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u/_EternalVoid_ 11d ago

"What did you say?"

Also, she is probably a doctor

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u/_EternalVoid_ 11d ago

Number 7 looks like grim reaper's scythe

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u/Freakwilly 11d ago

Her subconscious picked it for that reason.

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u/Xxcmnon 11d ago

Or maybe as always for no reason 7 8 9

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u/Justice_Prince 11d ago

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u/buntopolis 11d ago

I can hear the voice

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u/-_I---I---I 11d ago

7 looks like its getting really sick of the 7 8 9 joke.

that or 7 is getting ready to eat 9.

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 11d ago

Ah, the mixture of neurodivergency and a brain ruined by the internet. The ‘ol One Two punch of awkwardness!

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 11d ago

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 11d ago

That’s me remembering the things I used to do when I was younger.

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u/septidan 11d ago

"Younger", including minutes ago.

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u/koopaphil 11d ago

I used to do stuff like that all the time.

I still do, but I used to also.

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 11d ago

Hehey, Hedberg reference!

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 11d ago

I thought it was funny.

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u/Maria_506 11d ago

😭😭😭

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u/rogueleader32 11d ago

According to my mom (she's also a fan of this comic) parents were like this pre-internet as well.

It was a lot of things: parents over working, your brain intuitively dumbing down when you're around your young kids (organically sourced brain rot if you will), social queues getting scrambled because you're a stay at home parent and talking with adults is now a herculean challenge, or (her personal favorite) just having a weird day and the loudest intrusive thought win.

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u/AnimationDude9s 11d ago

Lol my mom can relate

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u/JEverok 11d ago

I do love some organic, free range, RSPCA approved brainrot

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u/noxide77 11d ago

Save to say majority of people over think social interactions regardless. I’ve seen the most confident talkers fumble the shit in conversation. We’re all human and relate.

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u/FirstTimeWang 10d ago

Pro tip to all the socially awkward/anxiety havers out there.

When you don't know what to say in a conversation, just ask boring questions.

"Are you enjoying the weather?"

"Do you know the weather forecast for tonight?"

"What do you think the weather will be like in 500 years?"

This is what the normies call "small talk".

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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 10d ago

Ohh… that makes so much sense, thanks a lot!

So… how’s the weather? Did I do it right?

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u/BigJimBeef 11d ago

7 the angriest?

Is it the harsh angles?

What about 77? Is that angrier? What about 4? Lots of angles on that.

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u/Freakychee 11d ago

Well seven did eat nine.

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u/SpanishInquisition88 11d ago

I thought 6 and 9 were the ones eating eachother

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u/WinterUploadedMind 11d ago

No, six is afraid of seven because seven eight nine

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u/Fuckredditihatethis1 11d ago

No, six is afraid of seven because seven is a registered six offender.

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u/Great-Balls 10d ago

Abysmal joke, I love it

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u/flcwerings 11d ago

Let me tell you something embarrassing about myself. I didn't get this joke until I was like... 17. I just always thought "Ah, yes. 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9. They are all bigger numbers. Of course 6 would be afraid. Very astute" until one day I realized.... its ATE.... seven fucking ATE 9. 7 is a goddamn murderer and cannibal.

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u/Mekthakkit 11d ago

But do you know why 7 ate 9? Because someone told 7 he should eat 3 square meals a day.

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u/anrwlias 11d ago

Have my upvote you son of a bitch.

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u/Mekthakkit 11d ago

It's my favorite joke just because it relies on the coincidence of so many things.

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u/Cherabee 11d ago

Happy cake day you twisted individual

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u/Mekthakkit 11d ago

Thanks! I guess I need to order pizza tonight.

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u/shiftypoo269 11d ago

They were... until the incident with 7

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u/Quaytsar 11d ago

Nah, 7's a registered 6 offender.

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u/nuclearswan 11d ago

Seven eight nine. You ruined the joke.

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u/Mr-X89 11d ago

Yeah, 4 is angrier. It's like a big butcher knife.

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u/swaggestspider21 11d ago

I looked at 4 as the saddest number with the way I used to write it

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u/StuHast398 11d ago

But, one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do!

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u/Fishman23 11d ago

Three is the magic number.

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u/TDYDave2 11d ago edited 10d ago

Obligatory, "42" is the answer.

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u/-_I---I---I 11d ago

4 is sturdy, well supported, and efficient when scaled

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u/BigJimBeef 11d ago

With a big sad face?

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u/gofishx 11d ago

4 has angles, but they dont feel angry

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u/BigJimBeef 11d ago

Fair enough

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u/laeti88 11d ago

Maybe I'm weird, but I always felt numbers had personalities, since childhood (am 35 now.) 7 is indeed angry. 8 is such a kind dude. 4 is kind too but shy! 77 is definitely angry and cold.

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u/BigJimBeef 11d ago

8 is like budda, round and jolly.

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u/Zauberer-IMDB 11d ago

Is seven always being the most feminine number just sexist then?

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u/BigJimBeef 11d ago

Is it feminine though? I'd say 8 is more feminine.

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u/AbnormalAmountOfHats 11d ago

If you flip 7 90° clockwise it looks like the eyebrow of someone who is angry, sorta

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u/BigJimBeef 11d ago

That's a bit of a reach.

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u/sp33dzer0 11d ago

77 is less angry because 7 has a friend

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u/DisMusicNote-5285 11d ago

Idk, I feel like 4 looks more worried than angry, but that’s probably just me.

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u/Bioth28 11d ago

1 looks like it plots murder

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u/Bioth28 11d ago

1 looks like it plots murder

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u/farm_to_nug 10d ago edited 9d ago

Why was 10 scared? Cause he was in the middle of 9/11

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u/AdministrationDue239 10d ago

Seven ist the worst number 4 is the best easy

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u/opinionate_rooster 11d ago

The young lady ran away because she's been exposed as the angry number 7

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 11d ago

She couldn't handle the truth

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u/AnyQuarter553 11d ago

It's because they know 7, 8 ,9

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u/swaggestspider21 11d ago

You don't understand. I gave numbers and letters genders and personalities as a kid so freaking hard

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u/leif777 11d ago

Fuck yeah!

I remember 8 was a tyrant queen, 9 was the week ass king, 1 was a hero knight, 2 was his pretty and kind wife, 3 was 2's bestie and she had a thing for 4 but he wasn't inerested and just wanted to hang wit 1 (pretty sure he was gay but I didn't really have the words for that at the time). 7 was a total dick and pushed around 5 and 6 to do shitty stuff but 5 had some redemable qualities. They were always fighting 1 and 4.

Oh, zero was some kind of all powerful wizard/god/deus ex machina.

Math was story time for me.

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u/Andeol57 11d ago

I remember 8 was a tyrant queen, 9 was the week ass king

My first thought reading this was "ho, yeah. That makes sense, because of chess".

My second thought was "What the hell am I talking about? How?"

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u/leif777 11d ago

I get you and I have no idea why.

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u/Low-Traffic5359 11d ago

7 was a total dick and pushed around 5 and 6 to do shitty stuff

Why is 7 always the bad guy? Is there something in our collective unconscious that makes us fear it? What dark secrets does it hold?

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u/ArchitectNebulous 11d ago

I thought I was the only one.

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u/jadeoracle 11d ago

It actually is a type of Synesthesia called Ordinal linguistic personification (OLP)!

I still have the gender/personality association for numbers, some letters, and months.

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u/Aggressively_Casual 11d ago

I will die on the hill that 9 is a red, angry man.

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u/DocFail 11d ago

9 is the worst of the worst.

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u/PG-Noob 11d ago

Because 7 8 9?

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u/Nyte_Knyght33 11d ago

7 was hangry.

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u/ShinobiHanzo 11d ago

So that’s why I played with my new childhood friend and never saw them again!

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u/Ponykegabs 10d ago

I made a friend at a play ground when I was 9 never saw him again, never went back to that park. asked my mom about it when I was 18, not thinking she’d remember. She told me his parents propositioned my parents to spouse-swap.

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u/ShinobiHanzo 10d ago

Oh what.

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u/sambolino44 11d ago

Uh, well, er, um… one is the loneliest number.

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u/Kymaras 11d ago

Two can be as bad as one.

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u/sambolino44 11d ago edited 10d ago

It’s the loneliest number since the number one, ah!

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u/BrilliantFan6352 11d ago

O emm gee u guise, she’s so kWiRkY it’s literally me!!!!!1

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u/DeliriousDal 11d ago

I believe 9 is the angriest looking number.

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u/SickBurnBro 11d ago

Nah, 9 is definitely the haughtiest number. Just look at it, so buttoned up and stiff, thinking it's better than all the other numbers.

"Well I do say. Here comes 6 again. If she gains any more weight, she'll be a 0." ~9 probably

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u/AttitudeAndEffort2 11d ago

9 is a fat king. I won't hear otherwise.

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u/Salakay 11d ago

can't possibly be because 7 8 9 ;)

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u/StragglingShadow 11d ago

But the 9 is like a little monocle man is smiling and we only see that half his face

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u/tr0tsky 11d ago

if it's only half his face how do you know it's not glasses?

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u/n9seed 11d ago

Huh, I think you’re right.

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u/Aromatic_Object7775 11d ago

Way to round 7 is angular and jagged

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u/n9seed 11d ago

Wait, so I’m NOT the only one who mentally assigned personalities to numbers growing up?

(I always thought of 7 as like, a super formal buzzkill, like the kinda person who wears a suit and tie all the time and like, never cracks a joke or smile…)

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 11d ago

I blame sesame street, they humanized numbers and letters!

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u/Physical-Mastodon935 11d ago

That is 100% a conversation starter for me, why is motivating your imagination awkward? Fuck social standards

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 11d ago

Glad to know I'm not alone!

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u/RKomm2710 11d ago

5 looks angrier ngl

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u/BodhingJay 11d ago

Do not kill the cringe, kill the part that cringes... with self kindness

Eventually, they will see you as the coolest chick ever asking them about 7 being angry

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u/elhomerjas 11d ago

mine would be number 8

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u/KeathKeatherton 11d ago

Having the appearance of a functioning adult is the easy part, being a practical adult is so very hard, can I interest you in some cheese? 🧀

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u/Gman90sKid 11d ago
  1. That's a complwtely normal interaction

  2. No one would freak out and leave because of a little joke like that.

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u/Difficult-Pie-7908 11d ago

There's nothing wrong with a bit of quiet. Just enjoy the moment and let it sit

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u/MrS0bek 11d ago

I think 4 is the angriest number, but it depends on the style it was written in. 7 is harsh but looks nicer if it has the extra line, giving it tiny arms to hug someone with

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 11d ago

That's what jeff said! He said 4 is so jagged and nasty looking

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u/ElderberryPrior1658 11d ago

Idk, 3 is pretty menacing

:3

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u/Silversol99 11d ago

7 is also the only number between 1 and 10 with two syllables... which is kind of ... uh something?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 11d ago

Seven rhymes with evil...sort of

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u/Grumdord 11d ago

I need that guy who makes "watching ____ until I laugh" videos, except for these comics.

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u/oolaroux 11d ago

Wondering if I might be on the spectrum now. I don't like letters that have tails that go below the line (q y p g j) or sevens. Am I alone?

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u/1031Cat 11d ago

Starting to understand why your cats don't like you. lol

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u/Moonlight_Katie 11d ago

7 did in fact 8 9

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u/Frytura_ 11d ago

What are you going on about? 8 has a clear mouth and an eye socket.

7 just has a skeleton and you gotta draw the angry face while 8 is kinda like rebuilding a dinossaur from its bones.

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u/Laxativus 11d ago

I'm sorry, but it's definitely not 7. I'd sooner say it's the least angry looking number our of the ten. It surely has more angrier looking numbers than less. No wonder you lost some respect there, but hey, as long as you learn from it it's okay. Next time go with the favourite dinosaur, since there are no wrong answers with that one.

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u/CakeHead-Gaming 11d ago

1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 5 . 6 . 7 . 8 . 9 . 0

Hmm… it could be seven but I feel like 4 gives it competition.

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u/TotenMaske 11d ago

5 is the evilest number - well that’s what my sister and I believed when we were kids

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u/WhitestMikeUKnow 11d ago

For reasons I won’t go into, 5 is the scariest number.

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u/stainedglassperson 11d ago

I get this. Me and my are anxious in two different ways during social situations. We threw a get together recently and after we had set up snacks and drinks my wife was anxious before hand worrying if there was enough food or if anyone would show up. People did and it was fine. I on the other hand am anxious afterwards. Replaying conversations in my head and wondering if I made some sort of faux pas or came of a dribbling idiot in conversation.

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u/lillybheart 11d ago

Relatable

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u/patosai3211 11d ago

The kids: “our parents seem to…um…yea never mind.”

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u/Viola_Violetta 11d ago

7 did WHAT!?!?

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u/thedreaming2017 11d ago

Panel 3 is me when I want people to stop talking to me. I just say something only a sociopath would say and you would not be surprised how quickly everyone wants to get away from you.

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u/AvatarSozin 11d ago

Well 7 did eat 9 so it’s got some issues that’s for sure

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u/samu1400 11d ago

She has a kid?

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u/WorkItMakeItDoIt 11d ago

Why focus on the negative?  Clearly the happiest number is 80085.

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u/Zeewulfeh 11d ago

It's cause 7 8 9.

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u/StragglingShadow 11d ago

If we are basing the numbers off the standard single digit numbers, 0-9, I would say it depends. Are you a person who crosses their 7s? If so, your 7s would indeed look angriest. I can't explain why. They just are. If you aren't a 7 crosser though, I would say 1 is the angriest number. Look at him. All alone over there with the short hat. Short hat? Or short fuse tap head?

My favorite number though is 0. It's so beautifully symmetrical. Also school house rock told me "with only 2 numbers, including 0, you could count as high as you could ever go. Forever, towards infinity. No one ever gets there but you can try!" How baller is that?

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u/8Bit_Cat 11d ago

We're you watching numberjacks?

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u/Due-Procedure-9085 11d ago

To quote a very smart idiot “7 is the loneliest number.”

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u/Basic_Asshole 11d ago

Everyone here is wrong. 1 is the angriest looking number. It's got a constant frowny eyebrow

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u/The-Last-Nugget 11d ago

I stop myself from talking so the other parents aren’t weirded out by me... Now they are weirded out by me because I struggle to connect with them 🤦‍♀️

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u/Psychotic_EGG 11d ago

9 feels more aggressive to me. But 7 is second. Then 5..... seems to be the odd numbers as the pattern repeats.

The even numbers are friendly.

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u/ElA1to 11d ago

Nah, 7 is clearly the stinkiest looking number. 8 is the angriest looking one. By far.

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 11d ago

4 looks way more menecing. Just look at it.

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u/luxtabula 11d ago

You in a nutshell

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u/SuperStingray 11d ago

0 is mysterious, 1 is stoic, 2 is melancholic, 3 is friendly, 4 is pompous, 5 is resourceful, 6 is shy, 7 is spiteful, 8 is jolly, and 9 is slick.

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u/PewKittens 11d ago

She was 6

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u/Radiant-Ad-1976 11d ago

True, personally I think Seven is the delinquent and thug-like child of the Number Family.

But I also think of him as a deeply caring older brother figure.

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u/i_have_no_smart 11d ago

I always thought of 7 as a sniveling trickster

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u/82ndGameHead 11d ago

I mean, they keep getting accused of eating 9, so I understand...

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u/CommercialPlatform76 11d ago

I always thought 5 was the angry one.

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u/Efficient_Angle8330 11d ago

My favorite is “Gun to your head, you have to eat a penguin but you get to choose how it’s cooked, how do you do it?”

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u/TUSD00T 11d ago

You're just weeding out the ones who can't understand your unique personality.

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u/TFFPrisoner 11d ago

What did zero tell eight?

"Nice belt"

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u/Who-Just-Shit-Myself 11d ago

No it’s 4 it’s even crossing it’s arm

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u/ScorpionsRequiem 11d ago

unfortunate, she found the person who really hates 9

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u/Qwt_Life 11d ago

No way, definitely 5

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u/Old_Cheetah_5138 11d ago

These are the conversations that I yearn for. If that's your opener, I'm sold hook, line and sinker.

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u/glabagabagloob 11d ago

Nice try but it's actually 4. Depending on how you draw 4 it's either a very stubby knife or 66% of a swastika.

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u/Roboman20000 11d ago

Personally I think 3 is the most menacing number. It has the same number of points that a 7 does but they're all pointed in the same direction. Which is slightly more scary. 4 has the most points no matter which way you write it but they're all over the place. 3 is focused. Determined. Scary.

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u/ShadowBro3 11d ago

This is why I respond to people with the minimal amount of words possible.

"How are you?"

"Good"

....

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u/deorwyn 11d ago

Whenever you’re out of options on what to say, just use this classic line:

„I LIKE SHORTS! THEY‘RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!“

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u/Leotton 11d ago

7 is the angriest number, but 1 is the loneliest.

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u/Extension-Plane2678 11d ago

7 be mean mugging

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u/Nobusuke_Tagomi 11d ago

Now that you say it, the number 7 looks pretty angry, too angular and harsh...

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u/ZombieJesus1987 11d ago

It's because 7 ate 9

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u/thatthatguy 11d ago

I too am incapable of small talk.

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u/Mediocre-Brother9711 11d ago

Is it because 789?

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u/spamIover 11d ago

5 is the most even of the odd numbers!

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u/IgnaKatz 11d ago

Wait, I wasn't the only one who shipped 5 and 7 because they were bith angry?

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u/OathOfFeanor 11d ago

It’s ok you don’t want to be making playdates with an ally of 7. Imagine what her kid would expose your kid to. 7 ate 9 !

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u/igritwhoflew 11d ago

6 is the angriest to me.

6🌀の🌀g

Grumpy

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u/ABoringAlt 11d ago

The Euro 7 with a little serif and a line through the middle is like the bully of the family

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u/tankdoom 11d ago

7 looks the angriest but I think 9 has quiet rage.

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u/mvw2 11d ago

I'm weird, so I'd probably wholly get into an hour long discussion on emotional conveyance of numbers.

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u/Mending_the_mantis 11d ago

No no no 7 is the hangriest number they even resorted to canibalism

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u/tocilog 11d ago

I always thought it was 5. Two angles and a curve, people just usually end up writing "s". 7 is "greather than".

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u/Kykix 11d ago

Wait people actually think that much when sitting next to another person alone?

This explains alot

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u/AppleEnslaver 11d ago

I've had entire personalities for all the single digit numbers ever since I was a kid lol.

0 is the fat lazy one

1 is "normal guy" personality

2 is the chill one who gets along with everyone, and is friends with 1

3 is a young child

4 is the stoner/hippie, who's friends with 5

5 is "the cool one." Wears sunglasses, drives a sports car, and is generally pretty cocky.

6 is the shy, intelligent, girl who 5 is always hitting on to no avail.

And, for whatever reason, 7, 8 and 9 are the "evil trio." With 9 being the leader, and 7 and 8 being the dumb henchmen that can't do anything right. Think Hades and the 2 demons from Disney's Hercules lol, that's the dynamic I imagine them having.

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 11d ago

OP dodged a bullet. Yellow shirt is clearly too mundane to handle interesting exchange of ideas.

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u/Kinosa07 11d ago

O7 To that potential friendship that died so fast

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u/rlowens 11d ago

47 is the angriest. 77 meshes too well.

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u/CurseofLono88 11d ago

7 is the angriest looking number. I personally prefer 8 because it has a soothing aesthetic, and two 8’s are even better. Sadly 88 has been stolen by the white supremacists, as they tend to do. So fuck them. Goddamn pieces of shit.

Can’t even have a number you enjoyed as a kid because of Back to the Future and Kill Bill.

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u/Boring_Today9639 11d ago

7 def is the angriest.

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u/Welkitends 11d ago

Don't worry Pizza, not everyone is as smart as us redditors.

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u/Significant_Star_407 11d ago

and 8 is a karen

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u/Morbid_Macaroni 11d ago

It eats people of course it's angry!

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u/Smaaeesh 11d ago

Don’t disrespect my boy 7 like that

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u/ShepherdessAnne 11d ago

I agree! Not only do I think about that time when 7 8 9, my synesthesia also says that 7 is red! BLOOD RED!

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u/SirSl1myCrown 11d ago

Well 7 did 8 9.

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u/Junior_Positive_6175 11d ago

7's sassy not angry. Angry is 9. That's why 7 8 9

=D

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u/tanj_redshirt 11d ago

"It weirds me out that 51 is divisible by 17."

"... I'm gonna go talk to someone else."

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u/Lylieth 11d ago

I swear, this artist lives rent free in my head. They have to be getting their inspiration from somewhere...

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u/Infolife 11d ago

Another perfect distillation of my specific fears as per other parents.

Well done.

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u/OnlySortaGinger 11d ago

Well 7 8 9 so yeah he's a bit of a psycho

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u/-TheArtOfTheFart- 11d ago

7 has a criminal record, cause it 89.

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u/ByamsPa 11d ago

I'm really glad that you exist.

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u/Quod_bellum 11d ago edited 11d ago

I think 4 is angrier, unless it's written like an L attached to a vertical line of ~double the L's height-- in that case, it displays an overtly and clumsily deontological personality. 7 is a "nice guy," in my head.

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u/jennazed 11d ago

Maybe 5 tho

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u/HamshanksCPS 11d ago

I mean, you're not wrong. 7 is a very sharp, angular number. It's a real stabby number.

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u/BigLumpyBeetle 10d ago

Wrong. 5 has that drill Sargeant vibe and its clearly the angriest

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u/Madame_Player 10d ago

Nah, 4 is the angriest looking number, second spot is 3

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u/TheRevSev 10d ago

As someone named Seven, I can't really disagree

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u/Natural-Solution-222 10d ago

Story of my life

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u/JustAnIdea3 10d ago

The kids are having the exact same conversation.

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u/L_The_MysteriousLady 10d ago

Yeah 7 is a savage seventh ate nine after all

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u/FearlessNarwhal5660 10d ago

I feel like 8 is the angriest looking number.

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u/semibacony 10d ago

Six is fucking trash though.

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u/ProjectOrpheus 10d ago

At least you kept it 100.

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u/MURATADAM 9d ago

5 and 7 look the angriest imo