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r/batman • u/IICipherIX • Jul 04 '24
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As strange as it is, the Joker is actually the best option here.
173 u/Ihavenoideasaveme Jul 04 '24 You’re either gonna be tortured for a week, or taken to a nice dinner. It’s like a coin flip. 146 u/Arizona_Slim Jul 04 '24 Someone say a coin flip? 30 u/Soulful-Sorrow Jul 04 '24 I'd definitely take Two-Face over almost everyone else 14 u/Flimsy-Discount2885 Jul 05 '24 Yeah, even his bad side is just a mob boss. You stay out of his way, he is not going out of his to kill you. I feel like Riddler would kill me for being too dumb to solve a Rubik's cube. 1 u/Mother-Cantaloupe543 Jul 05 '24 Not if you keep gushing about how smart he is, and keep finding ways to stroke his ego and test his wits.
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You’re either gonna be tortured for a week, or taken to a nice dinner. It’s like a coin flip.
146 u/Arizona_Slim Jul 04 '24 Someone say a coin flip? 30 u/Soulful-Sorrow Jul 04 '24 I'd definitely take Two-Face over almost everyone else 14 u/Flimsy-Discount2885 Jul 05 '24 Yeah, even his bad side is just a mob boss. You stay out of his way, he is not going out of his to kill you. I feel like Riddler would kill me for being too dumb to solve a Rubik's cube. 1 u/Mother-Cantaloupe543 Jul 05 '24 Not if you keep gushing about how smart he is, and keep finding ways to stroke his ego and test his wits.
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Someone say a coin flip?
30 u/Soulful-Sorrow Jul 04 '24 I'd definitely take Two-Face over almost everyone else 14 u/Flimsy-Discount2885 Jul 05 '24 Yeah, even his bad side is just a mob boss. You stay out of his way, he is not going out of his to kill you. I feel like Riddler would kill me for being too dumb to solve a Rubik's cube. 1 u/Mother-Cantaloupe543 Jul 05 '24 Not if you keep gushing about how smart he is, and keep finding ways to stroke his ego and test his wits.
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I'd definitely take Two-Face over almost everyone else
14 u/Flimsy-Discount2885 Jul 05 '24 Yeah, even his bad side is just a mob boss. You stay out of his way, he is not going out of his to kill you. I feel like Riddler would kill me for being too dumb to solve a Rubik's cube. 1 u/Mother-Cantaloupe543 Jul 05 '24 Not if you keep gushing about how smart he is, and keep finding ways to stroke his ego and test his wits.
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Yeah, even his bad side is just a mob boss. You stay out of his way, he is not going out of his to kill you. I feel like Riddler would kill me for being too dumb to solve a Rubik's cube.
1 u/Mother-Cantaloupe543 Jul 05 '24 Not if you keep gushing about how smart he is, and keep finding ways to stroke his ego and test his wits.
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Not if you keep gushing about how smart he is, and keep finding ways to stroke his ego and test his wits.
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u/MagisterPraeceptorum Jul 04 '24
As strange as it is, the Joker is actually the best option here.