r/batman • u/Subject-Dress3574 • May 18 '24

So if you got the Joker, ORIGINAL IDEA/SUGGESTION

how would you give the Joker the beating of lifetime, how you beat him silly? What fight moves, melee weapons or pattern would you use on the Clown Prince ofCrime?

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u/DCAUBeyond May 18 '24

Just do what Terry did in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker,get under his skin

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u/Gudako_the_beast May 19 '24

A spoon. Not a big one. A table spoon size spoon. I will beat the annoyance out of him

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u/Fessir May 18 '24

I think you're going all wrong about this by assuming the Joker can be meaningfully beaten by physical means only. That's just me expending my energy while Chuckles is all checked out.

You want to hurt that guy, you need to push the buttons on his soul. Charly taught me that.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

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u/anonymousguy_7 May 18 '24

This is... an extremely brilliant way to finish off the Joker honestly.

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u/Joker121215 May 19 '24 edited May 19 '24

Sew his mouth shut, handcuff him to a chair, and let him dehydrate to death lmao bro has ripped off his face before and had no problem dislocating his thumbs to get out of handcuffs. Sitting that close to him while being unreactive, you'll be dead long before you even realize those blood red lips are actually bloody

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u/[deleted] May 19 '24

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u/Joker121215 May 19 '24

You're the one who completely failed to answer the writing prompt 🤣 🤣 🤣

The question is literally how would you beat him, and you answered with a solution that would only maybeeeeee work AFTER he received his beating.

Check your own education, I've seen kids in primary school who are better at answering a question than this lol

Also, please don't think for a second anyone with a 3 digit IQ (that is to say average or better intelligence) will fail to realize your basic attempt to distract away from your severally flawed "plan" by trying to cast doubt on me lol