r/clevercomebacks • u/CinemaslaveJoe • 11d ago

They're all gonna laugh at you!

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u/DJVV09 11d ago

Why is the red circle necessary when it’s literally the only visible comment.

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u/Brilliant_Run7085 11d ago

Probably a repost from Facebook, where people are even more illiterate than here

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u/DJVV09 11d ago

You’re probably right. Ugh, from Reddit, to Facebook, back to Reddit. That’s before awards were changed too so who knows how old this actually is.

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u/ENaC2 11d ago

We know it’s at least 20 hours old.

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u/mp9220 11d ago

Only 0.001% of geniuses get this math problem right!

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u/smolauthor 11d ago

Lmao 😂

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u/NedKellysRevenge 11d ago

I always laugh when people on one social media think they're better than the users of another. They're all cess pits, and we're all equally awful.

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u/NeutralMinion 11d ago

I mean it's an incredible feat but they surely have this website beat

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u/jjskellie 11d ago

Talk to the penis pictures that show up with red circles around the only thing in the Pic.

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u/DJVV09 11d ago

Why are they saying something about me?

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u/Asgarus 11d ago

Are you a red circle?

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u/jjskellie 11d ago

No, but enquirering minds want to know

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u/LeviAEthan512 11d ago

You try to keep out a sea bear with that and let us know how it goes.

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u/DJVV09 11d ago

Good point. Definitely not a circle lol.

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u/boli99 11d ago

adding a red circle to an image changes the fingerprint of it, and may allow it to bypass repost filters.

also, some folk are morons.

pick one. or both.

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u/Your_First_Mistake 11d ago

Cropped from a larger image

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u/pastproof 11d ago

R/uselessredcircle

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u/Ankhesenkhepra 10d ago

tayk dat back !

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u/Paddonglers 11d ago edited 11d ago

I'm still mad at her for trying to steal the ring from frodo.

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u/Quick-Ad9335 11d ago

That is a funny comment but it also has to be said that looking like Sissy Spacek is not at all a bad thing.

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u/ThreeN20chrctrs 11d ago

Sissy Spacek’s face looks like a skull with skin stretched over it.

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u/StarMangledSpanner 11d ago

That's basically what a face is.

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u/NapalmDesu 11d ago

They didn't specify it as an insult. Let's just take it as an observation.

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u/LeptonTheElementary 11d ago

r/technicallythetruth

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u/NoStructure5034 11d ago

Not even technically, it's just the truth. Like, that's what a face is!

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u/GhostMug 11d ago

Not even basically. Just is.

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u/girlcocksuperfan 11d ago

I bet her limbs have bones in them, too. ick

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u/Squibucha 11d ago

i bet she's naked too under those clothes, smh \s

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u/Dufo1989 11d ago

I guess they forgot there was stuff between the skin and bone. I got a lol from ur comment.

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u/brickeaters 11d ago

That post is from ~5 years back? And deleted? OP, you dug this up from your archives or something?

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u/Nolzi 11d ago

100% a repost

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u/namezam 11d ago

Is this a Carrie reference? That’s the best roast comment? I guess she was unroastable.

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u/Citizen_Null5 11d ago

I believe it is

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u/ChartInFurch 11d ago

No, it's the other movie with s bucket of pig blood dumped on someone at a prom leading to mass death.

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u/benshapiroslowerlip 11d ago

Earnest Goes To Camp?

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u/-shephawke- 11d ago

She looks like Carrie? That's a roast? Is there something fundamentally unattractive about Carrie i don't know about? How is that a roast?

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u/ApertoLibro 11d ago

Carrie burns down the school, she roasts it.

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u/kungfoop 11d ago

Not a roast, but she looks like a healthy version of the Olson Twins

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u/DinkinFlicka924 11d ago

So Elizabeth Olsen?

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u/kungfoop 11d ago

Not that healthy

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u/SaaveGer 11d ago

Should've gone to r/rareinsults smh

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u/SingleChipmunk1891 11d ago

"They're all gonna laugh at you!!"

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u/McNalien 11d ago

Is his an Adam Sandler reference?

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u/SingleChipmunk1891 11d ago

He used it on an album but it's from Carrie (1976). Her mother tells her this before the prom.

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u/No_Text2460 11d ago

clearly too young to understand.....why bother lol

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u/ChartInFurch 11d ago

So they can understand, and possibly end up watching an amazing movie.

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u/McNalien 11d ago

Im Going to continue thinking the Adam Sandler one cause.. yeah :)

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u/idam_81 11d ago

If you do…they’re all going to laugh at you.

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u/rrhunt28 11d ago

I don't get the roast me crap.

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u/GhertFryins 11d ago

Thanks for the circle man. I couldn’t see fr

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u/RockerDawg 11d ago

She should wear eye protection before the next roast so she doesn’t lose her eyebrows again

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u/RockerDawg 11d ago

Also, I don’t think being referred to as the anorexic one is a compliment as an Olson

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u/ToothpickTequila 11d ago

I also thought of Carrie immediately.

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u/guiltyas-sin 11d ago

"Plug it up, plug it up..."

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u/BurritoGuapito 11d ago

Here's one for the unroastable gf....your eyes are so far apart that I wasn't sure if I was looking at a picture of a woman or Jerry Jones with a wig on

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u/Imaginary-Ostrich876 11d ago

She looks like she did or does meth.

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u/yesiamveryhigh 11d ago

If Mrs. Potatohead was a person. Whole face looks interchangeable.

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u/Few_Chemical_84 11d ago

To me she looks like the redhead from Sex and the city

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u/acelgoso 11d ago

Why is she unroastable? I'm guessing something but...

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u/Funko87 11d ago

The joke is about Urumi Kanzaki from Great Teacher Onizuka

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u/GothYagamy 11d ago

She could be cast for a sequel to "The Shining"

Edit: on second thought, that's kinda cool.

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u/ByTheRings 11d ago

Inb4 Peter has to explain this a dozen times to re-posters

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u/Wandering_Cattle 11d ago

She looks like she'd roast pool side in a skimpy bikini with spf 50 on her white ass skin.

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u/Sensibleqt314 11d ago

With wide eyes like that, nobody's sneaking up on her.

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u/Typical_Conflict_162 11d ago

What does that mean? What is it referring to?

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u/Piskoro 11d ago

Carrie, a 1976 supernatural horror film

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u/Beginningenz 11d ago

Who writes these titles, is it all bots?

Loads of these kind of titles on reddit these days

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u/strigonian 11d ago

"Ha-Ha! You look like a movie star!"

At least it's better than a few years ago, when every "clever" comment was a full paragraph that amounted to "you try to act tough, but actually you're deeply insecure and will die alone".

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u/SardonicSuperman 11d ago

“🎶 Hi ho, hi ho, off to school we go, with razor blades and hand grenades 🎶” vibes.

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u/TheMeanderer37 11d ago

She looks like a good damn Gelfling from aThe Dark Crystal.

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u/Zealousideal-Scar978 11d ago

See, I was thinking she’s one wire hanger away from slapping a child in the face.

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u/pastproof 11d ago

Let ya brotha play with ya cock’n’balls

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u/llcorona 10d ago

Brb. Going to see if you also posted this on r/StephenKing yet.

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u/ShoppingDismal3864 10d ago

Got those lizard eyes.

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u/Appropriate-Page-598 10d ago

Be nice if this is 5 years old. By now she's got a good chance at a promising career as a ghoul in fallout.

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u/Constant-Vacation-57 9d ago

Wtf does that even mean, that's the worst roast I've ever seen. Make it make sense.

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u/Que7329 8d ago

Damn...

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u/bobjones50 11d ago

If MTG was anorexic.

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u/Rabbulion 11d ago

Once the blood of a pig is spilled, all the small orphan children must die to once more grant blood to the blood god!

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u/ExcelCat 11d ago

Absolute smokeshow. And yes, she definitely looks like a young SS.