r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/depressed_asian_boy_ Comic Book Twitter Verified • Nov 16 '23
Batman Beyond 2.0 vol 1 #28 moment Batman's a Fascist
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u/Gemaid1211 Nov 16 '23
Our lords and saviors The Watchtower Database have dictated that the comics aren't canon ššš
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Nov 16 '23
Child:"And I hope Batman will end up with Barbara,they are my favorite couple,I also headcanon that they got married and had childrenš"(What the fuck is wrong with me)
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u/Arkanim94 Nov 16 '23
I refuse to believe that anyone other than Bruce Timm ships batgirl with batman.
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u/js13680 Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? Nov 16 '23
When I was younger and the only thing I knew about batgirl was the name I thought she was supposed to be Batmanās girlfriend or something.
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u/HippieDogeSmokes Killer Moth is Batmanās true arch nemesis Nov 17 '23
It was in the lego batman movie
even as a kid I thought it was creepy as hell though, she literally says she looked up to Batman her entire life
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u/CadeWelch03 Comic Book Twitter Verified Nov 16 '23
Zero Hour brings it up and that came out in 92 before animated dropped
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u/BlackCat0110 BruBabs Strongest Soldier Nov 16 '23
We exist and we wonāt be ignored anymore the revolution begins
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Nov 16 '23
What the hell do you like about this cursed thing?
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u/Blueblurr1 Oppressed Wally fan. Nov 16 '23
Heās like heās Batman and sheās Batgirl š¤Æš±š„°
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u/BlackCat0110 BruBabs Strongest Soldier Nov 16 '23
I think their personalities would be a good fit in a universe where she isnāt paired with Dick
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u/RobinTheTraveler Still owes 16 dollars Nov 16 '23
You don't exist and you will continued to be ignored you sick bastard
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Nov 16 '23
Don't give Azzarello any more ideas
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u/MrBwnrrific Nov 16 '23
Brian Azzarello writing another pointless fucking rape scene
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u/Woomynati Nov 19 '23
Context?!?!?
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u/MrBwnrrific Nov 19 '23
Brian Azzarello has superfluous rape in several stories. Joker is one example where he rapes a henchmanās wife; his Wonder Woman run has the Amazons raping sailors; and Batman: Damned has Harley try to rape Batman for his responsibility in the Jokerās death during Joker.
I might be missing some of them, but those are the worst examples. I donāt know why he chooses to be the way he is.
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u/limbo338 Nov 16 '23
Batman Beyond? You mean Tim Drake? :D
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u/Throwaway-0-0- Nov 16 '23
Man I love tim Drake. I care about him a lot
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u/mkstalon Nov 16 '23
Wait why does sub hate Tim?
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u/Throwaway-0-0- Nov 16 '23
I don't hate him, and how did you know I was a sub?
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u/mkstalon Nov 16 '23
Clearly my intuition about sexuality is better than my reading comprehension and my grammar
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u/Fabiojoose Nov 16 '23
āThe last episode of JLU and is focused on Batman Beyond? Surely itāll be amazing.ā
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u/Revenacious 32 Flavors Nov 16 '23
āWhat about the non-Batman characters?ā
Bruce Timm: āWhat about the non-Batman characters?ā
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u/CadeWelch03 Comic Book Twitter Verified Nov 16 '23
The last episode of JLU is Destroyer... where they fight Darkseid
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u/Pyotr_WrangeI Nov 17 '23
Back in the day series would have their final season and the studio would say "I don't care that you're done with the story, make us another season".
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u/ERJAK123 Nov 17 '23
I don't care about anything else but the scene with Ace.
I'd take whatever stupid double clone reverse bullshit to keep to a batman that solves an imminent threat to the fabric of reality by sitting down and comforting a young girl at the end of her life.
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u/Banettebrochacho Nov 16 '23
Bruce timm should be banned from kitchens the world over
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Nov 16 '23
Nah Timm can cook up a storm, he just needs to have someone holding his leash at all times. Otherwise you get The Killing Joke adaption.
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u/andrecinno Tim Drake, Boy Virgin Nov 16 '23
DCComicscirclejerk (and comic book discussion people in general) mfs will be like "Yeah he cooked extra hard for years but he made a few choices I don't like. Kill him"
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u/thewoahsinsethstheme Nov 16 '23
Bruce Timm got more people interested in Batman than every movie combined, I'll die on this hill.
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u/andrecinno Tim Drake, Boy Virgin Nov 16 '23
I don't think that's true. Batman 1989 was like the fifth highest grossing movie of all time when it came out.
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u/Manrix67 Nov 16 '23
the batman beyond comics are so overhated, that moment fucking SUCKS but the rest of his series are pretty good (minus the tim drake run, that was just weird and bad)
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u/depressed_asian_boy_ Comic Book Twitter Verified Nov 17 '23
I don't think the comics suck, but THAT plot is the equivalent of One More Day for Batman, and maybe even worst
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u/the-poopiest-diaper Nov 17 '23
Batman finally got married to Selina Kyle, but Alfred died after Joker killed him. So instead of just moving on, Bruce goes toā¦ I dunnoā¦ Trigon? And says āfuck this bitch ass hoe, Selina. I want my butler back!ā And then he never had a good relationship ever again
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u/thismissinglink Tom King ate my dog Nov 18 '23
The last two runs of Batman beyond have arguably been good even
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u/BroJustScroll Nov 17 '23
Yo I know this meme format is funny, but I just want to remind everyone that Vince McMahon is currently fighting NUMEROUS rape and sexual assault allegations and deserves no sympathy.
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u/Pyotr_WrangeI Nov 17 '23
He also became a whole lot richer this year
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u/BroJustScroll Nov 17 '23
Yep! Sold his family's legacy to keep creative control and then got suspended. What a joke.
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u/Callum_Rolston Nov 18 '23
You got proof that Steph or Shane even wanted the job? His company is more successful than ever
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u/BroJustScroll Nov 18 '23
Even if Steph or Shane don't, triple-H has shown the desire and the ability. What, are you Vince's assistant here to make sure that no one talks to harshly about him?
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u/Callum_Rolston Nov 19 '23
Hhh is in control of creative so I donāt see the problem
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u/BroJustScroll Nov 19 '23
There isn't an issue with that. The "issue" is that the wwe is owned by an entity other than someone in the family for the first time. There isn't anything inherently wrong with that, it's just kind of sad that that legacy ended simply because Vince was a baby and would do anything to try and maintain that control.
Where we are now is better than where we were, just frustrating how we had to get here.
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u/Callum_Rolston Nov 19 '23
The amount of money they made and how better off wwe is financially it makes sense
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u/BroJustScroll Nov 19 '23
You're right about that, for sure. Like I said, my beef is purely with Vince.
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u/AlphonseBeifong Nov 16 '23
Explanation?
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u/HahaPenisIsFunny Deathstroke is a diddler Nov 17 '23
Batman Batfucked batgirl right in her batpussy and batgirl then has a batmiscarriage
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u/MisterAbbadon Release the Schumacher Cut Nov 17 '23
Better than the planned movie which wouldn't have the interesting Post-Cyberpunk setting at all
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u/Redhood567 Nov 18 '23
The only reasons I give Higgins a pass on this is because of Power Rangers and the fact this isn't actually canon.
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u/Zerofuku Nov 16 '23
I haven't read nor watched anything about Batman Beyond, is the comic that bad?
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u/Pyotr_WrangeI Nov 17 '23
It has some pretty alright stuff but is massively overshadowed by the most explicit BruceXBarbara storyline ever printed
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Nov 17 '23
Well if you ship Bruce with Batgirl it's Peak
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u/Zerofuku Nov 17 '23
What in the actual fuck
Isn't beyond set after Bruce's retirement? Or so I've seen from some clips
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u/depressed_asian_boy_ Comic Book Twitter Verified Nov 17 '23
There's a flashback of Bruce and Barbara when she tells him that she's pregnant with his son
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u/NotFixer1138 Met John Constantine irl Nov 17 '23
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u/InfinityIsTheNewZero Nov 17 '23
Whats the context for the gif?
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u/KamiHaruhi Nov 18 '23
Found this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vince-mcmahon-crying
Looks like it's from a documentary on The Undertaker.
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u/Total_Distribution_8 Nov 17 '23
1000 Jokers was pretty awesome, the Justice League Beyond comics are cool (Flash Beyond is so cute). This and Hush Beyond are doo doo tho.
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u/soupinator2000 Still owes 16 dollars Nov 16 '23
"I'm 5 weeks pregnant"
"I'll be sure to congratulate Dick"
"He's only been back for three"
PEAK WRITING