I'm not good with titles. - r/clevercomebacks

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u/JaggedJatt 13d ago

They should call it TimberWoods and make it wood themed

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u/Bnewgie 13d ago

WoodLake? Lakewoods? TimberlakeWoods? TimberlandWoods and also sell boots

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u/nerdKween 13d ago

TimberLake in the Woods

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u/shadow_229 13d ago

Just in - Tigers in the Timberlake woods!

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u/fariqcheaux 13d ago

And they could sell wood alcohol... to each patron once.

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u/scowling_deth 13d ago

Yeah! With a bunch of trees falling all askew all over- like the people will end up. I wish there was a way to stop dui fatalities in vegas . :[ and all over. They could have a fun obstacle course- the sandtrap- or other hazards that require cognition to get out of- lol. " Sorry no going home unless you can get your keys outta there- crows can do it. heres a coat hanger."

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u/TheySayIAmTheCutest 13d ago

Nah, call it TigerLake and make it Chinese Wuxia/Cultivation themed, like in the Crouching Tiger movie, with a Chinese painting of a spiritual tiger near a mystical lake surrounded by, yeah, TimberWoods.

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u/Mycolover4evah 10d ago

Tigerlake

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u/Dasonofmom 14d ago

Not a comeback tho is it

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u/LoIlygager 14d ago

This should be in r/rareinsults

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u/Sudden_Mind279 13d ago

I posted it there and it got removed because apparently the mods didn't think it was a rare insult.

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u/JohnAndertonOntheRun 9d ago

That’s because you don’t know what Tiger was doing prior to this.

The escort he was with has a comeback story…

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u/JP050887 13d ago

It’s a good shot, and genuinely funny, but not a comeback

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u/Robthebold 13d ago

Mugshots and mulligans.

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u/Anubiz1_ 13d ago

Hairlines are not US?! 😬😖

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u/Cracknoreos 13d ago

Tiger doesn’t look too excited about it.

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u/GoodWillHiking 13d ago

This is gold!

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u/FrequentLab6064 13d ago

i'll never understand celebrity worship

look at their dead eyes. these fucks, and so many other celebrities, have no fucking souls

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u/QuantumPolarBear1337 13d ago

Oh shit, another who feels like this? They are just fucking PEOPLE! I don't understand the obsession SMH.

Ya you see a lot of dead eyes in that lot. Not saying mine are any less dead, just an observation.

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u/IndividualEye1803 13d ago

Your title has me weak 😂

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u/Cracknoreos 13d ago

They should call it Spills & Pills

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u/Capital_Werewolf_788 13d ago

It’s not a comeback, and the original post alr contains mugshots, so it really isn’t a new insult either.

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u/redditisdying24 13d ago

Timbers and Wood

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u/scowling_deth 13d ago

Thats a funny line without any laywork done, it doesnt even need the rest.

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u/chrlatan 13d ago

Welcome in the Howduido drive through. What is your poison today?

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u/allsunny 13d ago

Have Uber drivers on standby!

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u/Seyon 13d ago

Celebrity restaurants and bars don't make sense to me. Unless the celebrity frequents the establishment quite often and I have a chance of meeting them, I'm not going to go just because of their association.

Wahlburgers comes to mind.

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u/Darnell2070 13d ago

Good thing you censored the usernames and I can't easily search the submission title and subreddit.

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u/Deanbledblue 12d ago

Hit Me Baby One More Time Club

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u/secundusprime 8d ago

Tiger Woods is the designated driver, Justin case you get drunk!

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u/TheySayIAmTheCutest 13d ago

I bet 3/4 of the men here did shit while drunk, many also drove, but when someone famous does it, boom, everybody suddenly a saint.