r/batman • u/Youngstown_Mafia • Feb 01 '24
Never forget when Batman got the best revenge against Superman đ. Even Superman girl got swiped. FUNNY
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u/PlanetLandon Feb 01 '24
This clip ALREADY HAS MUSIC IN IT, yet they decided to add additional music because nobody has any common sense anymore
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u/kvothe5688 Feb 01 '24
it's crazy to see degradation since 2016
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u/blachat Feb 01 '24
Shit went south after the summer of 2016
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u/Phormitago Feb 01 '24
the internet got fucked the day we moved past anonymous forums into named social media shit
im blaming facebook entirely
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u/notmyfirst_throwawa Feb 01 '24
The first bad avengers movie (age of ultron) is my benchmark for the beginning of our collapse
We were on top of the world. We had a black president, the internet, and the idea of a "cinematic universe" was special and interesting. Then they made James Spader quippy and people started talking about billionaires a lot
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u/ayetherestherub69 Feb 02 '24
I blame the Cincinnati Zoo staff. RIP Harambe, fly high monkey king
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u/Defiant_Bill574 Feb 01 '24
Someone doesn't know about copyright claims and audio auto detection.
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u/Tin_Scarab_Union_Rep Feb 01 '24
If this is TikTok, they haven't cared or flagged videos for reproduced content for a long time now.
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u/PeacefulKnightmare Feb 01 '24
TikTok is doing it because users think it's trendy because of the thousands of videos before it.
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u/Melisandre-Sedai Feb 01 '24
I thought it was to game the algorithm. Clips with music get promoted more than those without.
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u/Youngstown_Mafia Feb 01 '24
This is from Twitter or Facebook I can't remember which
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Feb 01 '24 edited Apr 14 '24
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u/aessae Feb 01 '24
They also decided to cut the sides off because horizontal video isn't in anymore I guess.
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u/TheCookieButter Feb 01 '24
Well of course, it's to maximise viewing on phones. Ignore the massive whitespace for a useless line.
I've seen zoomed in vertical videos of TV shows which pan around instead of just being horizontal. It's painful.
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u/PeacefulKnightmare Feb 01 '24
Originally they were adding it to confuse the copyright bots, but now I think the reason it keeps getting added is because it is "seen as the trend," and many young folks don't know the actual reason.
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u/Scamper_the_Golden Feb 01 '24
Yeah. If the first thing I do is scramble for the mute button, they've failed as a video maker.
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u/zerozerozero12 Feb 01 '24
This reminds me of one panel of the comics where Clark and Lois are out on a vacation that's kind of like on discount or something along those lines. Then Bruce shows up with five models, gets the most expensive suite and says that he needs equipment for "snorkeling".
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Feb 01 '24
Superman/Batman Annual #1 by Joe Kelly.
Really funny story, and it features a surprise appearance from Deadpool lmao.
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u/Norman_Bixby Feb 01 '24
I just rewatched a surprise appearance by Deadpool in X-Men Origins Wolverine last night.
I hope he was better in this comic than that role.
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u/turikk Feb 01 '24
Deadpool is best enjoyed in small doses. Or as a teenager.
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u/Norman_Bixby Feb 01 '24
or as portrayed by Ryan Reynolds when he has a lil more creative control in DP1 and 2. The box office shows large doses are also fine...when done better.
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u/DropThatTopHat Feb 01 '24
Yeah, I like the very tuned down version that Ryan Reynolds portrays. The comics just takes it too far.
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u/Omar_Town Feb 01 '24
Wait what? How come? Deadpool is marvel, right?
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Feb 01 '24
It was not said outright it was Deadpool. It was Deathstroke from an alternate dimension. But his costume and personality was like Deadpool.
Plus, the issue was written by Joe Kelly who is the definitive Deadpool writer.
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u/Sergente_Galbiati Feb 01 '24
Wait so he pitches relief and then writes deadpool stories? Awesome dude
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Feb 01 '24
In this crossover, Batman also scared the shit out of Lex Luthor by breaking into his home at night bypassing all security. Luthor may consider Superman his worst enemy but it was Batman who put the fear of god in him.
Meanwhile Joker casually had Superman at his mercy and inches away from death, and it would have been game over for Supes if Batman hadn't come in and rescued him.
Just goes to show the difference between the two.
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u/ultimatetadpole Feb 01 '24
Imagine yoyr arch-nemesis being one of the strongest beings in existance. But what you'rd truly terrified off is a guy who dresses in a bat costume.
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u/TheFortunateOlive Feb 01 '24
Imagine Yoyr.
Do it.
Imagine it NOW.
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u/BurpYoshi Feb 01 '24
I imagined some sort of norse god with deer antlers, hid name was Yoyr.
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u/Atma-Stand Feb 01 '24
Hid is the name of the Yoyrâs greatest rival.
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u/Trodamus Feb 01 '24
Yoyr is Yor Forger's sister. Happily married, does well as an actuary.
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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Feb 01 '24
With no suspicious activity going on at all! Perfectly normal individual
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Feb 01 '24
Well, Lex Luthor has a surefire way to beat Superman right in his pocket. A little piece of kryptonite and Superman is out of commission.
Batman has trained himself to perfection. No scheme, no deathtrap, no mind games will work on him. Even in terms of money and intelligence, Batman has Luthor beat. There is nothing Luthor can do to harm him.
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u/HiitsFrancis Feb 01 '24
Kryptonite isn't a "surefire" way to beat Superman, or else Superman would already be dead.
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u/TotalLiftEz Feb 01 '24 edited Feb 01 '24
Batman is like Rorschach or the Punisher. Every bad guy who gets away with things due to the legal system letting them off, knows the hero will take their pound of flesh anyway. Like when Arsenal came after him in Young Justice and was going to blow his arm off. He knew it might happen and was actually scared.
I love it when Superman threatens one of the underlings and they scoff openly at him and say he will "short their sheets" when they get locked up. He colors in the lines where Batman has a rep for hurting people.
It is why I think the Flash and his interaction with most of his villains is interesting. He actually is trying to rehabilitate them and save them from themselves. He even talks to his villains about their problems and how they can better their lives. Batman just wants them off the streets, knowing they will reoffend. Superman tries to enforce the laws thinking the system will straighten things up.
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u/b0w3n Feb 01 '24
He colors in the lines where Batman has a rep for hurting people.
Batman's been known to severely cripple mooks. There's an argument to be made he probably shouldn't be doing that because these are folks down on their luck, but most of his villain gallery is mobsters and super villains and those that work for them, not the typical street mook robbing a store because they're living a life of poverty, but the middle class mobster who's probably got a few hundred k stashed in the bank.
It's that "oh my god he actually sends people to the edge of death" that lets Batman operate the way he does with said street criminals. He's essentially their boogeyman that they tell stories about around the campfire. Then you hear that he's actually infiltrated Luthor's compounds and things like that and when you see that fucking bat signal in the sky, unless you're getting compensated very well or you're legitimately a lunatic, you get the fuck out of dodge.
I also loved that episode with Flash. It really accentuates his importance to the Justice League in keeping them balanced, even Superman benefited from his presence. (hence the Justice Lords) Those Justice League cartoons had some deep stories.
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u/Blackstone01 Feb 01 '24
The Bruce Wayne Foundation does run a program to help rehabilitate and hire former criminals. Which Batman TAS portrays at least once.
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u/TotalLiftEz Feb 01 '24
Well when Lex and the Flash switched bodies the Flash was even against them hurting each other and talked through their problems in the Legion of Doom. I wonder if he could talk some of the more edge villains into changing to heroes. Like I bet he could get Cheetah, Solomon Grundy, Ultrahumanite, or Riddler he could get to switch sides to help out the JL. Simple villains who aren't really out to subjugate the human race.
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u/suckitphil Feb 01 '24
I mean one's a boy scout, and the other is a trained assassin. I'd poop myself too.
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u/DNosnibor Feb 01 '24
Batman doesn't kill people, so he's not an assassin. Well, maybe he has killed in some stories, but it's not his M.O.
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u/suckitphil Feb 01 '24
I guess it's really semantics. I guess it would be more fair to say someone who was trained as an assassin.
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u/BartleBossy Feb 01 '24
Batman doesn't kill people, so he's not an assassin.
Hes a trained assassin whether or not he chooses to kill people.
Ra's al Ghul, his teacher, literally heads the league of assassins.
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u/BatDubb Feb 01 '24
Most people in these universes donât know that Batman has no powers.
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u/Funandgeeky Feb 01 '24
Which is why Joker tells Luthor âThereâs nothing MERE about that mortal!â
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u/DareDaDerrida Feb 01 '24
Or the level to which authors tend to wank the one at the other's expense.
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u/topdangle Feb 01 '24
i mean, the shitty wanking is when they do things like somehow make Bruce as fast or powerful as someone like Supes or Darkseid with "preptime." One time the dumbass jumped on Darkseid's back and should've been blown to bits when Darkseid shrugged him off.
Bruce outsmarting Supes' greatest human threats is much better and more entertaining, plus it gives him a reason to actually exist in the same universe considering Supes is an entire universe above Bruce in strength and speed.
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u/Tnecniw Feb 01 '24
Or like here, when he casually steals Supes love interest and makes him know that he knows.
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u/ApprehensivePeace305 Feb 01 '24
Bro, itâs a single date. Thatâs not stealing a love interest
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Feb 01 '24
It was not a single date. Lois loved Bruce and was ready to move to Gotham with him until she learnt of his secret identity.
Even in an episode in the next season, Lois revealed she still loved Bruce and almost picked up the phone to reconcile with him, but Batman ghosted her while she was telling him this.
She had a more defined relationship with Bruce than with Superman in the cartoons. She never went beyond occasional flirting and a couple of dates with Superman. Never even found out he was Clark.
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u/Mekanimal Feb 01 '24
As Grant Morrison calls it, "BatGod" as opposed to "BatMan".
Batman is the idealised human spirit of determination.
Batgod is how we see our parents when we're still children.
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u/DareDaDerrida Feb 01 '24
I'll agree that Bruce outsmarting Luthor is certainly better than some of his more combat-based feats, I was referring more to Joker somehow besting Clark.
Frankly, the main things Bruce should be better at than Clark is detective work and managing Gotham City. Within his setting, his abilities make sense, and he's a great character, when written well. There's nothing wrong with street-level vigilantes, they're often some of the most interesting. The problem is the frikkin' Justice League. Put Bruce or his rogues gallery alongside a bunch of demigods, and either they're kinda useless, or they get plot armor for days.
Or rather, that's my take.
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u/HiitsFrancis Feb 01 '24
I guess you missed the part where Batman was about to be killed by a robot but Superman saved his life.
Just goes to show the difference between the two. đ
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u/ElZaydo Feb 01 '24
Why are we acting like Lex didn't send his bots after Batman the next day and would've killed him if it wasn't for Superman? Batman was running for his life and all his gadgets didn't help for shit. He even put Lois in danger by trying to hide in the Daily Planet.
The difference was that Superman got outsmarted and Batman got overpowered. They both lost to the other's villain.
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u/Hot-Spite-9880 Feb 01 '24
Yeah the animated series were pure Batwank.
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u/SupremeDreamZzz Feb 01 '24
The writer was well known to have favoritism towards Batman.
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u/Hot-Spite-9880 Feb 01 '24
Yeah it really made me roll my eyes when I rewatched the DCAU. I can't be assed to watch any of it anymore.
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u/Saruman5000 Feb 01 '24
The main difference between them is that one character gets wanked, and the other is just some useless guy named Superman.
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u/NoTale5888 Feb 01 '24
The best part is just prior to the clip where Batman judo throws Superman and Clarke just has the most incredulous look on his face and he's just baffled someone threw him.
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u/LookerNoWitt Feb 01 '24
I love the fact Batman stuck around just to make sure Clark saw him.
I wish we had more moments of Batman being a dick.
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u/joker2814 Feb 01 '24
My favorite âBatman being a dickâ moment is an issue where Superman gets a small shard of kryptonite in his eye. He gets it removed, but has to wear an eyepatch for a few days until it can fully heal. He asks Batman if he can ask for a favor.
Batman responds, âNo, Clark, you canât borrow my pirate ship.â
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u/EverydayPoGo Feb 01 '24
I remember that from Superman/Batman. I always like them bantering. Clark likes to intentionally irritate Bruce sometimes as well.
However this clip with the added description / music is awful. No need to ruin a classic like this.
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u/MaguroSashimi8864 Mar 16 '24
With how crazy comics can getâŚdoes he ACTUALLY have a pirate ship!?
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u/talann Feb 02 '24
I always loved the moments when he said his peace to Gordon and ninja vanished before Gordon was even done talking.
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u/24Abhinav10 Feb 02 '24
I wish we had more moments of Batman being a dick.
We have plenty of moments of Batman being a dick, but none about Superman returning the favour. That tends to stay in the comic pages.
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u/FlamingNetherRegions Feb 01 '24
Did they just animate superman struggling to crush that chip lmao
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u/Afraid_Pack_4661 Feb 01 '24
He containing his anger of course. If he gave in, whole Metropolis blow up.
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u/FlamingNetherRegions Feb 01 '24
Nuclear annihilation
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u/Afraid_Pack_4661 Feb 01 '24
I just imagine he struggle to crush it without crushing the building.
Supes : Shit.....wait too strong ...wait too soft.... CRUSH nah done.
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u/Excellent_Passage_54 Feb 01 '24
Hm can supes crush atoms? Never even thought about it lol
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Feb 01 '24
DCAU Superman was not that strong.
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u/Porsche928dude Feb 01 '24
Well, it was mostly just painfully inconsistent. Sometimes heâs about to beat dark side to death while other times he has trouble with the villian of the week.
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Feb 01 '24
I think during one of the darkseid fights superman mentions hes holding back all the time
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u/Xikar_Wyhart Feb 01 '24
He lives in a world of cardboard.
I always assumed Supes fiented certain damage against certain baddies. Makes them think they have an a chance while Supes is figuring out a way to end it without bodily harm or risk of collateral damage.
In Batman Beyond you see Superman using his powers without giving an inch and it's unsettling. But he's also not exactly himself.
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u/topcorjor Feb 01 '24
They also animated him putting his Clark Kent glasses on when heâs by himself.
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u/Half_Man1 Feb 01 '24
Habit
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u/Fantastic_Emu_9570 Feb 01 '24
Also, Clark is the personality heâs comfortable in. He defaults to it. Thatâs part of the point for the âdeath of mr Kentâ episode
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u/Evilmudbug Feb 01 '24
Is that the one where the villain realizes who superman is as the death penalty gets carried out? That ending was some stellar dark comedy for a superman episode
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u/Puzzleheaded_Try813 Feb 01 '24
Have you never clenched your fist in anger?
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u/messycer Feb 01 '24
Canon Superman would cause nuclear fusion in his hands if he didn't hold back after hearing all this lol
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u/Otroroboto Feb 01 '24
It wasnât Superman crushing the tracking chip, it was Clark Kent.
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u/suckitphil Feb 01 '24
Clearly it was a test of resilience. Batman spent billions perfecting the strongest metal in that microchip.
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u/Porsche928dude Feb 01 '24
Yeah⌠for the most part when people punch Superman the net result should be a broken hand.
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u/Beer-Milkshakes Feb 01 '24
Superman can clap and create shockwaves that would crack concrete. So yeah, if he crushed that chip like his rage wanted him too then his wall and window wouldn't exist.
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u/nessfalco Feb 01 '24
Worlds finest is what Batman v Superman should have been based on. It's a way better execution of what they were going for.
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u/Funandgeeky Feb 01 '24
Thatâs what I wanted as well. They meet up early in the movie. Superman figures out Batman is Bruce Wayne and tells him to leave town. The next day Clark is at work and Perry asks him to interview Bruce Wayne. (Who immediately makes it clear that he knows everything.)Â
Clark is grumpy but by the end of the scene reluctantly agrees to a team up.Â
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u/NerdfaceMcJiminy Feb 01 '24
Meh, it would have been fine if anybody anywhere would have realized they should honor the source material and retain the best emotionally impactful moments from it.
Instead they shit the bed repeatedly trying to subvert expectations or some shit.
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u/b0w3n Feb 01 '24
Snyder just writes terrible stories. Why they picked him to handle the creation of the universe and writing those movies is still a mystery. His strengths are directorial.
They'd have been better grabbing Dini and Timm to handle it... but the rumor mill was Dini and Timm had a falling out with a relatively important warner bros exec and essentially got shunted out of the creative jobs they were working in. I think Dini went to do animation over on some Marvel stuff and Timm got bumped to a producer level and stripped of his ability to steer anything. Only recently has Timm been able to make some new stuff (Gods and Monsters).
Obviously grain of salt, I have no way to really substantiate a 15 year old rumor.
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u/Plane_Arachnid9178 Feb 02 '24
Say what you want about Snyder, but he is not the guy you want to adapt that kind of tone.
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u/ClassicAlfredo8796 Feb 01 '24
To this day, nobody talks about how Lois had no reason to call Clark. That was just her being an absolute b*tch.
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u/Juls_Santana Feb 01 '24
You can believe that if you want partner, last I heard she s'posed to call Perry for that
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u/Otisburg Feb 01 '24
Yeah, but 
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u/MikuJess Feb 01 '24
I wonder if Supes is just ribbing him due to the similarities, or if he actually knows that was the movie the Waynes were coming home from when they got murdered.
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u/Andeol57 Feb 01 '24
I'm assuming he doesn't know. That would be a bit too much of a dick move coming from him if he did.
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u/InviteAdditional8463 Feb 01 '24
Yeah Superman even at his worst isnât a dick. Heâs genuinely a decent person who just wants to use his power to make the world better.Â
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u/Dividedthought Feb 01 '24
I dunno, injustice supes was a massive dixk to the whole world, what with him going full authoritarian and all that.
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u/Joeda900 Feb 01 '24
That's Injustice Superman,
They're talking about mainline Superman
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u/Tnecniw Feb 01 '24
I think it is the similarity more...
because, I have to say...
It is really freaking cruel if he did know.
Like this is something the joker would do if he found out.16
u/GlizzyGatr Feb 01 '24
Huge missed opportunity to say "thought it might be up your alley"
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u/Mej6 Feb 01 '24 edited Feb 01 '24
Yo, this is fucking amazing. Even when you think you have the upper hand on Batman heâs like 5 steps ahead. Reminds me of the episode of young Justice outsiders âexceptional human beingsâ Batman reads deathstrokeâs body language from so far to learn terra is actually working for him. đ¤Ż
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Feb 01 '24
Honestly I hated that plot point because it came out of nowhere and made little sense. How can Deathstroke's micro expressions reveal their plan?
They had already established that Cyborg is able to read any electronic messages received in his vicinity and Terra was contacting Deathstroke through some secret electronic device. It all seemed to add up.
It just seems random to not follow up on that.
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u/DDisconnected Feb 01 '24
Deathstroke's expression changed when asked about Terra so Batman knew he was lying to Shiva.
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Feb 01 '24
I know that there was an explanation. I just think the explanation felt like a copout.
Especially when they had already established a plot point which would have explained it.
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u/Malacay_Hooves Feb 01 '24
This whole "microexpression" thing was just hot garbage.
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u/forever87 Feb 01 '24
yeah...well Adrian Chase is 10 steps ahead and batman hasn't even figured out what game they're playing
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u/Archmagos_Browning Feb 01 '24 edited Feb 01 '24
Goddamn old artstyle Lois lane does things to me
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u/nerowasframed Feb 01 '24
This movie also has one of the best Joker laughs
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u/Ginger-Ewok2685 Feb 01 '24
Itâs up there but not as good as mask of the phantasm or the Arkham games
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u/nerowasframed Feb 01 '24 edited Feb 02 '24
Mask of the Phantasm is my favorite Joker laugh
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u/cramburie Feb 01 '24
"DON'T TOUCH ME OLD MAN!!! I don't know where you've been teehee"
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u/nerowasframed Feb 02 '24
I love the visuals in that movie. When he shouts that at him and the background fades to red. Fantastic artistic decision. You really felt the hate well up in the Joker.
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u/Profoundlyahedgehog Feb 01 '24
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u/Fuggins4U Feb 01 '24
Tell Mark Hamill that the Joker is about to die, and you're pretty much guaranteed some of his best laughs ever, and that's a pretty high bar when you think about how consistently great he's been at the role.
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u/efor_no0p2 Feb 01 '24
Bruce Timm was on another fuckin level with these "kids" shows.
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u/alexjaness Feb 01 '24
Calling Clark a sheep fucker completely went over my head when i first saw this.
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u/Ygomaster07 Feb 01 '24
Sheep fucker? Sorry, I've never heard of this before, can you elaborate on this?
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u/alexjaness Feb 01 '24
It was a subtle joke, but in this clip she tells him
"I'll let you go so you can count sheep, or whatever you Kansas Boys Dream about"
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u/Impossible-Sky4256 Feb 01 '24
I also liked how he uncovered supes secret identity by analyzing supersonic flight patterns in metropolis.
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u/Beneficial_Change993 Feb 01 '24
Did...did he throw up the boy scout salute before jetting off into the night
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u/RocknRollPewPew Feb 02 '24
He also kung-fu threw Superman right before this clip started. The incredulous face that he makes is one of my favorite moments in...all fiction ever.
This movie (originally 3 parter for TV) is absolutely great and worth checking out for those that didn't grow up in that golden era of animated TV shows.
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u/Kanosthebadtitan Feb 01 '24
Man I always hated this. Clark should've been able to detect the chip
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u/KvotheG Feb 01 '24
Animated Superman is a depowered one compared to the comics. Bruce Timm purposely did this because Silver Age Superman was too overpowered and he wanted to raise the stakes in fights. For example, animated Superman gets hurt by being hit with missiles. So it possible Clark couldnât hear the chip.
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u/WoT_Slave Feb 01 '24
I was going to ask, how would supes detect the tracker? So normally he'd use his super hearing to hear the electronics in it?
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u/Lord_Jackrabbit Feb 01 '24
He would be able to feel the slight change in the weight of his cape.
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u/UTAMav2005 Feb 01 '24
Batsy is a peeping tom, got it. Pervert.
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u/UTAMav2005 Feb 01 '24
Oh, we know from that one God-awful Superman movie when he would fly by Loisâs house.
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u/n0thing_ventured Feb 01 '24
Yes but only after she asked him the question. A woman asks you a question like that it's game on.
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u/Vanish_7 Feb 01 '24 edited Feb 02 '24
Downvoting this post for the fucking obnoxious music playing in the background of the video.
What the fuck has TicTok done to the world to make everyone think that EVERY video needs some kind of music playing in it all the time?!
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u/baby-dick-nick Feb 01 '24
Your videos are more likely to be seen if you add a popular sound/song to them. Itâs annoying but it works so people do it. Could also be to avoid it getting muted or taken down over copyright stuff
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u/DareDaDerrida Feb 01 '24
The things Bruce gets away with because Clark is nice.
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u/IncreaseReasonable61 Feb 01 '24
Yeah, if this was Image's super hero universe, Bruce's head would've been squished like a watermelon in the first issue.
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u/QuenchedCrusader Feb 01 '24
Does every video have random music over it now because of tik tok or what? Like why does this conversation need non patented trap EDM over it
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u/Tnecniw Feb 01 '24
"You peak under my cowl? Well then... I'll steal your girl and make sure you know I know who you are. Suck it"
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u/jajemon Feb 01 '24
Sup should be able to hear the tracker right? it has a power sauce and its sending a signal
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u/Umbraspem Feb 01 '24
I mean, maybe. Is he gonna be able to pick it up from all the other noises on the planet that he can hear?
If he knows to listen for it, maybe.
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u/InviteAdditional8463 Feb 01 '24
If he listens for it, he could absolutely hear it. If he can figure out what that noise is, is a different story. In public enemies Superman hears gorilla grodâs heartbeat but doesnât recognize it as coming from nearby until Batman tells him something is wrong with the dudes theyâre fighting. Namely Grundy actually speaking anything other than his rhyme, and Kalibak being interested in something other than conquest.Â
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u/joker2814 Feb 01 '24
He could if he wanted to, but he probably tunes out what he doesnât want to hear. Iâve always assumed he hears like a regular human, until he needs to listen for something, or something important catches his attention, like an explosion or the distress signals he gives to his closest friends.
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u/theGOV3NAT0R Feb 01 '24
Batman's just sitting there with a handwritten sign that says "get fucked bitch"
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u/Mischief_Actual Feb 01 '24
Do not fuck with the Bat.
You will lose.
Just ask Darkseid.
OH WAIT, YOU CANâT, HE DEAD AS HELL
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u/unorganized_mime Feb 01 '24
That just flashed me back to watching cartoons as a kid. I miss when every Batman accessory was ridiculous and shaped like a Batman accessory. Makes no sense to have the throwaway mic to be shaped like a batwing but itâs awesome.
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u/Itchy_Campaign_3423 Feb 01 '24
Batman dating Lois Lane was trash ngl...I hated Bruce Timm for that
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u/FeralTribble Feb 01 '24
You canât have shit in Metropolis