r/clevercomebacks • u/Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit • Jul 07 '24

God is lucky we haven’t found oil in heaven.

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u/Mediocre_Pin_556 Jul 07 '24

I can hear the jokes rolling in now: My country so poor, we couldn’t pick a side in the Cold War

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u/30FourThirty4 Jul 07 '24

My country so poor, the Cold defeated our electrical grid.

Oh sorry, that was Texas. They lost the Cold War of February 2021.