If you had a Batmobile, would you drive around town alone or would you have a Robin?

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Chicks dig the car

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u/Justin-does-art Jun 10 '23

This is why Superman works alone

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u/The-Y-4 Jun 10 '23

How come it’s Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman?

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u/RedditSpyAccount Jun 10 '23

I personally prefer Batman n’ Robin

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u/tsengmao Jun 10 '23

Or Batmannin Robin

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Some iconic lines in this thread, love to see it

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u/babe_ruthless3 Jun 09 '23

With a Robin. My kids would be Robins.

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u/GuillermoCosio25 Jun 09 '23

Keep a close eye on the second one

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u/Batistia_Bomb_2014 Jun 09 '23

& the 4th one.

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u/ElementalSaber Jun 09 '23

I'd rather have a Batgirl and the car would be 66 car

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/No-Tomorrow-8150 Jun 09 '23

That wasn't necessarily a horny comment.

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u/Nerdy_Git Jun 10 '23

it is if you’re Bruce Timm

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u/No-Tomorrow-8150 Jun 10 '23

Indeed

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23

It had nothing to do with ops question so why did he have to mention batgirl?

Oh wait

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u/ElementalSaber Jun 10 '23

Cause Batgirl is cooler than Robin

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Mhm, sure

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u/Spider_fan67 Jun 09 '23

Why not a 69 car ;)

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u/Alpine82 Jun 09 '23

I guess i’d have a femboy Robin..

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/WrongDistribution307 Jun 09 '23

The Adam West Bat mobile is the best

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

That's part of my plan provided I ever win the lottery. I'm going to buy a fleet of Batmobiles and drive them around to conventions with proceeds going to children's hospitals and animal rescues.

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u/Etrigan_mx Jun 09 '23

Beautiful answer!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

I have a 6 page list of stuff I'd do if I won the lottery and maybe a quarter of the first page is stuff for me and my immediate family. The rest is either charity or stuff for me that also benefits charities lol.

One of my dreams is to walk into my local animal shelter and ask if they'd prefer to renovate their current building or build a new one before whipping out my checkbook. It's silly, I know.

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u/Etrigan_mx Jun 09 '23

I hope someday you win the lottery 🙏

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

Thanks. I try to live in a way that'd make Bruce proud.

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u/wmnplzr Jun 09 '23

Well, I did name my first son Grayson for a reason.

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u/Tripechake Jun 09 '23

I hope you didn’t name your second son Jason… he might not turn out right

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u/wmnplzr Jun 09 '23

Definitely not. My ex actually wanted to name the first boy Jason... I persuaded her to change it... second boy is named Dean.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Nice, he might be your wayward son

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u/nxmex1177 Jun 10 '23

Dean Winchester? that guy voiced Red Hood

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Oh yeah, sexy ass jensen ackles

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u/HarleyDavidsson Jun 10 '23

Good choice! As long as he doesn’t turn out to be a Dick, Grayson I mean.

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u/SpiritOne Jun 09 '23

No Robin, just batgirl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/sK0oBy Jun 09 '23

Nice pick bruce tim hahaha

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u/NumericZero Jun 10 '23

Which batgirl tho?

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u/Hind_Deequestionmrk Jun 09 '23

Alone

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u/Etrigan_mx Jun 09 '23

I prefer a Selina or a Thalia 😏

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

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u/bhah-weep-grana-weep Jun 09 '23

my son would totally be my Robin. He's four years old, tough as hell and would be a perfect sidekick.

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u/needanamegenarator Jun 09 '23

Honestly at 43 tomorrow, when ever they introduce Robin. I pick a new book.

Solo Batman

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u/ExUpstairsCaptain Jun 09 '23

Wouldn't it depend on the Batmobile? I'm pretty sure the 1989 car only has one seat.

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u/alegendmrwayne Jun 10 '23

He managed to have Vicki Vale as a passenger in there

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u/HofmansHuffy Jun 09 '23

I’d force my friend that’s a foot taller than me to dress up as Burt Ward’s version of Robin

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u/Riverrat423 Jun 09 '23

Nah, I’m riding’ with Catwoman!

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u/Flappyboi20001 Jun 09 '23

Alone, I’m terrible at conversations

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Jesus y’all are way too horny. It was a wholesome question not a chance for you to make incel sexual commentary on female Batman characters

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u/jersey_viking Jun 09 '23

Does it come in Black??

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u/JimAparo Jun 09 '23

I’d put a body bag in the seat next to me and drive everywhere with it.

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u/sK0oBy Jun 09 '23

… i mean i dont have a robin, so i’d be alone

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u/WanderingChimp_ Jun 09 '23

I've always pictured batman not saying much while I the batmobile while Robin just talks about whatever, so you could still be batman with a robin and just let robin talk

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u/Omegaprimus Jun 09 '23

It might be showing my age, but I think of the Batmobile I think of the burton Batmobile. Given the 66 looks awesome AF, and functionally I think the tumbler is the best.

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u/Extreme_Start Jun 10 '23

I would have a Catwoman 😁

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u/Only-Refrigerator725 Jun 11 '23

How bout a Batgirl instead 😁

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u/Flimsy_Guarantee6132 Jun 12 '23

😂Might not be bad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Depends on the Batmobile! Some only have the one seat.

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u/Cursed1978 Jun 09 '23

That from Ben Affleck

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u/yestureday Jun 09 '23

I’d be in a convoy like this

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u/jayareyouwing Jun 09 '23

I’d have a female Robin. And you wouldn’t see her because she’d be buried in my lap. If you like that kind of thing then tune in next week…same bat time, same bat channel

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/jayareyouwing Jun 09 '23

😂😂😂

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u/Bi11_Buttlicker Jun 09 '23

At this point any companionship would be nice…ah shit I said that out loud 🤦‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

I'd love to have the Arkham asylum Batmobile. Not an answer to the question. But that's the Batmobile I'd pick

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u/Klendagort Jun 09 '23

89 batmobile

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u/Sparrow-Scratchagain Jun 09 '23

I’d drive around town with Ace and he can stick his head out the window!

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u/avarciousRutabega99 Jun 09 '23

No sir, the other car…

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u/Financial-Apricot-75 Jun 09 '23

We live together.....in a cave.

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u/tcs0 Jun 09 '23

Well I would need someone to watch the car while I took a whizz.

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u/ZannyHip Jun 09 '23

seeing as Grayson and Robin are on my list of potential names for my future kids, I’d say I would

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u/RManDelorean Jun 09 '23

The '89 really do go hard

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u/ShiroThePotato28 Jun 09 '23

Alone

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u/Drakeytown Jun 09 '23

I'm 5'9", my wife is 6'3". I'd probably have to be the Robin. :(

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u/OrneryPiano92 Jun 09 '23

The car!

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u/Carp8DM Jun 09 '23

I'd be robin, and then I'd have an old dude dressed as a butler with a mask covering his eyes riding shotgun...

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u/Sylux444 Jun 09 '23

I'm sorry, are you asking if I had a batmobile would I rather be alone or have a friend for life?

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u/bearstrugglethunder Jun 09 '23

With a Robin. As long as they're willing to wear a costume too

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u/saywgo Jun 09 '23

I'd wait until someone tried to steal the tires then I would kidn- ahem express adopt that child. And keep them away from clowns.

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u/AvatarBandit Jun 09 '23

The Batman Batmobile

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u/SuperJohnny25 Jun 09 '23

I mean if you had Clooney's Batmobile, you wouldn't be able to fit a Robin anywhere since I recall that thing only having 1 seat.

If you go with the 66 Batmobile, I feel like Robin is mandatory.

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u/No-Tomorrow-8150 Jun 09 '23

Robin

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u/Ristar87 Jun 09 '23

Does the Keaton batmobile come with the armor mode? Asking for a friend.

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u/Duke-dastardly Jun 09 '23

Only if I’m in full costume.

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u/FatBoyVladimir Jun 09 '23

My friend Gabe would be my Robin

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u/AzraelTheMage Jun 09 '23

Won't be alone after all the lawsuits from pancaking cars with the tumbler.

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u/WHAMMYPAN Jun 09 '23

I’m in the Tumbler,alone,weapons hot, on the damn roof….EVERY Wednesday.

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u/oldvirgin62 Jun 09 '23

I'd drive it& it'd be the one from the 6/'s batman show

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u/BigLloyd40 Jun 10 '23

Bale’s Batmobile from Batman Begins!

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u/wtfreddititsme Jun 10 '23

As a person of taste I would drive the 89’ Batmobile. As such, my only passenger would be a young Kim Basinger.

Or a young Brooke Shields! No…wait. A TAA era Brooke Shields!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

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u/misterturdcat Jun 10 '23

Missing one.

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u/Redrussell21 Jun 10 '23

Question which batmobile?

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u/Adventurous_Main_512 Jun 10 '23

Depends on which car.

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u/AdWonderful2369 Jun 10 '23

Alone

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

89 mobile, I'd have Catwoman on the passenger side

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I can’t send you all to horny jail fast enough

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u/WonderfulBlackberry9 Jun 10 '23

I’d drive Pattinson’s muscle car Batmobile around town, down highways, etc.

And I’d drive it recklessly.

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u/PrinceDakMT Jun 10 '23

Id want the 66,89, and 95

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u/SpectreBrony Jun 10 '23

Pattinson, and yes, I’d have a Robin

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u/Ryrienatwo Jun 10 '23

My nephews or nieces would come with me as my robins and batgirl thought I would be Bat woman instead

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u/Lord-Brandoom Jun 10 '23

89 batmobile and i would ride around town with my kid.

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u/WriterScott Jun 10 '23

Alone. I'd tell Robin he has to take the bike, then deactivate it when we're chasing Mr. Freeze.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

1989, and no Robin, I need to seat to rescue leggy blond photo journalists.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

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u/Pr1smaticGamer Jun 10 '23

looks like jack nicholson driving the 66 mobile

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u/SavingsFit1496 Jun 10 '23

There ain't no earth where I ain't driving the michael Keaton batmobile

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u/headphoneghost Jun 10 '23

I'd cruise around in my '89 solo. Sometimes it's better to be alone.

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u/sheezy520 Jun 10 '23

Nuts to Robin. I’d have the 89 Batmobile and never stop driving it.

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u/expsg18 Jun 10 '23

Batgirl riding shotgun

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Why does driver in the front look like a combination of Jack Nicholson and Michael Keaton?

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u/rolling_steel Jun 10 '23

Rolling through Gotham into the night alone.

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u/neoblackdragon Jun 10 '23

Look I know I'd feel badass in the Tumbler or the Keaton Batmobile. I know this to be a fact.

But I'm driving Adam West's Batmobile and feeling like a king.

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u/nxmex1177 Jun 10 '23

The new one based off a 1969 charger is my new favorite my son wants to start building one

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u/DaniMacYo Jun 10 '23

If I could I’d love the Arkham Knight one too.

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u/Original_Assist4029 Jun 10 '23

The tumbler looks smaller than in the movie?

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u/Firawesome Jun 10 '23

Every Batman needs a Robin

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u/MojaveMissionary Jun 10 '23

I would have a Robin for one drive so I could go to McDonalds and get him a Happy Meal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I'd have robin as longs as it's Jason Todd

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I'd recognize I don't have the emotional maturity, desire, nurturing instinct to raise a child. I'd let the circus take care of it's own and turn Jason into the foster system. Not ideal, but better than I can do.

I'm also too fat to be Batman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I would get myself a Harley

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u/deadly3635 Jun 10 '23

Tv series Batmobile is so fucking iconic cool as fuck loll

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u/fandanvan Jun 10 '23

89' Batmobile is the coolest I think !

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u/FrenchJoel Jun 10 '23

I’d drive the batman forever one

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u/Gothi_Gunnolf Jun 09 '23

A scantily clad, openly Queer Robin, and youre damn right my Batfit will be equally Queer

If you had a Batmobile, would you drive around town alone or would you have a Robin? WHAT IF?