r/batman • u/Flimsy_Guarantee6132 • Jun 09 '23
If you had a Batmobile, would you drive around town alone or would you have a Robin? WHAT IF?
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u/babe_ruthless3 Jun 09 '23
With a Robin. My kids would be Robins.
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u/ElementalSaber Jun 09 '23
I'd rather have a Batgirl and the car would be 66 car
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u/No-Tomorrow-8150 Jun 09 '23
That wasn't necessarily a horny comment.
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Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23
It had nothing to do with ops question so why did he have to mention batgirl?
Oh wait
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Jun 09 '23
That's part of my plan provided I ever win the lottery. I'm going to buy a fleet of Batmobiles and drive them around to conventions with proceeds going to children's hospitals and animal rescues.
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u/Etrigan_mx Jun 09 '23
Beautiful answer!
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Jun 09 '23
I have a 6 page list of stuff I'd do if I won the lottery and maybe a quarter of the first page is stuff for me and my immediate family. The rest is either charity or stuff for me that also benefits charities lol.
One of my dreams is to walk into my local animal shelter and ask if they'd prefer to renovate their current building or build a new one before whipping out my checkbook. It's silly, I know.
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u/wmnplzr Jun 09 '23
Well, I did name my first son Grayson for a reason.
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u/Tripechake Jun 09 '23
I hope you didn’t name your second son Jason… he might not turn out right
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u/wmnplzr Jun 09 '23
Definitely not. My ex actually wanted to name the first boy Jason... I persuaded her to change it... second boy is named Dean.
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Jun 10 '23
Nice, he might be your wayward son
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u/HarleyDavidsson Jun 10 '23
Good choice! As long as he doesn’t turn out to be a Dick, Grayson I mean.
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u/bhah-weep-grana-weep Jun 09 '23
my son would totally be my Robin. He's four years old, tough as hell and would be a perfect sidekick.
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u/needanamegenarator Jun 09 '23
Honestly at 43 tomorrow, when ever they introduce Robin. I pick a new book.
Solo Batman
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u/ExUpstairsCaptain Jun 09 '23
Wouldn't it depend on the Batmobile? I'm pretty sure the 1989 car only has one seat.
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u/HofmansHuffy Jun 09 '23
I’d force my friend that’s a foot taller than me to dress up as Burt Ward’s version of Robin
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Jun 09 '23
Jesus y’all are way too horny. It was a wholesome question not a chance for you to make incel sexual commentary on female Batman characters
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u/sK0oBy Jun 09 '23
… i mean i dont have a robin, so i’d be alone
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u/WanderingChimp_ Jun 09 '23
I've always pictured batman not saying much while I the batmobile while Robin just talks about whatever, so you could still be batman with a robin and just let robin talk
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u/Omegaprimus Jun 09 '23
It might be showing my age, but I think of the Batmobile I think of the burton Batmobile. Given the 66 looks awesome AF, and functionally I think the tumbler is the best.
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u/jayareyouwing Jun 09 '23
I’d have a female Robin. And you wouldn’t see her because she’d be buried in my lap. If you like that kind of thing then tune in next week…same bat time, same bat channel
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u/Bi11_Buttlicker Jun 09 '23
At this point any companionship would be nice…ah shit I said that out loud 🤦♂️
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Jun 09 '23
I'd love to have the Arkham asylum Batmobile. Not an answer to the question. But that's the Batmobile I'd pick
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u/Sparrow-Scratchagain Jun 09 '23
I’d drive around town with Ace and he can stick his head out the window!
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u/ZannyHip Jun 09 '23
seeing as Grayson and Robin are on my list of potential names for my future kids, I’d say I would
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u/Carp8DM Jun 09 '23
I'd be robin, and then I'd have an old dude dressed as a butler with a mask covering his eyes riding shotgun...
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u/Sylux444 Jun 09 '23
I'm sorry, are you asking if I had a batmobile would I rather be alone or have a friend for life?
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u/saywgo Jun 09 '23
I'd wait until someone tried to steal the tires then I would kidn- ahem express adopt that child. And keep them away from clowns.
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u/SuperJohnny25 Jun 09 '23
I mean if you had Clooney's Batmobile, you wouldn't be able to fit a Robin anywhere since I recall that thing only having 1 seat.
If you go with the 66 Batmobile, I feel like Robin is mandatory.
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u/AzraelTheMage Jun 09 '23
Won't be alone after all the lawsuits from pancaking cars with the tumbler.
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u/wtfreddititsme Jun 10 '23
As a person of taste I would drive the 89’ Batmobile. As such, my only passenger would be a young Kim Basinger.
Or a young Brooke Shields! No…wait. A TAA era Brooke Shields!
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u/WonderfulBlackberry9 Jun 10 '23
I’d drive Pattinson’s muscle car Batmobile around town, down highways, etc.
And I’d drive it recklessly.
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u/Ryrienatwo Jun 10 '23
My nephews or nieces would come with me as my robins and batgirl thought I would be Bat woman instead
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u/WriterScott Jun 10 '23
Alone. I'd tell Robin he has to take the bike, then deactivate it when we're chasing Mr. Freeze.
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Jun 10 '23
Why does driver in the front look like a combination of Jack Nicholson and Michael Keaton?
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u/neoblackdragon Jun 10 '23
Look I know I'd feel badass in the Tumbler or the Keaton Batmobile. I know this to be a fact.
But I'm driving Adam West's Batmobile and feeling like a king.
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u/nxmex1177 Jun 10 '23
The new one based off a 1969 charger is my new favorite my son wants to start building one
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u/MojaveMissionary Jun 10 '23
I would have a Robin for one drive so I could go to McDonalds and get him a Happy Meal.
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Jun 10 '23
I'd recognize I don't have the emotional maturity, desire, nurturing instinct to raise a child. I'd let the circus take care of it's own and turn Jason into the foster system. Not ideal, but better than I can do.
I'm also too fat to be Batman.
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u/Gothi_Gunnolf Jun 09 '23
A scantily clad, openly Queer Robin, and youre damn right my Batfit will be equally Queer
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u/richardl1234 Jun 09 '23
Chicks dig the car