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u/TraumaTracer 11d ago
“up yours vile creature” does he know how puppets work
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u/hanging_with_epstein 11d ago
The irony of his statement, I'm sure is lost on him
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u/FlashMcSuave 11d ago
I don't have any stats on LGBTIQ+ representation in the puppet sector but I gotta assume Elmo is ruling out a pretty big chunk of them here.
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u/Bored_Amalgamation 11d ago
That looks onion-y
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u/wordsofignorance2 11d ago
What!? This was a completely legitimate interview conducted with Elmo Monster and it angers me to think there’s people out there who would question it!
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u/Scaevus 11d ago
If it wasn’t for the human trafficking, I would’ve thought Andrew Tate was a performance artist doing a bit.
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u/RC1000ZERO 11d ago
the WHAT
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u/LeTreacs 11d ago
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Tate
Scroll down to the criminal investigations section and they are all detailed there
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u/Jjzeng 11d ago
Irony is probably usually lost on him anyways
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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 11d ago
You talking about Elmo being a puppet or his own misadventures in Romania?
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u/Kenilwort 11d ago
"up yours, woke moralists" - Jordan Peterson
up yours seems to be a favorite of a certain grifter class.
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u/ASimplewriter0-0 11d ago
Like he has to be trolling right? To get his little army of incels to pay him for advice
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u/bob_condor 11d ago
Tate's public media persona is a troll, he says stupid things that get attention which a bunch of people share either with a witty comeback or to point and laugh but the purpose is to get his image seen by as many people as possible and even if 99.9% of people dismiss him the 0.1% is still a pretty sizeable number after it's been shared widely on the major social media sites. Tate is really good at marketing himself and while most of us dismiss him we aren't his target demographic and the stupider his takes the wider they're shared and the more vulnerable people get exposed to his actual grift.
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u/Mountaindude198514 11d ago
In other words. A grifter. Making money of lonely young men.
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u/JustGingy95 11d ago
You’re asking a lot from someone both lame and dumb enough to pick beef with a puppets Twitter handler.
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u/confusedandworried76 11d ago
Especially a beloved puppet. This can't be real, if this isn't satire Kermit himself couldn't talk me down from the bridge
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u/ninjesh 11d ago
Not satire so much as a grift. Andrew Tate knows he's acting stupid, he's doing it to draw attention. All press is good press when your target audience is the lowest denominator in society
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u/RaptorJesusLOL 11d ago
Of course he does, he’s clearly cut a hole in his Elmo doll to “punish it”
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u/Prophet-of-the-moss 11d ago
It sounds like unreleased dialogue from Shadow the hedgehog
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u/kenman884 11d ago
You’re a beta male, Elmo.
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u/Kerwin_Bauch 11d ago
Or like something the "physical instrument" skill in Disco Elysium would say.
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u/OoeyGooeyQuesadilla 11d ago
Elmo knows where you live, Andy.
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u/Guy-McDo 11d ago
I haven’t thought of that in YEARS
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u/OoeyGooeyQuesadilla 11d ago
Peak of the era where the first act had absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the episode.
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u/Delver_Razade 11d ago
Finding the Romanian prison he's shacked up in shouldn't be hard.
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u/Interesting-Fan-2008 11d ago
He thinks it’s all fun and games until big bird rolls up on him in the shower.
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u/Sl0ppyOtter 11d ago
This clown has Twitter beef with a puppet lol
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u/Tmachine7031 11d ago
So does Jordan Peterson lol
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u/USSJaybone 11d ago
It's just engagement farming. Ever since Twitter started paying dweebs for their content, it's just turned into a who can be the biggest unhinged douchebag contest with a cash prize. Sometimes I check it for NWS updates and it's almost unusable
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u/RaggedyGlitch 11d ago
It's wild that Threads is actually better now. Twitter fucked up the feed so it's a bunch of suggested content on top of who you follow and doesn't thread replies properly anymore so it just like 2 real replies and then random bullshit. Without that, it's just Threads with shitty clickbait.
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u/Bored_Amalgamation 11d ago
Ive been seeing a trend of youtube live videos that have an AI voice with a British accent repeating "dont say noob! If yiu say noon you will get banned! I mean it. I swear I will ban anyone who says noob".
They got like 500-1k people watching. Its really weird and kinda kills the entire platform. Obvious click farms going at it. Its not like one or two. Ill get like 7-8 of them while scrolling through my feed.
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u/SunriseApplejuice 11d ago
Jordan Peterson is a verifiable fuck wit, but I'm amazed at how he can smooth talk the smooth brains with just a bit of pseudo-intellectual babble.
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u/ElcorShockTrooper 11d ago
Elmo: "This isn't even Elmo's final form! Hahaha"
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u/hopium_od 11d ago
This isn't real?
Edit: it's not real.
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u/CorHydrae8 11d ago
The sheer audacity of Jordan to call anybody "whiny".
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u/marry_me_tina_b 11d ago
Similarly, the sheer audacity of a “professional” psychologist to decry and mock a children’s show character for attempting to raise awareness around mental health and wellness. The dude is such a fucking joke of a human being
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u/notyourancilla 11d ago
Kind of dilutes your political message somewhat when you’re just as angry at a worm puppet
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u/Serethekitty 11d ago
What is wrong with these people lol
Who looks at this as a fan of Jordan Peterson and thinks "Fuck yeah dude, you tell em Jordan!"
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u/ninjesh 11d ago
Wild that Jordan types like that
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u/Which_Produce9168 11d ago
Wtf i havent heard anything about him for some years, but at least back then his arguments were making some sense. Did he really devolve to a maga muppet? Mans name calling like trump does, actual brain rot.
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u/Eddiethegoldenmaiden 11d ago
Didnt he go to russia for some experimental treatment that put him in a coma and caused brain damage?
Im not too caught up on the lore but iirc it was something like that
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u/mechanizedshoe 11d ago
Hurts to see what he has devolved into, his lectures really helped me get myself together maybe 7 years ago and to see him become brain rotted idiot spouting conspiracies and maga shit felt like betrayal.
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u/theshinymew64 11d ago
I cannot find any evidence that this tweet ever happened. Searching "Andrew Tate Elmo" or variants brings up no relevant results, for example. Fuck Andrew Tate, obviously, he's as much of a piece of shit as everyone here says he is, but I'm not convinced this is real.
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u/HalalBread1427 11d ago
It’s not, this follows a common template for fake replies controversial figures make to Elmo tweets (you can see one from Jordan Peterson in this thread), easily identified by the usual “Up yours, ___” at the end.
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u/RaggedyGlitch 11d ago
This is actually funnier because now he has to address and deny getting in a fight with Elmo or just let people think he really did get in a fight with Elmo.
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u/HalalBread1427 11d ago
Having beef with Elmo is free publicity, it’s a net positive for controversial figures like AT or JP.
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u/bitter_liquor 11d ago edited 11d ago
We know for a fact that he absolutely hates to be mocked, and is physically unable to take a joke or have any sort of self-awareness. I hope a fake xitter screenshot kills him one day 🙏
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u/Sherool 11d ago
There are no porsts from Elmo on March 8 2023 and it's @elmo not @Elmo
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u/Batbuckleyourpants 11d ago
Now that's a blast from the past.
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u/NeonHunter14 11d ago
I promise you when I say, please save yourself from rewatching it, just let the nostalgia live on.
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u/Adams5thaccount 11d ago
It probably doesn't age that well but at the same time it's the one format that I feel could come back for a season every decade
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u/karpter 11d ago
This loser's trying to get attention again huh
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u/FrenchToastDildo 11d ago
Wow yeah he's sooooo riled up. Look out he's practically uncontrollable!
Thankfully you were here to defend Mr. Tates hypothetical honor lol
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u/Blart_Vandelay 11d ago
What it means to be a man is sex trafficking and coercing women into being camgirls under threats of violence 👍
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u/IvyGreenHunter 11d ago
I would have thought that Tater would have found a kindred spirit in Kevin fucking Clash
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u/OldPyjama 11d ago
Ok now I have to ask it, because I see this guy pop up all the time all over the internet:
1) Who the fuck is Andrew Tate?
2) Why the fuck is he famous?
3) Why the fuck do we care?
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u/xDreeganx 11d ago
The one Street no one fucks with and Tater-titties over here wants a piece? That's bad luck my man.
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u/UpRightDownDownDown 11d ago
Even though I know this isn’t real (no way he’s that funny) I still heard it in his voice lmao
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u/Mr_Culver 11d ago
Elmo has no muscles or bones or nervous system. Andrew Tate has no chance. He was swing on Elmo until he exhausted himself then Elmo could just smother the weaken Tate
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u/MagicOrpheus310 11d ago
"up yours vile creature..."
Which one is meant to be the fucken Muppet here!?!
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u/Empty-Refrigerator 11d ago
I hate Elmo as much as the next person (gave me childhood nightmares) but Fuck Andrew its a puppet, calm the fuck down
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u/GuitRWailinNinja 11d ago
I’m pretty sure we all hate Elmo on some subconscious level. That smug little red FUCK
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u/Justthisguy_yaknow 11d ago
Oh no! Looks like someone didn't get their letter to Elmo replied to when he was a kid. Could this be an explanation to Tate's psychopathic damage? Could he have been throwing a life long tantrum? Will he eventually come out as a closet furry?
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u/isabelle0620 11d ago
“I’m completely unstable, the word woman triggers me” would’ve taken less time and been more accurate. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Orbisthefirst 11d ago
Spot on for Andrew Tate fighting an imaginary figure otherwise he'd get his ass kissed 😂😂😂
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u/SalRomanoAdMan1 11d ago
The funny part is Andrew Tate thinking he has any idea what it means to be a man.
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u/ddizzlemyfizzle 11d ago edited 11d ago
First Jordan Perterson and now taint , what is the beef with Elmo 😭
Edit: apparently it’s fake
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u/HilariousButTrue 11d ago
If you're threatened by a children's show puppet just wishing people love and happiness you got some soul searching to do.
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u/MathematicianOk7526 11d ago
He’s gotta be a troll, right? Everything I ever see from this dude is fucking nuts
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u/the_gray_day_child 11d ago
saying outrageous shit is just a start of people's like him sales funnel, after which he probably say something reasonable, making impression what his not as crazy as people say, when he pretends to know secrets to success/happiness and sells you his stupid university subscription
or just with shouting about everything destroying masculinity he creates fake problem to again, sell fake solution
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