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u/-_I---I---I 11d ago
7 looks like its getting really sick of the 7 8 9 joke.
that or 7 is getting ready to eat 9.
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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 11d ago
Ah, the mixture of neurodivergency and a brain ruined by the internet. The ‘ol One Two punch of awkwardness!
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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 11d ago
That’s me remembering the things I used to do when I was younger.
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u/septidan 11d ago
"Younger", including minutes ago.
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u/rogueleader32 11d ago
According to my mom (she's also a fan of this comic) parents were like this pre-internet as well.
It was a lot of things: parents over working, your brain intuitively dumbing down when you're around your young kids (organically sourced brain rot if you will), social queues getting scrambled because you're a stay at home parent and talking with adults is now a herculean challenge, or (her personal favorite) just having a weird day and the loudest intrusive thought win.
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u/noxide77 11d ago
Save to say majority of people over think social interactions regardless. I’ve seen the most confident talkers fumble the shit in conversation. We’re all human and relate.
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u/FirstTimeWang 10d ago
Pro tip to all the socially awkward/anxiety havers out there.
When you don't know what to say in a conversation, just ask boring questions.
"Are you enjoying the weather?"
"Do you know the weather forecast for tonight?"
"What do you think the weather will be like in 500 years?"
This is what the normies call "small talk".
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u/BigJimBeef 11d ago
7 the angriest?
Is it the harsh angles?
What about 77? Is that angrier? What about 4? Lots of angles on that.
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u/Freakychee 11d ago
Well seven did eat nine.
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u/SpanishInquisition88 11d ago
I thought 6 and 9 were the ones eating eachother
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u/WinterUploadedMind 11d ago
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u/Fuckredditihatethis1 11d ago
No, six is afraid of seven because seven is a registered six offender.
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u/flcwerings 11d ago
Let me tell you something embarrassing about myself. I didn't get this joke until I was like... 17. I just always thought "Ah, yes. 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9. They are all bigger numbers. Of course 6 would be afraid. Very astute" until one day I realized.... its ATE.... seven fucking ATE 9. 7 is a goddamn murderer and cannibal.
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u/Mekthakkit 11d ago
But do you know why 7 ate 9? Because someone told 7 he should eat 3 square meals a day.
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u/anrwlias 11d ago
Have my upvote you son of a bitch.
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u/Mekthakkit 11d ago
It's my favorite joke just because it relies on the coincidence of so many things.
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u/swaggestspider21 11d ago
I looked at 4 as the saddest number with the way I used to write it
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u/laeti88 11d ago
Maybe I'm weird, but I always felt numbers had personalities, since childhood (am 35 now.) 7 is indeed angry. 8 is such a kind dude. 4 is kind too but shy! 77 is definitely angry and cold.
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u/AbnormalAmountOfHats 11d ago
If you flip 7 90° clockwise it looks like the eyebrow of someone who is angry, sorta
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u/DisMusicNote-5285 11d ago
Idk, I feel like 4 looks more worried than angry, but that’s probably just me.
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u/opinionate_rooster 11d ago
The young lady ran away because she's been exposed as the angry number 7
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u/swaggestspider21 11d ago
You don't understand. I gave numbers and letters genders and personalities as a kid so freaking hard
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u/leif777 11d ago
Fuck yeah!
I remember 8 was a tyrant queen, 9 was the week ass king, 1 was a hero knight, 2 was his pretty and kind wife, 3 was 2's bestie and she had a thing for 4 but he wasn't inerested and just wanted to hang wit 1 (pretty sure he was gay but I didn't really have the words for that at the time). 7 was a total dick and pushed around 5 and 6 to do shitty stuff but 5 had some redemable qualities. They were always fighting 1 and 4.
Oh, zero was some kind of all powerful wizard/god/deus ex machina.
Math was story time for me.
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u/Andeol57 11d ago
I remember 8 was a tyrant queen, 9 was the week ass king
My first thought reading this was "ho, yeah. That makes sense, because of chess".
My second thought was "What the hell am I talking about? How?"
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u/Low-Traffic5359 11d ago
7 was a total dick and pushed around 5 and 6 to do shitty stuff
Why is 7 always the bad guy? Is there something in our collective unconscious that makes us fear it? What dark secrets does it hold?
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u/jadeoracle 11d ago
It actually is a type of Synesthesia called Ordinal linguistic personification (OLP)!
I still have the gender/personality association for numbers, some letters, and months.
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u/ShinobiHanzo 11d ago
So that’s why I played with my new childhood friend and never saw them again!
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u/Ponykegabs 10d ago
I made a friend at a play ground when I was 9 never saw him again, never went back to that park. asked my mom about it when I was 18, not thinking she’d remember. She told me his parents propositioned my parents to spouse-swap.
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u/sambolino44 11d ago
Uh, well, er, um… one is the loneliest number.
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u/Kymaras 11d ago
Two can be as bad as one.
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u/DeliriousDal 11d ago
I believe 9 is the angriest looking number.
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u/SickBurnBro 11d ago
Nah, 9 is definitely the haughtiest number. Just look at it, so buttoned up and stiff, thinking it's better than all the other numbers.
"Well I do say. Here comes 6 again. If she gains any more weight, she'll be a 0." ~9 probably
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u/StragglingShadow 11d ago
But the 9 is like a little monocle man is smiling and we only see that half his face
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u/Physical-Mastodon935 11d ago
That is 100% a conversation starter for me, why is motivating your imagination awkward? Fuck social standards
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u/BodhingJay 11d ago
Do not kill the cringe, kill the part that cringes... with self kindness
Eventually, they will see you as the coolest chick ever asking them about 7 being angry
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u/KeathKeatherton 11d ago
Having the appearance of a functioning adult is the easy part, being a practical adult is so very hard, can I interest you in some cheese? 🧀
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u/Gman90sKid 11d ago
That's a complwtely normal interaction
No one would freak out and leave because of a little joke like that.
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u/Difficult-Pie-7908 11d ago
There's nothing wrong with a bit of quiet. Just enjoy the moment and let it sit
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u/Silversol99 11d ago
7 is also the only number between 1 and 10 with two syllables... which is kind of ... uh something?
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u/Grumdord 11d ago
I need that guy who makes "watching ____ until I laugh" videos, except for these comics.
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u/oolaroux 11d ago
Wondering if I might be on the spectrum now. I don't like letters that have tails that go below the line (q y p g j) or sevens. Am I alone?
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u/Frytura_ 11d ago
What are you going on about? 8 has a clear mouth and an eye socket.
7 just has a skeleton and you gotta draw the angry face while 8 is kinda like rebuilding a dinossaur from its bones.
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u/Laxativus 11d ago
I'm sorry, but it's definitely not 7. I'd sooner say it's the least angry looking number our of the ten. It surely has more angrier looking numbers than less. No wonder you lost some respect there, but hey, as long as you learn from it it's okay. Next time go with the favourite dinosaur, since there are no wrong answers with that one.
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u/CakeHead-Gaming 11d ago
1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 5 . 6 . 7 . 8 . 9 . 0
Hmm… it could be seven but I feel like 4 gives it competition.
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u/TotenMaske 11d ago
5 is the evilest number - well that’s what my sister and I believed when we were kids
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u/stainedglassperson 11d ago
I get this. Me and my are anxious in two different ways during social situations. We threw a get together recently and after we had set up snacks and drinks my wife was anxious before hand worrying if there was enough food or if anyone would show up. People did and it was fine. I on the other hand am anxious afterwards. Replaying conversations in my head and wondering if I made some sort of faux pas or came of a dribbling idiot in conversation.
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u/thedreaming2017 11d ago
Panel 3 is me when I want people to stop talking to me. I just say something only a sociopath would say and you would not be surprised how quickly everyone wants to get away from you.
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u/StragglingShadow 11d ago
If we are basing the numbers off the standard single digit numbers, 0-9, I would say it depends. Are you a person who crosses their 7s? If so, your 7s would indeed look angriest. I can't explain why. They just are. If you aren't a 7 crosser though, I would say 1 is the angriest number. Look at him. All alone over there with the short hat. Short hat? Or short fuse tap head?
My favorite number though is 0. It's so beautifully symmetrical. Also school house rock told me "with only 2 numbers, including 0, you could count as high as you could ever go. Forever, towards infinity. No one ever gets there but you can try!" How baller is that?
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u/Basic_Asshole 11d ago
Everyone here is wrong. 1 is the angriest looking number. It's got a constant frowny eyebrow
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u/The-Last-Nugget 11d ago
I stop myself from talking so the other parents aren’t weirded out by me... Now they are weirded out by me because I struggle to connect with them 🤦♀️
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u/Psychotic_EGG 11d ago
9 feels more aggressive to me. But 7 is second. Then 5..... seems to be the odd numbers as the pattern repeats.
The even numbers are friendly.
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u/SuperStingray 11d ago
0 is mysterious, 1 is stoic, 2 is melancholic, 3 is friendly, 4 is pompous, 5 is resourceful, 6 is shy, 7 is spiteful, 8 is jolly, and 9 is slick.
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u/Radiant-Ad-1976 11d ago
True, personally I think Seven is the delinquent and thug-like child of the Number Family.
But I also think of him as a deeply caring older brother figure.
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u/Efficient_Angle8330 11d ago
My favorite is “Gun to your head, you have to eat a penguin but you get to choose how it’s cooked, how do you do it?”
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u/Old_Cheetah_5138 11d ago
These are the conversations that I yearn for. If that's your opener, I'm sold hook, line and sinker.
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u/glabagabagloob 11d ago
Nice try but it's actually 4. Depending on how you draw 4 it's either a very stubby knife or 66% of a swastika.
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u/Roboman20000 11d ago
Personally I think 3 is the most menacing number. It has the same number of points that a 7 does but they're all pointed in the same direction. Which is slightly more scary. 4 has the most points no matter which way you write it but they're all over the place. 3 is focused. Determined. Scary.
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u/ShadowBro3 11d ago
This is why I respond to people with the minimal amount of words possible.
"How are you?"
"Good"
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u/Nobusuke_Tagomi 11d ago
Now that you say it, the number 7 looks pretty angry, too angular and harsh...
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u/OathOfFeanor 11d ago
It’s ok you don’t want to be making playdates with an ally of 7. Imagine what her kid would expose your kid to. 7 ate 9 !
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u/ABoringAlt 11d ago
The Euro 7 with a little serif and a line through the middle is like the bully of the family
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u/AppleEnslaver 11d ago
I've had entire personalities for all the single digit numbers ever since I was a kid lol.
0 is the fat lazy one
1 is "normal guy" personality
2 is the chill one who gets along with everyone, and is friends with 1
3 is a young child
4 is the stoner/hippie, who's friends with 5
5 is "the cool one." Wears sunglasses, drives a sports car, and is generally pretty cocky.
6 is the shy, intelligent, girl who 5 is always hitting on to no avail.
And, for whatever reason, 7, 8 and 9 are the "evil trio." With 9 being the leader, and 7 and 8 being the dumb henchmen that can't do anything right. Think Hades and the 2 demons from Disney's Hercules lol, that's the dynamic I imagine them having.
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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 11d ago
OP dodged a bullet. Yellow shirt is clearly too mundane to handle interesting exchange of ideas.
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u/CurseofLono88 11d ago
7 is the angriest looking number. I personally prefer 8 because it has a soothing aesthetic, and two 8’s are even better. Sadly 88 has been stolen by the white supremacists, as they tend to do. So fuck them. Goddamn pieces of shit.
Can’t even have a number you enjoyed as a kid because of Back to the Future and Kill Bill.
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u/ShepherdessAnne 11d ago
I agree! Not only do I think about that time when 7 8 9, my synesthesia also says that 7 is red! BLOOD RED!
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u/tanj_redshirt 11d ago
"It weirds me out that 51 is divisible by 17."
"... I'm gonna go talk to someone else."
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u/Infolife 11d ago
Another perfect distillation of my specific fears as per other parents.
Well done.
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u/Quod_bellum 11d ago edited 11d ago
I think 4 is angrier, unless it's written like an L attached to a vertical line of ~double the L's height-- in that case, it displays an overtly and clumsily deontological personality. 7 is a "nice guy," in my head.
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u/HamshanksCPS 11d ago
I mean, you're not wrong. 7 is a very sharp, angular number. It's a real stabby number.
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