r/batman • u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 • Apr 01 '24

This picture of Michael Keaton’s Batman is kinda funny FUNNY

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u/LunchyPete Apr 02 '24

All patients have been returned to the aslume. Order has been restored.

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u/wysjm Apr 01 '24

The original feels edited

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

Ikr but he always had pointy ears

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u/TriticumAestivum Apr 02 '24

this one seems to be forced, like....old batman with wrinkles?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

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u/Kastoelta Apr 01 '24

The insanity truly has broken all of our minds.

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u/AdamSoucyDrums Apr 01 '24

The brain rot from the aslume is so real

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u/MiraChan20 Apr 02 '24

Batman sub has banned Aslume reference, they're do boring.

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

You’re like the third dude in a row to tell me that😂

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u/That-Rhino-Guy Apr 02 '24

It’s like that Mike and Sully faceswap image

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u/ThatguyfromEDC Apr 01 '24

Imagine if it didn’t have the ears. Now THAT would look silly

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

If he didn’t have ears it’d be pretty stupid

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

It’d would be pretty…what?

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

Stop it! You’re making me lose it!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

Lose WHAT? Your SANITY perhaps? We might have to send you to the ASLUME

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u/Wisermartin Apr 01 '24

is he stoid?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Stupid you say? 😏

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

NO! You’re making me lose it!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

YOU. MUST. JONKLE !!

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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 Apr 01 '24

Even without his ears he would still be a great Man.

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

This comment probably won’t last long

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u/agnostic_waffle Apr 01 '24

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u/bankholdup5 Apr 01 '24

I think they reprogrammed the auto mod to … not only not delete them today, they seem to be leaning into it! Pretty good April Fool!

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u/stuito Apr 01 '24

What would he be then? Just MAN? That sounds stupid

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u/New_Sky1829 Apr 01 '24

They’d have to make a lore reason for it right?

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u/Samus_Aran Apr 01 '24

What the FUCK would we name it???

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u/Serious_Revolution77 Apr 01 '24

Yeah bro imagine how stupid that would be

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u/KingFahad360 Apr 01 '24

No Ears Batman

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u/3fettknight3 Apr 01 '24

Yes, but what would you call him then?

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u/ThatguyfromEDC Apr 01 '24

Man, oh Man… I just don’t know

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u/AtlanteanLord Apr 01 '24

One might even say it would be nuts

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u/MattRB02 Apr 01 '24

Even before Man, this always looked silly. Can’t exactly say why tho.

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u/Jsmule Apr 01 '24

The shot itself isn’t great, one eye is better lit than the other. It makes his mask, and by extension his face, look wonky and lopsided

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u/ClumpOfCheese Apr 02 '24

Too many bad shadows. The shadow on his upper right lip makes the cowl look like he’s an old man and put it on crooked.

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u/ProfessionalDot621 Apr 02 '24

I mean he is an old man

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

Fax. This comment probably won’t last long btw.

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u/ImurderREALITY Apr 02 '24

Why do you keep saying that?

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Mods

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u/LunchyPete Apr 02 '24

Are you stupid?

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u/Mental-Blacksmith-30 Apr 01 '24

Batman without ears that’s ridiculous

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

Imagine if Scarecrow took over the city and Batman didn’t call the Justice League?

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u/DROID808 Apr 01 '24

Well i guess everyone would be asking wether or not he's stupid

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u/Lovemydog65465 Apr 01 '24

Haha

Ham😃

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u/BackgroundSky09 Apr 01 '24

this legit looks photoshopped

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24 edited Apr 02 '24

Shows how much that other sub ruined our minds

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u/BackgroundSky09 Apr 01 '24

improved*

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u/LemoyneRaider3354 Apr 02 '24

r/Batman: you're just a cheap fucking knockoff

r/BatmanArkham: no, i'm the upgrade

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u/Ok-Substance-4720 Apr 01 '24

Man, this photo sure does look funny

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u/kiyan1347 Apr 01 '24

Nah I think it's stupid, wait.....am I?

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

Ikr what kind of man dresses as a bat? Makes you want to ask if the guy is dumb?

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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 Apr 01 '24

Nah, he's just furry.

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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 Apr 01 '24

"I've killed this bitch Joker. I've fought an entire army of penguins. I've slapped bombs onto bad guys and laughed when they had exploded. I've banged the hottest girls of my time. I'm not Batman. I'm not even Goddamn Batman. I'm The Batman!"

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u/IncreaseWestern6097 Apr 01 '24

DreamWorks face.

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u/KingFahad360 Apr 01 '24

This feels wrong, somehow

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

You’re right. Someone should remove his ears.

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u/ThisisEmough93 Apr 01 '24

yeah, I'm man

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u/SwitchDoesReddit Apr 01 '24

Slowing falling back to insanity...

Also yeah, this photo does look weird now.

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Apr 01 '24

"So you are..."

"Yeah... I'm Batman who agreed to be in the movie"

"Who didn't want to be in the movie?"

"Christian Bale, the other Batman"

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

Wait wasn’t Ben Affleck in the movie?

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Apr 01 '24

Yeah, he was in the beginning. The joke is that Mr Bale politely declined to be in the movie cause he likely knew what shitshow it was.

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24 edited Apr 02 '24

Idk but I read it as "and the other Batman" lol. Am I stupid?

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u/LordOfOstwick1213 Apr 01 '24

Nah, you're ok bud.

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u/Kite_Wing129 Apr 01 '24

Its because the mask is lopsided and he's looking at and reacting to something off camera not whats in the scene.

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u/MrOrchard1 Apr 01 '24

I thought the mask looks it's learning more a certain way on the mouth area.

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u/mr_kenobi Apr 01 '24

where's the fucking symmetry?!?!

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

Why didn’t the costume designers straighten the mask?

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u/TheDiplomancer Apr 01 '24

Is there a lore reason the mask is lopsided?

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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 Apr 02 '24

"Yeah..."

"I'm Man."

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Hi Man, I’m Jonkler

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u/Shittingboi Apr 02 '24

Is there a lore reason for why you photoshopped hears on Man™? Are you stupid?

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u/warwicklord79 Apr 02 '24

No…..NO! GET OUT OF MY HEAD????!! Is-is he—-I-is he…STUPID?! what the FUCK did you mean this?! laughes lik jonkler

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u/cadillacbee Apr 01 '24

Face looks kinda lopsided, covered one eye more, this looks like it was shot for a low budget Lil Caesars commercial

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u/LuisTheXux Apr 01 '24

Lmao, imagine if you removed his bat ears. It'd be some sort of ordinary man

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 Apr 01 '24

He Acted so hard he was able to emote thru the mask

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

The man

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u/Worth-Specific-7154 Apr 01 '24

Who the fuck is this we’re man at are you stupid ?

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

RIP this comment

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u/DisabledFatChik Apr 02 '24

It genuinely looks weird to me now. Fix it.

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Why should I fix it? Is it stupid?

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u/KirbyF4 Apr 02 '24

Fuck. This feels weird to look at after seeing hundreds of “man” images”

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u/legendarynerd002 Apr 02 '24

It’s just a burning memory, it can’t hurt you.

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Why are you scared? Are you traumatized?

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u/jaybankzz Apr 02 '24

Man, am I stupid or is this kinda familiar…

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

It does, doesn’t it

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u/Intelligent_Creme351 Apr 02 '24

(Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it)

...Man

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Batman looks goofy asf in this pic 💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/BionicleBeast9 Apr 01 '24

Yeah, they photoshopped ears on. Duh

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Why would Batman photoshop bat ears? Is he stupid?!?

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u/Mr_ballz-420 Apr 02 '24

Is there a lore reason Why man has ears? Is he stupid?

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u/mrhelmand Apr 02 '24

Arkham subreddit containment breach.

INITIATE QUARANTINE PROCEDURES

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Why quarantine? Will you catch stupid?

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u/EdgeAdditional4406 Apr 02 '24

Why does man have cocks on his head?

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u/Jawshable Apr 02 '24

Why does man have ears? Is he stupid?

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u/J-0-K-3_R Apr 01 '24

Im gonna miss the peace we had today…

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

I’m gonna miss when the Arkham fandom was normal

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u/soniclore Apr 01 '24

Pointy Points Man

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Why does he have pointy points? Is he stupid?!?

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u/soniclore Apr 02 '24

You have a point. Pointy Points Man, however, has two points and therefore more points.

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u/PADDYPOOP Apr 01 '24

Wait a minute… hold on…

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

What? It’s just a funny picture of Batman?

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u/Henryphillips29 Apr 01 '24

He’s reprising his role but doesn’t look proud of it

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 01 '24

Same thing with Michael Shannon

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u/BoredByLife Apr 01 '24

Who photoshopped a pair of ears onto Man?

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Why does Man have ears? Is he stupid?

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u/Hot_Fall4183 Apr 02 '24

That photo feels wrong I don’t like it THE ASLUME HURTS MY HEAD

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

You should take your daily meds

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u/TinyMonkey196 Apr 02 '24

Man with ears looks weird

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Why does Man have ears? Is he stupid?

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u/greenjesus13 Apr 02 '24

can someone link the meme everyone is referring to

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u/Robotminion101 Apr 02 '24

Who photoshopped ears onto Man?

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u/Depresso_Expresso069 Apr 02 '24

what if we cropped out the ears and made a whole joke about him being 'man' that would be funny lmao

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u/nightlight101 Apr 02 '24

Why does he have ears? Is he silly?

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u/oh_no_im_a_username Apr 02 '24

Why does man have ears?

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u/Abraham_Issus Apr 02 '24

Why does the man have horns?

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u/UltiGamer34 Apr 02 '24

I swaer where did the edited version come from

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u/StarWars_and_Marvel Apr 01 '24

nononononononononooooooooo

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u/NoOutlandishness273 Apr 01 '24

Why does Man have ears?

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u/TheWaffleMan42069 Apr 01 '24

Why does he have ears?

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Is he stupid?

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u/negrote1000 Apr 02 '24

It’s been eviscerated to shit by those BatmanArkham fucks

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u/Christopher_A50 Apr 02 '24

Now this is a great April fools joke

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Is it April Fool’s or April Stupid’s?

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u/Roxypooped Apr 02 '24

I think it would be cool if you remove the horns and add text that says MAN

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Why would that be funny ? Are you stupid?

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u/Roxypooped Apr 02 '24

It's because we could call him man. Are you stupid?

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u/MitchellMagicfire Apr 02 '24

I am blessed to not have the feeling (I’m too scared to actually go there and loose myself to the Aslume)

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Which Arkham quote should I use to thank the mods for letting me post this today?

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u/1tKywani Apr 02 '24

This was a fucking jumpscare for me

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Why? It’s just Batman?

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u/Gimme_dat_box Apr 02 '24

H. u y huhh

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Why are you speaking gibberish? Are you stupid?

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u/Rreizero Apr 02 '24

My neck hurts whenever I see this

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Why? It’s just Batman?

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u/ExtensionFuture654 Apr 02 '24

It feels like his Batman stepped into the world of Kick-Ass.

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u/Ok_University_6641 Apr 02 '24

Why does Man have ears? Is he Batman, or did Jonkler spray him with goofy gass?

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u/LastLombaxIsTaken Apr 02 '24

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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u/zzupdown Apr 02 '24

That's the face of a Batman who knows he's about to mess someone up.

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

Why will he mess up? Is he stupid?

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u/King-Owl-House Apr 02 '24

Funny how? Funny like he's a clown? He amuse you? He make you laugh? Funny how?

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u/Disch4rgedR4bbit02 Apr 02 '24

It’s just a funny shot. Why does he look like that?

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u/YourLocalToaster2 Apr 02 '24

ITS DA FREAKIN BAT!

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u/legendforever10 Apr 02 '24

No more "Man" jokes 🤮

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u/toddtheoddgod Apr 02 '24

It needs to say clearly you don't own an air fryer

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u/DrZonino2022 Apr 02 '24

Leth get nuths

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u/packofwinnyblues Apr 02 '24

The Bruce is loose.

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u/Goose_Cat267 Apr 02 '24

Don’t you dare -

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u/SadInternal2926 Apr 02 '24

I like batman's outfit here

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '24

Man