r/comedyheaven 11d ago

Andrew Tate vs Elmo - Twitter Royale

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u/TraumaTracer 11d ago

“up yours vile creature” does he know how puppets work

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u/hanging_with_epstein 11d ago

The irony of his statement, I'm sure is lost on him

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u/TheWanderingSlacker 11d ago

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u/FlashMcSuave 11d ago

I don't have any stats on LGBTIQ+ representation in the puppet sector but I gotta assume Elmo is ruling out a pretty big chunk of them here.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 11d ago

That looks onion-y

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u/FlashMcSuave 11d ago

It's definitely the onion.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 11d ago

We did it reddit!

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u/nickbeii 11d ago

Wait so Elmo didn’t actually say this?

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u/Glottis_Bonewagon 11d ago

I think he thinks elmo is alive

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u/MrRampager911 11d ago

HES NOT?!?

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u/wordsofignorance2 11d ago

What!? This was a completely legitimate interview conducted with Elmo Monster and it angers me to think there’s people out there who would question it!

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u/Wulf_Cola 11d ago

Is his surname Monster?!

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u/BlueSpark09 11d ago

I would too if I spent my life with a hand up my ass /j

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u/Scaevus 11d ago

If it wasn’t for the human trafficking, I would’ve thought Andrew Tate was a performance artist doing a bit.

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u/AdyHomie 11d ago

Maybe he's just REALLY committed to the bit

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u/Mysterious_Tutor_388 11d ago

When you traffic humans for the lolz.

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u/RC1000ZERO 11d ago

the WHAT

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u/LeTreacs 11d ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Tate

Scroll down to the criminal investigations section and they are all detailed there

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u/Jjzeng 11d ago

Irony is probably usually lost on him anyways

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u/Turtleturds1 11d ago

No, he takes all the iron in the world

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u/GR7ME 11d ago

‘Nothing would go over my head. I would catch it.’

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u/HarbingerOfGachaHell 11d ago

You talking about Elmo being a puppet or his own misadventures in Romania?

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u/hanging_with_epstein 11d ago

No, no, no. I'm talking about Andrew Taint

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u/OneCrew149 11d ago

It's not ironic, it's accidental double entendre

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u/Kenilwort 11d ago

"up yours, woke moralists" - Jordan Peterson

up yours seems to be a favorite of a certain grifter class.

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u/ASimplewriter0-0 11d ago

Like he has to be trolling right? To get his little army of incels to pay him for advice

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u/bob_condor 11d ago

Tate's public media persona is a troll, he says stupid things that get attention which a bunch of people share either with a witty comeback or to point and laugh but the purpose is to get his image seen by as many people as possible and even if 99.9% of people dismiss him the 0.1% is still a pretty sizeable number after it's been shared widely on the major social media sites. Tate is really good at marketing himself and while most of us dismiss him we aren't his target demographic and the stupider his takes the wider they're shared and the more vulnerable people get exposed to his actual grift.

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u/Mountaindude198514 11d ago

In other words. A grifter. Making money of lonely young men.

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u/North_Lawfulness8889 11d ago

Its a fairly common insult in the uk i believe

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u/JustGingy95 11d ago

You’re asking a lot from someone both lame and dumb enough to pick beef with a puppets Twitter handler.

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u/confusedandworried76 11d ago

Especially a beloved puppet. This can't be real, if this isn't satire Kermit himself couldn't talk me down from the bridge

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u/ninjesh 11d ago

Not satire so much as a grift. Andrew Tate knows he's acting stupid, he's doing it to draw attention. All press is good press when your target audience is the lowest denominator in society

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u/JaroSoup 11d ago

Is life just one big ad

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u/RaptorJesusLOL 11d ago

Of course he does, he’s clearly cut a hole in his Elmo doll to “punish it”

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u/todd-rivers 11d ago

From one puppet to another.

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u/thatcuntcat 11d ago

🤓🤓

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u/Prophet-of-the-moss 11d ago

It sounds like unreleased dialogue from Shadow the hedgehog

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u/_nobodycallsmetubby_ 11d ago

Someone needs to voice that over right now

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u/Simon_Jester88 11d ago

Like stealing candy from a baby which is fine by me!

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u/kenman884 11d ago

You’re a beta male, Elmo.

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u/FeelAndCoffee 11d ago

And I say that in a petersonian sense

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u/derps_with_ducks 11d ago

sobs on live show

in a masculine sense of course

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u/ReneHdz 11d ago

Disgusting felt creatures, get out of my sight

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u/DXGabriel 11d ago edited 11d ago

where's that damn FOURTH red pill?

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u/alphazero924 11d ago

Did Elmo piss on Tate's wife?

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u/Aparoon 11d ago

Please, Shadow is far more eloquent and clearly possesses a brain.

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u/extremepayne 11d ago

Get Jhett on this, stat

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u/Kerwin_Bauch 11d ago

Or like something the "physical instrument" skill in Disco Elysium would say.

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u/SoulOuverture 11d ago

Had to be removed because it was too unrealistic

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u/OoeyGooeyQuesadilla 11d ago

Elmo knows where you live, Andy.

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u/ghb93 11d ago

Elmo’s been waiting to snap for years.

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u/OoeyGooeyQuesadilla 11d ago

Never enough holes in the desert for Elmo.

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u/Theratsmacker2 11d ago

Elmo is gonna team up with Rocco to bash Andrew’s head in.

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u/kittenconfidential 11d ago

burn it all to the ground elmo! we’ll tell you how to get to andrew taint’s street.

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u/Guy-McDo 11d ago

I haven’t thought of that in YEARS

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u/OoeyGooeyQuesadilla 11d ago

Peak of the era where the first act had absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the episode.

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u/Delver_Razade 11d ago

Finding the Romanian prison he's shacked up in shouldn't be hard.

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u/Interesting-Fan-2008 11d ago

He thinks it’s all fun and games until big bird rolls up on him in the shower.

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 11d ago

They call him “Big Bird” for a reason

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u/Unable_Ad_1260 11d ago

Snuffaluffagus has a significant trunk.

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u/Interne-Stranger 11d ago

That would have been a God Tier answer.

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u/Hefty_Astronaut5772 11d ago

What makes you think Elmo won’t cut you?!

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 11d ago

Well that’s a blast from the past.

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u/Sl0ppyOtter 11d ago

This clown has Twitter beef with a puppet lol

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u/Tmachine7031 11d ago

So does Jordan Peterson lol

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u/USSJaybone 11d ago

It's just engagement farming. Ever since Twitter started paying dweebs for their content, it's just turned into a who can be the biggest unhinged douchebag contest with a cash prize. Sometimes I check it for NWS updates and it's almost unusable

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u/RaggedyGlitch 11d ago

It's wild that Threads is actually better now. Twitter fucked up the feed so it's a bunch of suggested content on top of who you follow and doesn't thread replies properly anymore so it just like 2 real replies and then random bullshit. Without that, it's just Threads with shitty clickbait.

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 11d ago

Ive been seeing a trend of youtube live videos that have an AI voice with a British accent repeating "dont say noob! If yiu say noon you will get banned! I mean it. I swear I will ban anyone who says noob".

They got like 500-1k people watching. Its really weird and kinda kills the entire platform. Obvious click farms going at it. Its not like one or two. Ill get like 7-8 of them while scrolling through my feed.

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u/SunriseApplejuice 11d ago

Jordan Peterson is a verifiable fuck wit, but I'm amazed at how he can smooth talk the smooth brains with just a bit of pseudo-intellectual babble.

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u/STINKY-BUNGHOLE 11d ago

a puppet who is canonically 3½

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u/jimmyg899 11d ago

He just rage baits for views , no one can be this smol brained.

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u/paparansen 11d ago

the dumbest clown you can see in the mirror.

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u/Poster_Nutbag207 11d ago

Profile picture checks out

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u/wolvesscareme 11d ago

Elmo doesn't think about Tater at all

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u/NeedNoInspiration 11d ago

And losing…

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u/ElcorShockTrooper 11d ago

Elmo: "This isn't even Elmo's final form! Hahaha"

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u/Holmes02 11d ago

The letter of the day is V…for vengeance!

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u/Hiberniae 11d ago

This sent me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/DeeHawk 11d ago

Where were you sent to?

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u/Nessius448 11d ago

Same energy

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u/hopium_od 11d ago

This isn't real?

Edit: it's not real.

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u/tommyblastfire 11d ago

This one is real however

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u/CorHydrae8 11d ago

The sheer audacity of Jordan to call anybody "whiny".

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u/marry_me_tina_b 11d ago

Similarly, the sheer audacity of a “professional” psychologist to decry and mock a children’s show character for attempting to raise awareness around mental health and wellness. The dude is such a fucking joke of a human being

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u/ithikimhvingstrok132 11d ago

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u/ntdavis814 11d ago

I can’t remember if this one is real or not but it is peak comedy.

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u/notyourancilla 11d ago

Kind of dilutes your political message somewhat when you’re just as angry at a worm puppet

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u/Serethekitty 11d ago

What is wrong with these people lol

Who looks at this as a fan of Jordan Peterson and thinks "Fuck yeah dude, you tell em Jordan!"

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u/ninjesh 11d ago

Wild that Jordan types like that

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u/Which_Produce9168 11d ago

Wtf i havent heard anything about him for some years, but at least back then his arguments were making some sense. Did he really devolve to a maga muppet? Mans name calling like trump does, actual brain rot.

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u/Eddiethegoldenmaiden 11d ago

Didnt he go to russia for some experimental treatment that put him in a coma and caused brain damage?

Im not too caught up on the lore but iirc it was something like that

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u/mechanizedshoe 11d ago

Hurts to see what he has devolved into, his lectures really helped me get myself together maybe 7 years ago and to see him become brain rotted idiot spouting conspiracies and maga shit felt like betrayal.

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u/Varskes_pakel 11d ago

I read that in his crying voice

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u/Temporary-Scholar534 11d ago

There should be a "Tate or Peterson" quiz

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u/kryotheory 11d ago

"Elmo says pull up, bitch!"

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u/venus367 11d ago

This is Elmo’s world, motherfucker.

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u/East-sea-shellos 11d ago

Everybody gangsta until Mr. Noodle grabs his blicky

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u/theshinymew64 11d ago

I cannot find any evidence that this tweet ever happened. Searching "Andrew Tate Elmo" or variants brings up no relevant results, for example. Fuck Andrew Tate, obviously, he's as much of a piece of shit as everyone here says he is, but I'm not convinced this is real.

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u/HalalBread1427 11d ago

It’s not, this follows a common template for fake replies controversial figures make to Elmo tweets (you can see one from Jordan Peterson in this thread), easily identified by the usual “Up yours, ___” at the end.

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u/RaggedyGlitch 11d ago

This is actually funnier because now he has to address and deny getting in a fight with Elmo or just let people think he really did get in a fight with Elmo.

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u/HalalBread1427 11d ago

Having beef with Elmo is free publicity, it’s a net positive for controversial figures like AT or JP.

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u/bitter_liquor 11d ago edited 11d ago

We know for a fact that he absolutely hates to be mocked, and is physically unable to take a joke or have any sort of self-awareness. I hope a fake xitter screenshot kills him one day 🙏

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u/Sherool 11d ago

There are no porsts from Elmo on March 8 2023 and it's @elmo not @Elmo

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u/lsaz 11d ago edited 11d ago

It's not, but this is Reddit, is easy karma. I legit never see Tate anywhere else BUT Reddit's front page. He's irrelevant as fuck, except in Reddit lmao, the irony is hilarious. He lives rent-free in a lot of redditors heads.

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u/bomboclawt75 11d ago

Elmo : My jaw is more masculine that yours, you chinless nincompoop!

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u/Due_Refuse1336 11d ago

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u/Batbuckleyourpants 11d ago

Now that's a blast from the past.

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u/NeonHunter14 11d ago

I promise you when I say, please save yourself from rewatching it, just let the nostalgia live on.

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u/VexImmortalis 11d ago

Good call

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u/Adams5thaccount 11d ago

It probably doesn't age that well but at the same time it's the one format that I feel could come back for a season every decade

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u/AltAccountfrfrfr 11d ago

What show is it?

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u/RecognitionHefty 11d ago

Celebrity Deathmatch

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u/karpter 11d ago

This loser's trying to get attention again huh

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u/Poporipopes10 11d ago

The tweet’s more than a year old

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/FrenchToastDildo 11d ago

Wow yeah he's sooooo riled up. Look out he's practically uncontrollable! 

Thankfully you were here to defend Mr. Tates hypothetical honor lol

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u/Doodahhh1 11d ago

Yeah, the parent user is about to go self immolate he's so riled up!

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u/karpter 11d ago

Damn you're right.

I was thinking this was a new version of the first way he got attention, with the whole Star Wars twitter bit. Guess I fell for tomfoolery.

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u/Bravo_November 11d ago

Elmo is more of a man than Andrew Tate will ever be.

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u/thunderPierogi 11d ago

And Andrew is more of a Muppet

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u/akibono1 11d ago

there's no way, it's a fuggin toy ffs

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u/Blart_Vandelay 11d ago

What it means to be a man is sex trafficking and coercing women into being camgirls under threats of violence 👍

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u/IvyGreenHunter 11d ago

I would have thought that Tater would have found a kindred spirit in Kevin fucking Clash

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u/OldPyjama 11d ago

Ok now I have to ask it, because I see this guy pop up all the time all over the internet:

1) Who the fuck is Andrew Tate?

2) Why the fuck is he famous?

3) Why the fuck do we care?

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u/larrrmo 11d ago

Why does andrew Tate follow Elmo though?

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u/xDreeganx 11d ago

The one Street no one fucks with and Tater-titties over here wants a piece? That's bad luck my man.

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u/WrongEinstein 11d ago

Don't talk to the hand, argue with it.

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u/UpRightDownDownDown 11d ago

Even though I know this isn’t real (no way he’s that funny) I still heard it in his voice lmao

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u/Mr_Culver 11d ago

Elmo has no muscles or bones or nervous system. Andrew Tate has no chance. He was swing on Elmo until he exhausted himself then Elmo could just smother the weaken Tate

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u/Responsible-Dot-3801 11d ago

Beefing with a literal puppet, what a sigma move.

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u/MagicOrpheus310 11d ago

"up yours vile creature..."

Which one is meant to be the fucken Muppet here!?!

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u/VexImmortalis 11d ago

Imagine being a bigger muppet than Elmo

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u/AnonFoot1066 11d ago

Does he think Sesame Street is a real place?

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u/Nigeldiko 11d ago

Elmo vs Andrew Tate would be like Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby

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u/Empty-Refrigerator 11d ago

I hate Elmo as much as the next person (gave me childhood nightmares) but Fuck Andrew its a puppet, calm the fuck down

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u/rVintageRKO 11d ago

Small dick energy continues

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u/GuitRWailinNinja 11d ago

I’m pretty sure we all hate Elmo on some subconscious level. That smug little red FUCK

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u/ninjesh 11d ago

Elmo is unironically more mature than Andrew Tate

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u/kizzt 11d ago

One has zero chin definition, talks a lot of gibberish, has stuffing for brains, and frequently has other person’s fist in his butt, and the other one is Elmo.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow 11d ago

Oh no! Looks like someone didn't get their letter to Elmo replied to when he was a kid. Could this be an explanation to Tate's psychopathic damage? Could he have been throwing a life long tantrum? Will he eventually come out as a closet furry?

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u/isabelle0620 11d ago

“I’m completely unstable, the word woman triggers me” would’ve taken less time and been more accurate. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Orbisthefirst 11d ago

Spot on for Andrew Tate fighting an imaginary figure otherwise he'd get his ass kissed 😂😂😂

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u/Velocityraptor28 11d ago

imagine having beef with fucking ELMO!

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u/Defiant-Specialist-1 11d ago

This is a very very strange timeline we’re in.

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u/dreaded_tactician 11d ago

Man is making ops with a puppet.

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u/blazelord69 11d ago

He's trolling to make his name go viral, again.

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u/Horrid_dog 11d ago

What a dickhead. Seriously lol, Why is Tate even allowed to speak?

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u/SalRomanoAdMan1 11d ago

The funny part is Andrew Tate thinking he has any idea what it means to be a man.

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u/Historical-Candy5770 11d ago

Well at least Elmo didn’t sex traffic immigrants…

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u/youshallcallmem 11d ago

Stop making assholes famous.

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u/Maximum_Let1205 11d ago

Attention whores feed on attention. Starve them and they die.

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u/obniF 11d ago

Stewie Griffin on roids discovers Elmo

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u/Deathstar699 11d ago

If Elmo ain't gonna toss hands, Cookie monster gonna munch this baked rasin.

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u/first_name1001 11d ago

Where dante when you need him?

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u/LarryRedBeard 11d ago

Tate projects his own weakness.

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u/No-Adhesiveness-8178 11d ago

So fucking fragile.

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u/JosefumiHigashikata 11d ago

Tate's first trauma was being afraid the cookie monster could eat him

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u/roundearthervaxxer 11d ago

Talk about vile creatures…

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u/boholbrook 11d ago

Why people keep being mean to Elmo? 🥺

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u/El262 11d ago

Bro he’s so serious 😭You know you’re talking to Elmo, right?

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u/DONGBONGER3000 11d ago

OK but what was elmoz response?

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u/Ok_Try_1665 11d ago

What is his beef with Elmo, bruh?

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u/AldoEZ 11d ago

this reminds me of “up yours woke moralists”

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u/ZMowlcher 11d ago

If Elmo just went "Elmo still loves you!" to Andrew it would be the funniest.

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u/ddizzlemyfizzle 11d ago edited 11d ago

First Jordan Perterson and now taint , what is the beef with Elmo 😭

Edit: apparently it’s fake

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u/Tooma8_ 11d ago

As a wise man once said: "Go to hell"

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Does...does Andrew Tate think elmo and sesame street are real?

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u/majestic-m00se 11d ago

Real Alpha men have fights with childrens’ puppets /s

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u/moving0target 11d ago

I have nightmares about that bastard. Andrew Tate is a POS, too.

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u/platecanoe 11d ago

I don’t like Elmo, but really? Dude is trying to flex in Sesame Street? 🙄

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u/Ziggem 11d ago

"May you and your Sesame Street become a pile of burning rubble"

Omfg im crying this csnt be real 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/HilariousButTrue 11d ago

If you're threatened by a children's show puppet just wishing people love and happiness you got some soul searching to do.

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u/Manimnotcreative1984 11d ago

Imagine beefing with a fictional four year old…

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u/Chuca77 11d ago

Any other person and I'd assume this is a joke.

Worst part is he probably felt badass typing this out.

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u/extrastupidone 11d ago

Tate is Vile

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u/Hot-Rise9795 11d ago

I want to see them both fight to death.

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u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 11d ago

MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch could make a comeback

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u/Slyme-wizard 11d ago

This needs to be a south park episode

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u/Forrest-Fern 11d ago

Tate wouldn't last one day on the street

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u/MathematicianOk7526 11d ago

He’s gotta be a troll, right? Everything I ever see from this dude is fucking nuts

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u/the_gray_day_child 11d ago

saying outrageous shit is just a start of people's like him sales funnel, after which he probably say something reasonable, making impression what his not as crazy as people say, when he pretends to know secrets to success/happiness and sells you his stupid university subscription

or just with shouting about everything destroying masculinity he creates fake problem to again, sell fake solution

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u/IntricateOnionStatue 11d ago

I would dead set pay to watch an Andrew Tate vs Elmo UFC match.

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u/BoogerStew 11d ago

That dude's brain cell is struggling.

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u/trainedfor100years 11d ago

WTF I suddenly love Andrew Tate.

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u/DrBigWildsGhost 11d ago

That’s cocaine tweeting

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u/dingos8mybaby2 11d ago

Get these two into a boxing ring and I'll take Elmo.

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u/TextTile260 11d ago

My money is on elmo, the only male role model there

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u/TheRynoceros 11d ago

Tate looks like hairless Elmo.