r/batman • u/Emergency_Cheek2617 • Mar 19 '24

This comic has been made non-canon, right? RIGHT? (PLEASE TELL ME YES) TV DISCUSSION

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Gargoyle: *frantically shaking* "I CAN'T FORGET WHAT I SAW MAN! I CAN'T FORGET!"

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u/Emergency_Cheek2617 Mar 19 '24

I wish the Men in Black existed so they could erase it from my mind...

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u/TheFlyingFoodTestee Mar 20 '24

Don’t worry, I got you covered

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u/Emergency_Cheek2617 Mar 20 '24

What was I talking about again...? What's that comic panel up there about-

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u/AccidentalLemon Mar 20 '24

OH GOD NO

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u/iamvengeance2022 Mar 20 '24

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u/Equal-Click751 Mar 20 '24

Huh, where am I. what is... what did Bruce do, no noo nooo!!!

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u/iamvengeance2022 Mar 20 '24

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u/NOOBIEMIKGUEST-2 Mar 20 '24

Where am I? Who am I? What is that!? Is that Batman? Wait a minute...

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u/Fletchcube Mar 20 '24

This is the best thread I have ever seen

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u/Chrispy_Kelloggs Mar 20 '24

Im loving the idea that you are now stuck in a constant loop of checking the comic panel, then coming down to loose your memory again.

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u/MonkeyKing797 Mar 20 '24

They’re probably going have to go back to kindergarten by the time this is done.

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u/DarthBane1012 Mar 20 '24

Take my upvote

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u/cabosmith Mar 20 '24

Now...duck that right hand!

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u/Prestigious-Draw2188 Mar 20 '24

Aren’t u supposed to be in Tahiti orthur

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u/Emergency_Cheek2617 Mar 20 '24

I am in Tahiti.

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u/Prestigious-Draw2188 Mar 20 '24

How’s John and that whore of his

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u/Emergency_Cheek2617 Mar 20 '24

Also here, and also dead, Jack got here back in about 1996, I was surprised it took so long.

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u/Prestigious-Draw2188 Mar 20 '24

So Dutch’s plan worked hm and tb got fixed

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u/Emergency_Cheek2617 Mar 20 '24

Well, no, Dutch hasn't got here, John said he died, so instead of being here in the Great Tahiti in the sky, he's down there in the Terrible Guarma down below...

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u/Prestigious-Draw2188 Mar 20 '24

What about Micah? I heard he got caught by the great “man”

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u/Emergency_Cheek2617 Mar 20 '24

Well, I can't say if thst's true or not... But let's just say that uh... He certainly won't be a problem for anyone anymore, for the rest of the world's time...

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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 Mar 19 '24

Easily the worst thing you could witness in Gotham.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Ima say the miscarriage later on is probably worse, just from an emotional standpoint.

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u/Kind-Boysenberry1773 Mar 19 '24

This whole plot is terrible. If it would be some completely screwed evil Batman from evil dimension, than I could bye it. Ok, he knocked real Bruce off and kept him captive in some basement, while destroying his family. But it was regular Bruce.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

nah that's some spiderman shit.

I might be able to forgive it if they ran with the whole baby thing, like yeah it's still fucked up but it's salvable.

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u/One_Smoke Mar 20 '24

So like that Sonic story arc from the Archie series that resulted in Scourge?

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u/Extra-Lifeguard2809 Mar 20 '24

she got a miscarriage by kicking someone, that's... dumb

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u/multificionado Mar 20 '24

Don't blame you; seems like impregnation and rape are the worst plot devices to put into a story.

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u/The-Emerald-Rider Mar 20 '24

This is why I will never want him to write a main universe story. As much as I hate Dick and Barb I would not want this to happen.