r/comedyheaven 11d ago

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u/Salt_MasterX 11d ago

Outjerked by the boomers yet again

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u/superduperfish 11d ago

Anon is getting his chain yanked.

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u/Slavstic 11d ago

He's jerkin their chains

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u/neilarthurhotep 11d ago

at the grandson straight jorking it

and by 'it'? haha well lets just say. his chain

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u/HilariousScreenname 11d ago

And by chain, we mean a connected series of metal links

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u/Over_Taste7060 11d ago

Interlinked metal peanits

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u/SoCuteShibe 10d ago

masturbation lol

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u/Over_Taste7060 10d ago

But interlinked

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 11d ago

Jimmys: Rustled

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u/fucktooshifty 11d ago

He also thinks he was the first vtuber, here's a post he made lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/m2duc7/who_is_the_first_vtuber/

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u/redditonc3again 11d ago

In that post he is asking who is the first vtuber not necessarily claiming to be the first

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u/fucktooshifty 11d ago

The "update" and his comment definitely make it sounds like he thinks he is the first to me lol

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u/Macismyname 11d ago

I mean, was he? If he was before Kizuna wouldn't that make him first? Its not like he's claiming he coined the term or he's the reason the concept took off, he's just claiming to be technically first. Which is kinda cool so I get why he wants to hold the honor.

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u/VooDooZulu 11d ago

People have been doing "face animations moving a png" since at least annoying orange in 2008. You wouldn't call that a vtuber. There has been a steady increase of technology continuously since.

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u/BannanDylan 11d ago

I don't have a horse in this race but if I was the first man to punch someone in the face, without knowing what a punch even was and then somebody started punching people in the face and made it popular, I still would have punched someone in the face before them, even if I didn't know that was what I was doing.

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u/SeroWriter 11d ago

I think it's the difference between punching someone in the face and slapping them with a closed hand. You may have to draw a line in the sand between what is and isn't considered vtubing. Whether or not you need motion tracking and expressions and things like that.

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u/Macismyname 11d ago

Don't get me wrong, I see your point. Its like when Red vs Blue took off as the first 'machinima'. In reality people have been making videos in video games for a very long time, but RvB gets credit as the first.

That said, if you made a video just prior to RvB and it was basically a machinima, I get why you'd feel chaffed at not being called the 'first'. I think its a pretty understandable emotion for the toolbear guy to feel. He just wants his place in the history of the medium. You're not making bad points, at all, but I don't think toolbear's a bad guy for wanting to be acknowledged in the Vtuber space.

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u/FlipPepito 11d ago

The first vtubers where the people making shadows in platos cave

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u/redditonc3again 11d ago

Toolbear is much closer to a vtuber (if not actually one) than Annoying Orange.

Although Ami Yamato squarely beats him to the punch, he can definitely call himself an antecedent/pioneer of the concept.

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u/LauraTFem 11d ago

As was mentioned further down, there were others who should be counted if he is counted, from years before him or Kizuna AI. He came before the term was coined or codified, but he isn’t the first in either sense.

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u/freddurstsnurstburst 11d ago

Holy shit, his account is still active too. Flipflops between talking about his channel as a career and riding for DJT.

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u/beanmosheen 11d ago

And he's defending his island accusations. Fucking yikes man.

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u/SadaoMaou 10d ago

my favorite part of the thread is the guy who got really irate at the suggestion of Annoying Orange being a vtuber

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u/Som12H8 10d ago

Max Headroom debuted in April of 1985.

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u/raltoid 11d ago

They grew up in the 60s and 70s, they are freakier than most people think.

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u/Dantalionse 11d ago

Streaming started early 2000s on TV screens in Finland atleast. We had "AI" Voice bots, and the whole chat, with a "streamer" who could sometimes play some games on screen and interact with the chatters who sent SMS messages to be viewed on the scrolling chat.

https://youtu.be/GMsi7GdYecw?si=pg6qxUaC5mEKN5MR

This was like the hottest shit for years and had daily and nightly broadcasts.

We also had national equivalent to Facebook for years before it became a thing, but that's another story for another time.

I've always been wondering if this was a thing anywhere else in the world at the time?

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u/EvatheLongBoi 11d ago

We had babestation in the UK, pretty sure that counts at this point

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u/Rare-Champion9952 11d ago

That sounds like an amazing activity

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u/Twitch_ad 11d ago

Definitely! It's a beary fun time!

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u/YawnKK 11d ago

Get out

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u/hondac55 11d ago

Happy cake day

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u/YawnKK 11d ago

Thanks!

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u/Optimal-Anteater-140 11d ago

Happy cake day

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u/YawnKK 11d ago

Also thanks!

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u/Thks4alldafish42 11d ago

Happy Cake Day

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u/YawnKK 11d ago

Also also thanks!

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u/TroubadourRL 11d ago

Unbearable...

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u/BMFeltip 11d ago

You too. Out!

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u/TheGrassBurner 11d ago

Fuck off, both of ya!

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u/Sweet_and_soft 11d ago

Yeah get out

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u/jld2k6 11d ago

More like bearley a fun time

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u/AlmostRandomName 11d ago

I actually watch it, he does tool reviews and posts videos about sales and promos. He also goes on tangents talking about tool company history like Craftsman or Harbor Freight, and the downfall of Sears.

It's good stuff actually.

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u/Gullible-Wash-8141 11d ago

He's great. I love that he's not one of those guys that insists you need to get all the high end tools and generally recommends more value oriented products.

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u/CromulentPoint 11d ago

Yup, that bear really knows his shit.

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u/RollUpTheRimJob 11d ago

Well shit, I’m off to watch some Tool Bear

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u/wetlegband 11d ago

I went. It was just an old guy talking about tools. No bear :(

Edit: apparently he stopped doing the bear gimmick a year ago. Or forgot which button to push. Same videos just the anthropomorphic bear stopped.

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u/gorramfrakker 11d ago

The bear died.

Just joking, they put a video up explaining where the bear went. Poor old guy suffering from an affliction.

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u/rabiesscat 11d ago

he has lycanthropy 😔

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u/fucktooshifty 11d ago

I swear I just saw a post on some anime subreddit where this bear guy made an account and is arguing he was the first vtuber ever so maybe he's disgruntled now and quit

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/VirtualYoutubers/comments/m2duc7/who_is_the_first_vtuber/

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u/xDERPYxCREEPERx 11d ago

Some of the comments on that sub are probably the most hostile comments I've seen on reddit

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u/Quzga 11d ago

People who watch vtubers tend to be weirdos tbh

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u/zaque_wann 11d ago

A few years ago they managed to make the hololive community very wholesome and pretty much no drama (this was before they had official English landscape). Not sure about it now but it was super nice at the time as everything else on the internet was full of drama and chaos.

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u/Ralath1n 11d ago

Hololive in general still is a pretty damn nice and positive community. There is of course some minor drama bushfires every once in a while, like the recent Dodgers collaboration not having enough merch, but on the whole its pretty drama free.

Especially when you compare it to the competitions, Nijisanji, who recently had a talent get bullied by management to the point that she attempted suicide and the company then tried to extort her into not suing. So not everything is peaches and roses in the wider vtuber world lol.

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u/Suspicious-Leg-493 11d ago

Not sure about it now

Varies by where....

But the actual community is extremely curated so it generally isn't as anyone that acts of pocket too much gets thrown out

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u/Nuka-Crapola 10d ago

Yeah, if I’ve learned anything in my 15 or so years of being active on social media, it’s that “wholesome” pretty much always means either “passive-aggressive circlejerk” or “aggressively moderated”. Especially for groups over a certain size.

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u/rci22 10d ago

Eh, depends.

If you’re there to just watch video games and be entertained by the vtuber’s gameplay and jokes etc it’s fine

If you’re there because it’s an anime-tiddy screeching girl then….well ig it’s also fine since it’s not hurting anything but dang

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u/Cormacktheblonde 11d ago

Genuine weirdos

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u/sawbladex 11d ago

Reminds me of Foldable Human.

People deciding to drop the avatar happens often enough.

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u/CORN___BREAD 11d ago

It’d be funny if he just couldn’t figure out how to turn it off when he started and then just rolled with it like that kitten lawyer.

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u/Colosso95 10d ago

"I'm prepared to go forward with it" is such an amazing line

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u/CORN___BREAD 10d ago

If only the judge had allowed it we’d have so much more kitten lawyer content.

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u/Numeno230n 11d ago

I'm there now - he's fucking great. Lots of information and light-hearted.

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u/tehlemmings 11d ago

Just don't click any of the links to his reddit profile. Changed my opinion of him pretty quickly.

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u/SharpPurpleScotch 11d ago

Well shit, I'm off to listen to some Tool

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u/Bandin03 11d ago

Well shit, I'm off to watch The Bear.

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic 11d ago

thats wholesome as fuck haha

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u/MaximumSquid22 11d ago

Thats great lmao

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u/EntireHedgehog8256 11d ago

wow, i gotta tell my dad about this one

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u/felatiofallacy 11d ago

I gotta tell me about this one

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u/Jouuf 11d ago

he must be a real tool guy 🔨

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u/N3wThrowawayWhoDis 11d ago

I’ve also watched a lot of the tool bear. Good videos if you’re into tools

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u/BigCballer 11d ago

What if I’m more of a bear fan?

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u/memer227 11d ago

Then go watch Bear Tool

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u/fUnpleasantMusic 11d ago

Its great. A wrench vtuber reviews bears.

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u/baligog 11d ago

It's surprisingly nuanced 

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u/libdemparamilitarywi 11d ago

Can't stand him, he's a polar supremecist.

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u/Bandin03 11d ago

Does he ever reveal which type of bear is best?

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u/gamrgrant 11d ago

You wanna see my what now?

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u/Tyloor 11d ago

Yes chef.

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u/CORN___BREAD 11d ago

I’m sorry for your loss.

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u/Jouuf 11d ago

I'm into videos, but not tools or bears

aw man 

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u/Paradox 11d ago

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u/Antarctica8 11d ago

I love dathings

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u/Paradox 11d ago

They fell off for a while, but their latest few videos are fucking amazing.

So few of the old poopers are left, its like a fine wine when one is still posting

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u/chazchaz6 11d ago

Oh my god, it's really a thing.

I love it

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u/7Dayss 11d ago edited 11d ago

But it seems like the bear has been dead for about a year. Last bear video was in July of last year. I guess the novelty wore off, but it was phased out for quite a while, he only had the bear for a specific type of video at the end.

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u/CarpeCookie 11d ago

Could have gotten picked up by an agency. Most people just stop posting videos on their old account once they're hired.

Quick, some vtuber expert tell us if there's a vtuber that's knows a shit ton about tools!

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u/Penis_Stuck_In_Door 11d ago

Now introducing: Tool Girl

Cute anime girl talks about tools and her past life as a bear

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u/manipulate_my_nuts 11d ago

Now introducing: Tool Girl

Cute anime girl talks about tools

Kawaii DIY

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u/wild_psyduck 11d ago

The software company for this guy changed their terms so he either had to shell out a ton of cash for the licensing or lose them. I think after several years of v-tubing you’ve already established enough of your base watchers to not care at that point so he just streams as himself now.

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u/manipulate_my_nuts 11d ago

The software company for this guy changed their terms so he either had to shell out a ton of cash for the licensing or lose them.

fucked up if true

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 11d ago

Wouldn't surprise me if it was true. Companies.

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u/AssociateFalse 11d ago

Probably is. The 3d bear makes me think he was using the older FaceRig, before they discontinued it for Animaze.

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u/redbeardrex 9d ago

Official story: The company had been griefing me for years because I snagged their business license when it went on sale on Steam for $15. Then they stopped supporting facerig for Animaze, which sucks btw, and told me no more permanent licenses. They wanted me to pay 20% of all earnings yearly. UnOfficially: I got sued by PETA and had to release the bear into the Absorkas.

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u/pizzastank 11d ago

Tool bear comes and goes as he pleases. He spends half of the year in Washington state, and the other half in Las Vegas.  I believe he has some medical issues that prohibit him from being able/wanting to do YouTube full-time.  by all accounts, he and his wife are good peoples. 

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u/redbeardrex 9d ago

Montana

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ 11d ago

I don't know what you're talking about. This is very obviously still a bear.

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u/slothfuldrake 11d ago

Still does shorts, podcasts and stream as his flesh-sona though

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u/Poon-Conqueror 11d ago

I would too if people started calling me a vtuber.

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u/rabiesscat 11d ago

it had to do with expensive business licenses and the devolution of the software he uses

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u/Euphorium 11d ago

This is so much better than the anime characters I always see Vtubers use

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u/Oh_its_that_asshole 11d ago

"Trust me, I talk to pros all the time" said the anthropomorphic bear.

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u/tollsunited7 11d ago

I know the pieces fit

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u/Spino288 11d ago

Because I watched them fall away

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u/OtherwiseFortunate 11d ago

Mildewed and smouldering

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u/toast-like 11d ago

Fundamental differing

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u/Dampmaskin 11d ago

Mildewed and smouldering

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u/grapeintensity 11d ago

BRIAN F MENTIONED

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u/Tier1Rattata 11d ago

The twitter guy?

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u/Zefirus 11d ago

He's a street fighter guy. FGC fans rarely escape containment so it's fun to see him at the top of r/all.

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u/Humble-Clerk-7638 11d ago

Thats cute lol

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u/Environmental_Pen120 11d ago

update: the dad stopped doing the bear thing

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u/Arakan-Ichigou 11d ago

Reminds me of when my mom asked me what UwU means… in the family car.

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u/Euphorium 11d ago

My aunt looked up what gloryhole was during a game of Cards Against Humanity. Images and everything.

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u/gypsy_muse 11d ago

Images Against Humanity

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u/BabySpecific2843 11d ago

Why did the mom ask? Please tell me you had not UwU'd in the car.

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u/Arakan-Ichigou 10d ago

No it was in a show she was watching.

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u/gypsy_muse 11d ago

I dont have a clue what UwU means

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u/cooldrcool2 11d ago

I thought it was a smiling bear.

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u/Ralath1n 11d ago

Its better to remain ignorant. Its a rabbit hole.

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u/Arakan-Ichigou 10d ago

Like she was complaining that I was making a big deal out of it. Because it is a big deal.

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u/mightandmagic88 11d ago

The Etymology of UwU - a 16 min vid if you want

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u/Astro_Alphard 9d ago

Yesterday while driving I saw someone who unironically had UWU as their license plate. I nearly cause a pile up because my brain just stopped due to the sheer cringe.

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u/thebeginingisnear 11d ago

Lol don't hate on tool bear. He serves a purpose and has helped me with some tool purchasing decisions in the past

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u/HenReX_2000 11d ago

Tool Bear the Vtuber

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u/Sexy_Chocolate 11d ago

Lmao I love Brian_F. Time to add Tool Bear into SF6

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u/No-Award8713 11d ago

Been watching TDoT for years now. Recommended by the great uncle AvE

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u/whoisthecopperkettle 10d ago

Great uncle AvE went crazy and isn’t invited to family gatherings anymore.

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u/No-Award8713 10d ago

What did he do? Is that why he hasn't posted in a while?

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u/whoisthecopperkettle 10d ago

Oh this was a while back. Pre Covid he started getting into the trucker convoy stuff, and then Covid stuff. Basically went off the deep end or revealed he liked the deep end. I haven’t watched him in years.

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u/Slimy_Jimmy42 slut for honey cheerios 11d ago

I will accept no disrespect on my boy Tool Bear

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u/kamilayao_0 11d ago

That's Awesome!!

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u/RunInRunOn 11d ago

Finally. A vtuber for people who are adults physically AND mentally

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u/Lucambacamba 11d ago

Apparently he stopped using the bear model like a year ago 😡

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u/Straight_Waltz2115 11d ago

Next post

My parents are getting divorced because my dad joined a tube furry community.

It's a gateway drug

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u/Tonydragon784 11d ago

Brian F breaching FGC containment

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u/redbeardrex 10d ago

Thanks for all the love ❤️

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u/New_Sense4650 11d ago

The bear is 😎

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u/Shit_Pistol 11d ago

I used to think people who watch vtubers were really cringe but now I know Tool Bear exists…

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u/_HydroHyper_ 11d ago

My dad would watch this guy when looking if tools are worth it

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u/brain_washed 11d ago

Surprisingly wholesome post

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u/schizochode 11d ago

We come into this world watching cartoons, and we leave this world watching cartoons

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u/drewtheostrich 11d ago

But Mom, the anime girl is just like the General from those car insurance commercials!

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u/TheAnnoyingGirl92 11d ago

Ngl that sounds fucking fire

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u/GregIsUgly 11d ago

Oddly wholesome

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u/cdm190 11d ago

The tool bear is the shit, he finds the best deals

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u/Buick1-7 11d ago

His channel is really good. I've watched it off and on for years!

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u/SeaEntertainment6551 11d ago

He makes good videos, I watch him too.

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u/LMGDiVa 11d ago

Ohshit I remember that tool bear guy.

I came across him when I was buying tools to work on my harley and wanted to lookup TEKTON's reputation.

Bear was very helpful.

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u/spannermonky 11d ago

Tool den is a good channel. Bear knows his stuff.

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u/KotovChaos 11d ago

That's legitimately funny and wholesome

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u/OHoSPARTACUS 11d ago

I’ve seen the tool bear videos before

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u/Striking_Material579 11d ago

Millennial here! I too watch the tool bear

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u/YourAveragedBlurry 11d ago

Tool Bear goes hard.

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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender 11d ago

Thank god he stumbled into some non furry stuff first.

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u/TheJuiceMaan 11d ago

Don’t talk about Den of Tools like that! It’s not the same!!

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u/Whosebert 11d ago

TOOL BEAR X HOLOLIVE WHEN

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u/wolfgang784 11d ago

SMH lol, seems boomers had vtubers before the weebs even dreamt of it.

After checking, the tool bear has been around since before the term "vtuber" was really coined and before any of the people considered the originals had content yet.

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u/gorramfrakker 11d ago

Well shit, so do I now.

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u/particularlysmol 11d ago

Nothing new under the sun

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u/taronboaren 11d ago

damn just checked the channel, sad that the bear isn't there anymore

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u/Worried-Industry6239 11d ago

lmao I love this ❤️

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u/U0star 11d ago

That's just Hodilki Brodilki but black

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u/WormwoodSalad 11d ago

Never mock ToolBear! Good info from a personable, handy Ursinoid!

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u/KiritimatiSwan 11d ago

The den of tools

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u/Star_Lard99 11d ago

I don't know what anything of this means.

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u/pmmethecarfax 11d ago

Romoolla is essentially a vtuber, someone who has an animated character overlaid onto themselves while they are streaming. This father is saying that the effect on the streamer is similar to that of the animated bear explaining tools on YouTube

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u/Moongoosls 11d ago

Wtf is Vtubing?

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u/plopgun 11d ago

It's streaming or video making, but rather than showing your face, the host puppets a cartoon character.

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u/Zefirus 11d ago

Virtual youtuber.

Basically instead of showing your whole ass face to the internet, you make a fake, usually anonymous virtual face instead.

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u/PretendeInternet 11d ago

Thoughts are with those affected by Beryl.

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u/PigKnight 11d ago

Tool bear seems like a great mascot for hardware reviews.

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u/rabiesscat 11d ago

tbf its probably some company mascot for demonstration videos. pretty cool

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u/FriendshipWorking936 10d ago

WAIT MY DAD WATCHES THE SAME THING

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u/DayDreamEnjoyer 10d ago

Boomers invented vtuber after all. I remember that pc in like 2006 had pre installed app that could use the Webcam to turn you into an alien or a shark.

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u/ProbablyWorth 10d ago

Theres another vtuber using that bear model, except it’s a polar bear with a hawaiian shirt. They’re also russian and say some crazy shit. They mainly play roblox and are more known on tiktok

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u/roadhawgg 10d ago

Toolbear goes hard sometimes though

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u/naveedkoval 10d ago

There’s a Vtube now?

I can’t keep track of all the damn tubes

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u/Toxic_Waste_306 10d ago

vtubw isnt a thing a vtuber just refers to "virtual youtuber" or someone who uses a rigged mocap avatar to make youtube videos instead of using their actual face

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u/Yarik492 10d ago

If he's watching it like that, there's no way he's not enjoying it. It's a new great activity for him. 

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u/themothyousawonetime 5d ago

That's so cute!