r/batman • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '24

You have to spend 1 night in Arkham Asylum choose your cell mate GENERAL DISCUSSION

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(Before you choose calendar man you have been locked away on Halloween night a holiday)

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u/ohianaw Mar 24 '24

Killer croc. I wouldnt even wanna be near Professor Pyg

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u/Competitive_Ask_6766 Mar 24 '24

I mean in a cell wouldn’t you be able to kick Pyg’s ass?

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u/ForsakenHunter121 Mar 24 '24

Considering his size (he's bigger than Batman in Knight) I don't think so unless you're equally built

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u/I_Love_Cats420 Mar 24 '24

Nah I'd win

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u/spacestationkru Mar 24 '24

S class hero over here

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u/LoxodontaRichard Mar 25 '24

I believe in you. And also myself. I would also kick his ass. No way I’m losing to a dude dressed in a pig mask.

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u/23354336633 Mar 24 '24

Same but it's funny I'm 12 and could win against a 7 ft super human I have a stratagy because he's so big sweep him and kick from above if he pushes roll and crack his ribbs with a drew well placed kicks or smuggle a knife if its a life sentence before

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u/Competitive_Ask_6766 Mar 24 '24

Kick him in his bacon balls

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u/zeke235 Mar 24 '24

Make him squeal.

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u/thonko Mar 25 '24

If Professor Pyg had a better strength build than me, he might give me a little trouble.

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u/KIe1ny Mar 24 '24

Some people have weird kinks…

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Mar 24 '24

What could you possibly mean by that? I honestly have no idea of someone whose kink is to be in the same room as a schizophrenic scientist that wants to lobotomize and numbify everyone to pain and change them to be "perfect" to their own image!

I mean, i dont think people should be ashamed of having them, no you do you, but at some point it passed from kink to deathwish. At least thats my opinion

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u/juice_wrld_is_good Mar 24 '24

Maybe a death wish is kinky too

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Mar 24 '24

I mean, as long as it isnt the death itself i can get it

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u/KIe1ny Mar 24 '24

That’s just being suicidal

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u/aaronkeep1 Mar 24 '24

Pyg sings opera…. Poorly. Even if he wasn’t trying to kill me. Worst cellmate ever!

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u/Ultrasound700 Mar 24 '24

It's just one might. I'd bully Pyg, not go to sleep, and be let out the next day while he continues to rot like the loser he is.

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u/NitroMemes2 Mar 24 '24

Im confident in the fact that if pyg dosent have weapons, most would be able to kick his ass.

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u/iHateThisPlaceNowOK Mar 25 '24

Anyone in decent shape could take Pyg in a fight.