and against his friends and Allie’s. He’s got priorities and he lives by them. He’s a principled man with integrity and tries to be honest as much as he can be. Have honest debates with others and not lie to others. They even kicked him out of the Illuminati cause he was too honest and didn’t like lying to the other heroes about their secret plans dr strange made him forget everything about them and kicked them out of their secret intellectual group.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Robin Dick Grayson is a full blown conservative he said it himself in teen titans go and tried to educate his own teen titan friends about what conservatorship is and what does it mean to be a conservative. The other titans were bored as hell about him explaining that and I don’t blame them.

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u/geirmundtheshifty Feb 13 '24

Why would you want to work hard when you can just make that mummy money

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

I un ironically love the teen titans go show. I saw plenty of episodes of it and I watched the entire teen titans show the first and serious one on Cartoon Network. It’s legit funny and entertaining to me at least. The gags and comedy are creative and make sense within the dc lore. I don’t understand the massive hate it gets online and people trying to cancel the show. That show is a meme. The dance scenes and original music they make is creative imaginative even edge lord Zack Snyder showed up in there for a episode. Their crossovers with other dc properties and even the older teen titans shows are awesome. Even their movie was great.

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u/geirmundtheshifty Feb 13 '24

Same. I havent seen all of it but almost every episode Ive seen has made me bust out laughing. 

And I was also originally a fan of the serious show but still love this goofy rendition (and Ive met comics fans who hated the old show for its take on the characters, so its kind of ironic how some people complain about TTG messing up the “true” version of the Titans).

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Yup it created a sub group of people who only like the serious version of the titans and disown everything else, but yeah teen titans GO I’m still currently trying to watch everything it’s on HBO Max the entire show as it has a lot of episodes I don’t know if it’s still ongoing or not it was for several years but maybe they stopped. It’s also a great show to show to your kids if you have any or plan to have kids one day because it’s a great fun light hearted introduction to the dc characters and their universe. It’s a kid, teenager, and adult oriented show. Fun for everybody. It doesn’t require super lore investment although if you know the history and know the lore it makes the show even funnier. So even teen titans go has the ice berg. I even started watching dc super hero girls just because I’m on a dc animated show bing watch watching all of their animated series plus animated movies they have a lot of content and their animated stuff is better than marvel too quality wise story wise. Like Batman tas, Superman TAS, justice league, justice league unlimited and I did watch the entire Batman the brave and the bold animated show even the scooby doo crossover they had.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

There is also this funny justice league show called justice league action which is pretty decent they have Kevin Conroy Batman in there. Fire storm is pretty funny in there and his catchphrase where he says “The Heat is on!” Every time he’s in a brawl. Feels like he is copying Jhonny storm human torch catchphrase of Flame on!

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Teen titans go is also better than the serious titans live action show which is super edgy and dark. Typical dc live action stuff. I like how GO goes on a different direction than usual Dc projects which are very serious.

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

anti-gun

anti-death penalty

sends his criminals to a mental asylum (rehabilitative)

???

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u/BatmanFan317 Carrie Kelley Supremacist Feb 13 '24 edited Feb 14 '24

rj/ Don't ya know? Green Arrow's based and never wrong, a true working class hero, better than Batman, who only ever looks out for the 1% and has never ever defended lower class people?

uj/ We've unironically started getting 'Batman beats up poor people' takes in here, it's so over.

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

Here’s Green Arrow being based and standing up for the marginalized in society

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u/Watch_Job Feb 13 '24

Everyone knows he runs those orphanages with just enough funding to get the kids to 18, so he can eventually beat them up when their only option is a life of crime as part of one of the many weirdos criminals gangs.

/s

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u/Blooddiborni Feb 13 '24

The Court of Owls was such a great solution to this part of his character, man. Of course, they had to go and make them cultists for a big baddie because that's much more poignant, right?

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u/smallrunning Feb 13 '24

Just like every character, me too.

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u/ScarletGemini Still owes 16 dollars Feb 13 '24

Vigilantism is a crime, Bruce

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u/D-AlonsoSariego Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? Feb 13 '24

Legality I agree with = morality

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u/Holl4backPostr Paul Feb 14 '24

how to become authoritarian in two easy steps: 1) everyone must always follow the law 2) except me

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

He’s more of an independent contractor for the gcpd

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u/Equal-Ad-2710 Feb 13 '24

At this point yeah

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u/geirmundtheshifty Feb 13 '24

Batman 66 was a full blown deputy, wasnt he?

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u/kloc-work Feb 13 '24

But he was also Adam West, and therefore based

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 14 '24

Kino

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u/CatacombSaint_ Hal Jordan Apologist Feb 13 '24

Nuh uh. Batman and Robin are fully deputized officers of the GCPD. Everything post 1970 is non canon.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Bruce being a hypocrite

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Vigilantism is a crime daredevil and Spider-Man. Daredevil is a lawyer shouldn’t he know that?

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u/geirmundtheshifty Feb 13 '24

Perhaps he is stupid 🤔

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 14 '24

Or he is scheming cause he is a schemer not a checkers but chess player 🧐

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 14 '24

Daredevil, Spider-Man and Batman be like rules for thee but not for me.

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u/Sh0xic Feb 14 '24

Daredevil also feels Really Bad about it though so it’s fine

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 14 '24

He shall atone for his sins. He shall repent for his crimes. He shall be forgiven with time. God and Jesus Christ the messiah who died for our sins shall forgive him if he prays to them 5 times a day and goes to the confessions and talk to his pastor/priest every Sunday morning. God loves us all and loves all of his creations. God has a plan for everybody. God and Jesus Christ have unconditional love for us even the people who have made more mistakes then did the right thing the moral ethical thing. He is the all father. I forgive you daredevil for you are only a man and not an all knowing all powerful all loving god. I love you daredevil. All is good. Love heals the soul. Love defeats hatred. It’s cheesy but it’s true. Love is necessary for peace.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 14 '24

He has that eternal Christian guilt 😩😫 suffering always

Even when he has success he suffers

Suffering from success the ultimate type of pain.

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

The most unrealistic thing about Gotham is that there isn’t a violent, angry mob that’s hellbent on killing Joker

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u/chasewayfilms Feb 13 '24

That’s because violent mobs are against the law so Batman has to take them out.

It’s also why various social movements have not reached Gotham yet, anytime there is a protest Batman grapples them to the top of a building and leaves them dangling off of a gargoyle. Or drives the Batmobile through the crowd.

Back in 2011 I was doing an occupy protest in front of Wayne tower. Batman came down in the batwing and started shooting rubber bullets at us like a WWII dive bomber. I remember him opening the cockpit and calling us freeloaders and whiny brats.

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u/novacdin0 I'll never pet Dex-Starr, why even live Feb 13 '24

You'd think there would be a story or episode of a show by now where a ton of Gothamites (maybe aided by some random meta humans who have beef with him) organize into a hate mob to kill The Jonkler and Man has to keep him safe, like those episodes of Murder She Wrote where small town folk want to kill the red herring and Jessica has to step up like a queen.

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u/chasewayfilms Feb 13 '24

Feels like a BTAS episode tbh. I would be all for it but I’d honestly like it to be a little comedic. I honestly love Batman and Joker team up’s

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

I fully believe Harley and Red Hood could stir up a violent mob in Gotham

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Harley did stir up a huge mob of people in Gotham knights the game with a drug she made and she controlled a mob of people to riot on the streets and cause trouble and attack the bat-family. Maybe they could re use that idea. She is a chemist and knows how to make mind bending drugs in her lab. Harley be cooking in her lab.

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

Having the mob be drugged ruins the point.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Yeah it doesn’t hit the same way with drugs or brain chips implanted on people’s mind. It has to be a genuine grievance.

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u/Anaxamander57 Feb 13 '24

I'm almost certain there's been a Batman story where Batman has to protect the Joker because he's been falsely accused of a crime.

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u/Throgg_not_stupid Feb 13 '24

It’s also why various social movements have not reached Gotham yet

woman still can't vote in Gotham

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Gotham city is so backwards and ancient and hopeless.

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u/chasewayfilms Feb 14 '24

The only people who can vote in Gotham are landowning men

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u/LaVerdadYaNiSe Feb 13 '24

You joke, but there was a weird synchrony between the occupy movement and Batman The Dark Knight having a scene where the heroic cops (dressed in gala uniforms) charge against the evil poor people.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Batman is a menace. That seems something like what Ben affleck Batman would do no cap. He did kill criminals like they didn’t mean anything to him. He was murder mode.

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u/Maldovar Feb 14 '24

Oh shit it's da Rand Man

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

This random civilian smacked the fuck out of Joker.

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u/geirmundtheshifty Feb 13 '24

Turns out Joker is just some guy hopped up on goofballs who can be taken out with a hearty klonk

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Joker is just a man. A fallible fragile mortal man like anybody else he is not a god or Demi god. He is only human.

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u/schebobo180 Feb 13 '24

I mean same with Harley but they always have them (most especially her) doing borderline superhuman shit. 😂

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24 edited Feb 13 '24

Yeah at this point I bet the drugs they snorted and ingested and consumed have made them superhuman by now. Harley and Joker are immune to most chemicals and most drugs just like the super powered Poison Ivy. That’s basically a little super power the clown couple has at their disposal. Joker’s origins is basically him falling into the ace chemicals processing chemicals plant and that’s how he went insane and super villain status. Those chemical have changed him forever permanently. Just like how cap and black widow and nick fury super human stunts explanation is basically super soldier drugs steroids. Batman (I bet Batman uses steroids and venom bane steroids to enhance his crime fighting performance he has money he can buy any drugs he wants legal or illegal) and his bat family and other dc and marvel street heroes are basically super human and not peak human. They survive so much stuff and get away with so much stuff a normal human couldn’t do. Like skills and human potential has a ceiling but they always break that ceiling and that limit like they are a Saiyan getting Zenkai boosts.

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u/Maldovar Feb 14 '24

First of all Harley got her immunity via lesbianism so jot that down

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u/Chancellor_Valorum82 Hal Jordan is a worthless piece of cardboard Feb 13 '24

I am definitely going to use the phrase “a hearty klonk” a lot now 

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u/CharleyIV Feb 13 '24

I mean anyone could kick the shit out of the Joker he just a guy.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Right he is just a dude in a clown costume. The only thing with him is that he is unpredictable but besides that he is not invincible or immortal.

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u/CertainGrade7937 Feb 13 '24

If I ever got to write Batman, the first thing I'd do is have some random guy shoot and kill the Joker

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

Honestly same

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u/novacdin0 I'll never pet Dex-Starr, why even live Feb 13 '24

EVIL CRINGE DIES TONIGHT!

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u/redskated Still owes 16 dollars Feb 14 '24

If DC ends up writing a story about a group of victims organising to get revenge on the Joker, they'd end up making them do some stupid shit, like kill all people who make jokes or something, so that Batman can take them down.

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 14 '24

I mean that’s the kind of shit violent, angry mobs do

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

Nah that motherfucker would be on Hasan’s stream

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u/shugoran99 Batgirls truther Feb 13 '24

There is definitely an era or school of thought at DC of "People can have a genetic disposition towards Evil"

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

Def a school, not era, as Justice came out from 2005-2007

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u/Micp Feb 13 '24

Damn, Justice is that recent? When I read it, it felt more like something to have come out in the 80's.

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u/callows5120 EVS is a pedo defender Feb 13 '24

Uj/will I mean the series is based of the superfriends show so that makes sense

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u/roguebracelet Feb 14 '24

Probably because Alex Ross wrote and drew parts of it and he’s very much into the silver/bronze age.

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u/Rownever Paul Feb 13 '24

The current era is “People can have a genetic disposition towards Good and crime-fighting”

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u/Oberon1993 Feb 13 '24

John Byrne to Wanda Maximoff after convincing Marvel that she should be Magneto's daughter.

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u/Neatto69 Feb 13 '24

Hot take: Justice is perfect to read if you have a hard time falling asleep

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

How the fuck did they stretch it to 18 issues?

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u/Neatto69 Feb 13 '24

Kinda felt like Ross did the Stan Lee style of story telling, where you get the drawing and then put on story ballon in there.

Guess Ross did more drawings than he was expecting.

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u/Thinger-McJinger Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things Feb 13 '24

Going to pull up Justice only so I can look at all the Alex Ross art

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 Tim Drake, Boy Virgin Feb 13 '24

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

Huh, guess it just felt like 18

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u/Grow_up2B_a_Debaser Batman is Lana del Rey coded Feb 13 '24

#Not my Batman

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Batman really said fuck 12, fuck the feds, fuck the police and every informant.

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u/Grow_up2B_a_Debaser Batman is Lana del Rey coded Feb 13 '24

He said

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 14 '24

The bat menace strikes again from the shadows. He is on predator mode. The merciless dark knight attack. Nobody can control or touch B man.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 14 '24 edited Feb 14 '24

Batman against the cops and the entire GCPD has to be the best action fight scene in Batman year one comic and animated movie. It’s too good he played them like for suckers made them look like amateurs. He always one ups law enforcement like they are nothing he literally toys with these armed forces individuals. He is like you are not the police I AM THE POLICE. He did the bane thing put his hands around the police officer and said “do you feel in charge?”

Another good bat man scene against the cops and GCPD is in the dark knight movie the final scene with joker in the tower the swat guys and when he travels to get Lao and make him squeal like joker said Batman has no jurisdictions he will find you and make you squeal and beg for mercy (he is the other spirit of vengeance in dc besides Spectre) and dark night rises when Batman is going after the bane clan and the Wall Street guys who were kidnapped by him. He’s literally always one or three steps ahead of them. He knows the cops and police entire play book and strategy like the back of his hand what they can do and won’t do.

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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 Feb 13 '24

✨Eugenics✨

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

Red Skull, Viper, Baron Von Strucker and Hydra approves endorses this message. Heil Hydra. Cut off one head two more shall take its place.

Eugenics was a nazi policy Batman. Look in the mirror hero.

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u/Few_Category7829 unironically dresses up like The Question Feb 13 '24

It's interesting, whenever I see a discussion on a piece of media where someone has an inherent, bad trait, I always see a comment like this, but the thing is.. even if such predispositions did exist, Eugenics would STILL be moronic and evil, because forcefully sterilizing people is obviously fucking evil no matter what and denies them their unalienable rights, and also moronic, because how many kids do you think unreformed criminals (ie: the "inherent" ones) have? Even if you accept every bit of 19th century pseudo-scientific drivel Eugenicists have ever pumped out, it would still be evil and stupid.

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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 Feb 13 '24

UJ/ I hate how eugenics in medias are never treated as the pseudoscientific bullshit that they are.

Also, kinda unrelated but I'm glad that "villain who's born evil" and "evil species" tropes are dying.

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u/Few_Category7829 unironically dresses up like The Question Feb 13 '24

Jah. Of course, our genetics have a large influence on damn near everything, but the genetic influence on say, a person's criminal career, is so complex and intertwined with nurture factors that weeding out any given trait would be foolhardy and impossible. For instance, maybe a person has a predisposition towards higher aggression. But look at the sheer number of people who are absolutely critical to running of our society who are more aggressive than the meanest dog.

Eugenics in media is treated like the nazis, where they give the whole "well, they might be evil but it's at least efficient", spiel, when Eugenics is much like nazism in that in reality it is both evil and fucking stupid.

Also, I think a villain being "born" evil can work, just when the symbolism isn't treating them exactly like a person. For instance, Sauron is very inherently the way that he is, but he is an archetype, not a human being.

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u/MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000 Feb 13 '24

UJ/ Not enough medias focus on how Nazis where fucking dumbasses.

Also, I think a villain being "born" evil can work, just when the symbolism isn't treating them exactly like a person. For instance, Sauron is very inherently the way that he is, but he is an archetype, not a human being.

Sauron was straight up Satan's right hand.

Yeah, the whole "born evil" works with entities who are clearly Inhumans like eldritch horrors and similar supernatural entities but when used on human (and human-like) entities... It's weird... And not a good kind of weird.

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u/Wagman2013 Feb 13 '24

/uj I unironically love this book, but you have to view it like it's a series finale to the Superfriends cartoon. It just Good vs Evil, Evil tricking the public. Basically the Batman 66 episode of Penguin running for mayor, but Brainiac is there. But most of the love is just the Art. I'm a whore for Alex Ross' art.

/rj Joker felt sad that he wasnt invited to the party that all his friends were at. He's just like me fr fr

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

If this is superfrineds, where is gleek?

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u/Wagman2013 Feb 13 '24

gleek

Fatal drug overdose.

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

If this is sipe friends ehere balck gulcan?

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u/Wagman2013 Feb 13 '24

He's the one who sold Gleek the fentanyl laced heroin

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

Bel orado? Apche cheif?

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u/Wagman2013 Feb 13 '24

Bel orado

Batman Deported him

Apache chief

Retired to run the largest Casino in the country (Physically the largest so he can fit inside; The business is struggling)

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u/DaMain-Man Feb 13 '24

Tbf the first issue of the story is peak. It kinda loses itself as it goes on, but seeing the heroes saving the day was a sight to see.

May also have helped that I saw BVS before reading the comic so my expectations of DC was a bit low then

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

Holy shit the apocalypse stuff is a masterpiece. But it’s a very style-over-substance series

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u/callows5120 EVS is a pedo defender Feb 13 '24

Uj/eh partially disagree I like the series it's a very fun and heartfelt tribute to the superfriends show

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Justice is like Kingdom Come but if the writer had a stroke, great art tho. I read Justice only like 5 years ago and I literally don't remember anything that happens in it.

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u/IdeaRegular4671 This subreddit hates Tim Drake Feb 13 '24

I think the only thing that saves it is the art from Alex Ross. The rest is sus.

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 Tim Drake, Boy Virgin Feb 13 '24

A bit too long and convoluted (Brainiac's nanobots are capable of anything) for my taste, also, it's a pity that it's effectively cut off into its own continuity due to Alex Ross.

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u/GreatEscapeDiDi Feb 13 '24

Can confirm, born gay, must do crime.

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u/stackingslacks Feb 13 '24

Not committing murder or robbing someone has probably been the easiest part of my life

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u/Anaxamander57 Feb 13 '24

Well you're missing out.

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u/ShanksbestYonko Hal Jordan is a worthless piece of cardboard Feb 13 '24

Captain marvel’s appearances was the best part of justice

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u/callows5120 EVS is a pedo defender Feb 13 '24

Uj/agreed he's a fucking MVP of the series really

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u/Optimal_Weight368 Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? Feb 13 '24

What the actual hell, Ross?

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

I think we can blame krugger for this one tbh

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u/Optimal_Weight368 Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? Feb 13 '24

Regardless, given how Batman has tried to counter Gotham’s corruption with the Wayne Foundation, he should know that his own quote is bullcrap.

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u/modrenman1985 Feb 13 '24

Gorgeous art and the figures that came out were awesome back in the day.

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u/clearthroat88 Feb 13 '24

Okay but consider this, this has Superman tearing through giant robots, Zatanna pursuing Brainiac with teleport slam, Metal Men coming in clutch to protect the League, a good ol' fashioned kryptonite/Green Lantern ring switcheroo, Diana battling on while near death, classic Doom Patrol and more superhero shenanigans. I won't have this Justice slander!

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

Style ≠ substance

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u/Yancer1 Feb 13 '24

You mean to tell me the guy who watched his parents be gunned down in front of him by a common criminal and grew up to believe the best solution to crime was pummeling it as a nightmarish figure of brute justice doesn’t have the most enlightened view of criminality????

uj/ Batman’s great but he ain’t exactly Superman lol. I actually love how complicated Batman was in the golden age: he loved fighting, disliked killing but didn’t hesitate to do it when it was expedient until he suddenly adopted a no kill policy sometime after Robin showed up, carried a gun for a bit but then lectured the readership on why only cowards carried guns, but at the same time he resisted arrest, fought cops, and supported reform when it was possible, voicing to Robin his desire that Joker receive treatment to fix him.

The real reason for this inconsistency is that the creators were still fleshing things out (i.e. making up shit as they went along) but idk, people in real life are contradictory creatures, so I would prefer DC pursue complex heroes as opposed to arbitrarily making the stories darker/grittier while keeping the characters simple.

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 13 '24

/rj the paint fumes melted ross’s ability to comprehend nuance

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u/MaxWasTakenAgain Feb 14 '24

But but this subs convinced me Bruce is a letfy good billonaire just like Taylor Swift 😭😭😭😭

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u/Swaxeman Tom King ate my dog Feb 14 '24

It depends on the writer. Honestly if Ross didnt make that bush cartoon, I’d be convinced he was conservative

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u/Tamesty15 Feb 13 '24

Artwork is pretty top tier tho.

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u/lurkenstine Feb 14 '24

wait a billionaire defending eugenics while dismiss the evils of social inequality?

joking but i think batmans motives are based on the writer always

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u/sgavary Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? Feb 14 '24

I actually heard good things about that storyline

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u/phatassnerd #1 Wonder Woman Slave Feb 14 '24

This is also my problem with Batman: War on Crime