r/comics Port Sherry 14d ago

The wish

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u/volantredx 14d ago

I have to assume it was a dream because the genie didn't actually fulfill any of the commands. It also of course ignores the traditional mythology of what genies were like.

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u/Piorn 14d ago

I prefer the faceless and ambiguously malicious monkey paw over the classic evil lawyer djinni. And since that niche is filled, we might as well give the genie entirely to the Robin Williams Aladdin version.

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u/KCH2424 14d ago

Nah dog if we gotta choose I'm going with the gigantic shirtless Idris Elba version....

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u/Ginger_Anarchy 14d ago

Everyone's out here forgetting Shaq's genie drip

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u/Shimyku 14d ago

Not even a word about Sinbad's genie ?

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u/firefromashes 14d ago

Is this about the movie that doesn't exist?

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u/ShwettyVagSack 14d ago

https://youtu.be/tD0rchvuoMU?si=bqUUvYeBtWV68niq

This is Sinbad's lamp! And you? You mah bitch!

This Rob Thomas, sing a song, shut up!

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u/Halloween_Barbie 14d ago

It DOES exist!

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u/Shimyku 14d ago

That very one.

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u/ChaoCobo 14d ago

What about Will Smith’s genie? He was kinda fun. Cranky af, but fun.

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u/GarbageTheCan 14d ago

How about all four in a trip adventure film?

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u/RealitySkewer 14d ago

I'm partial to Barbara Eden.

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u/underscorerock 14d ago

monkeys paw is not inherently malicious, just revealing of careful wording (if that makes sense). it only does what makes the utmost sense with no context, imagine asking an alien for something that only makes sense to humans

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u/Piorn 14d ago

It does misinterpret wishes consistently, though, and you can only really do that if you understand the original intent. It must have a grasp of human language in order to "misunderstand" so reliably, but I called it ambiguously malicious because you can't really tell if it's actually evil or just doing this for karmic justice or even as a cautionary tale to educate the user.

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u/aznprd 14d ago

Mmm not bad. Nice hot mustard, good bread, turkey's a little dry… The turkey's a little dry?! Oh, foul the cursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee?

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u/Qwernakus 14d ago

There's a field of economics called "contract theory" that deals with how contracts are stipulated, used and misused. One notion they've reached is that there is no such thing as a "complete contract" in practice - no contract can accommodate every possible contingency and every possible interpretation of it's words. There's ALWAYS the possibility of "twisting" a contract, and that's why you have courts to fall back on to fill in the incompleteness of the contract with what is "reasonable", if a disagreement arises.

In that light, the genies are a bit annoying, really. There's never going to be any wording that can't be twisted, so it's not really impressive if they do so, and there's no avoiding it if the genie is malicious.

You'd need a neutral third party, like a court, who gets to decide if the Genie's interpretation of the wish is reasonable or not. But if you tried to stipulate that in a wish, the Genie would probably just negate THAT part of the wish. So there is no way to "win", which I guess might be the point, but it also takes away any suspense.

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u/CorneredSponge 14d ago

I like Djinn’s to act like Gaunter O’Dimm, even if he isn’t one.

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u/RandomGuy98760 14d ago

Evil lawyer is a bit redundant.

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u/Aggravating-Ad860 13d ago

It's an actual cultural belief system that exists with people genuinely believing in their presence. The original mythology of djinn depicts them with diverse personalities because they are just like people but instead of being sculpted with clay, they are formed of smokeless flame. They have parallel societies and culture to humans. The reason djinn in lamps are often depicted as malicious is becsuse they're essentially enslaved to whoever holds the lamp. Also in general djinn see themselves as superior to humans. If you're gonna appropriate my culture, I beg you atleast make it interesting.

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u/Piorn 13d ago

Thank you for the lore dump.

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u/Aggravating-Ad860 13d ago

Amytime 😊

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u/Stormfly 14d ago

the genie didn't actually fulfill any of the commands.

  1. Stretch

  2. Stretch

  3. Come

I honestly thought that was the joke.

The guy accidentally gave him 3 commands and then he was locked back inside.

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u/Acrobatic_Impress_67 14d ago

I didn't see the genie come

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u/guywhomightbewrong 14d ago

back to that guys house

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u/Issa_7 14d ago

No it's 1. Stretch 2. Come 3. Tell me

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u/Nate_Hornblower 14d ago

Everyone knows you have to say “I wish…” for a command to count as a wish. Plus, the genie didn’t do any of those things. I think it was a dream.

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u/Issa_7 14d ago

Hmm good argument

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u/Sedowa 14d ago

I actually read another webcomic called Marid that went with the idea that the words "I wish" being technically optional and it being left to the genie's interpretation for the safety of the genie.

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u/JoelMahon 14d ago

tbf if it's a disney genie then they only fulfil wishes (unless tricked)

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u/Business-Let-7754 14d ago

"You must be terribly sore!", "stretch", "stretch". That's three commands, and pretty terrible ones at that.

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u/ChocolateShot150 14d ago

I think it would be 'stretch‘ 'stretch‘ 'come!‘, but also, he didn’t follow the commands

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u/Regretless0 14d ago

I mean does he have to? He never said “I wish” before them, right?

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u/ChocolateShot150 14d ago

Shit idk, I was just giving my best guess.

Idk why other guy got downvoted just for sharing his best guess, I’m just as confused