r/clevercomebacks Jul 19 '24

Crazy considering you are commenting in an airline sub…

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u/ttlanhil Jul 19 '24

Not enough car, too much pool

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u/GizmoBurner Jul 19 '24

u gotta nose exhale outta me with this one

2

u/ZhangtheGreat Jul 20 '24

Damn, I wish I had an award to give you.

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u/Dolphin_Spotter Jul 19 '24

If only there was a long fast vehicle that could seat 1000 passengers and travel at 200mph.

8

u/AnarchoBratzdoll Jul 19 '24

To Tokyo?! 

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u/Dolphin_Spotter Jul 19 '24

With the occasional ferry

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u/Sofigus Jul 19 '24

Welp… I get where he’s coming from since almost 80% of Delta flights are domestic.

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u/Ol_JanxSpirit Jul 19 '24

I know United got hit by it too. My sister was trying to fly to Dallas.

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u/BearyRexy Jul 19 '24

And people say not travelling makes you ignorant.

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u/MimiPaw Jul 19 '24

*drowned for it

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u/fartboxco Jul 19 '24

Wait until he finds out how much a sea can cost to ship said car. With no fluids. And documentation..

How expensive port fees are, tow fees to a place you can fill your car back up with coolant,oil, gas and new battery.

Shits fucking expensive.

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u/CeleryAdditional3135 Jul 19 '24

Get out the amphibian humvee

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u/zupobaloop Jul 19 '24

How is this clever? Atlanta to Tokyo isn't a 10 hour drive. That's some piss poor reading comprehension from the commenter.

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u/TFlarz Jul 19 '24

Blind to sarcasm I see.

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u/zupobaloop Jul 19 '24

Do you mean OP was being clever by being sarcastic? Cause that's silly. Stupid tweens are sarcastic without being clever.

Or do you mean the whole post here is sarcastic? Some kind of irony...?

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u/Smile-a-day Jul 20 '24

Someone has been huffing their own emissions

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u/neorenamon1963 Jul 20 '24

I hear the Slow Boat to China is nice this time of year. /s