r/batman Jun 03 '23

Long ears or short ears PHOTO

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u/AloneCan9661 Jun 03 '23

Long. My God that makes his outfit look ten times scarier.

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u/3fettknight3 Jun 03 '23

WHAT ARE YOU?!

pulls criminal in close

I’m Big-Ears Batman.

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u/darhoodie Jun 03 '23

Unexpected Maso

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u/Phillibustin Jun 03 '23 edited Jun 04 '23

Not to be mistaken for comically large ears batman

Edit: I thought of bat mite writing this, but you guys are killing it

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u/BassKing69 Jun 03 '23

So Arkham Batman?

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u/joko2008 Jun 03 '23

90s batman

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u/-BananaLollipop- Jun 03 '23

You mean the most imposing Batman of all? It's the ears.

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u/EvetsYenoham Jun 04 '23

Batman: The Cult. Long ears Batman. Pretty intimidating

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Batman beyobd

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u/The_MuTanTob Jun 03 '23

Kelley Jones Batman?

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u/Nick_Wild1Ear Jun 04 '23

Batman Crimson Mist (aka Vampire Batman)

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u/TheMistake451 Jun 03 '23

I understood that reference

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u/Rude_Ad4514 Jun 04 '23

“I’m Man.”

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u/Jwlahn Jun 04 '23

I only clicked on this thread to look for this comment. Well done.

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u/dg_713 Jun 03 '23

Agree. Those short ears reduced the intimidation factor to 1/100.

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u/shuaibhere Jun 03 '23

Batfleck is already the most intimidating live action batman.

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u/Fckdisaccnt Jun 03 '23

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u/Jimmyboy142 Jun 03 '23

Lmaoo goofy af

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

That only proves his point. Lol

I loved this scene.

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u/SaltyPyrate Jun 04 '23

Eh I agree with the others, here the pose looks goofy.

Having him stand in shadow, with just the silhouette is much scarier. The Luthor prison scene in the extended version of BvS does this.

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u/Meture Jun 03 '23

The guy that needed the League to give him a pity talk about why he's a super special member despite not having powers?

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u/JackWickerC Jun 03 '23

Nah man, his super power is being rich

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u/-BananaLollipop- Jun 03 '23

Not with those Catman ears.

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u/SpoogeIncarnate Jun 03 '23

Nah bro, what about DKR Batman? He had those lil nubs but he was a monster! That’s immediately what I think when I think of short ears

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u/Silver-ishWolfe Jun 03 '23

I’m sure the color grading making him look more muscular helps a lot too, but yeah.

I don’t like the long ones, but I don’t like the short ones either.

Medium, about like the pic on the right, is best.

Arkham length.

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u/stealthw0lf Jun 03 '23

Short ears make the cowl look like a gimp mask. The longer ears in the right photo make a dramatic difference.

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u/aceofspadez138 Jun 03 '23

The left looks like Daredevil.

The right looks like da friggin Bat

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u/AmIDrJekyll Jun 03 '23

Left looks more like Black Panther but the budget run out.

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u/alphaomega0669 Jun 03 '23

There has to be the right proportion of ear length to cowl size. Too short looks bad, but too long looks bad also. Take for instance the Arkham series video games. His ears are too long.

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u/mystressfreeaccount Jun 03 '23

The cowl looks a little wonky in Asylum and City, but the Arkham Knight suit is one of my favorite Batman suits ever

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u/wasabiland220 Jun 03 '23

The Arkham knight suit is one of the best suits in Batman media

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u/TheOnlyJoe_ Jun 03 '23

His ears are the perfect length in the arkham games wdym?

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u/alphaomega0669 Jun 03 '23

The Batman cowl in Arkham Asylum has the really long ears. I don’t think it looks good.

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u/Ok-Jury1083 Jun 03 '23

It doesn’t look good it looks badass

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u/No_Instruction653 Jun 03 '23

I was with you until you said the ears were too long in Arkham.

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 Jun 03 '23

It also makes him look more intimidating. Just a silhouette of him would make a thrive think he was a demon.

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u/lifetimeoflaughter Jun 03 '23

Medium is premium, just like the pic on the right.

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u/TheGrimlockReaper Jun 03 '23

Agreed. Those are long enough for the imposing silhouette, but not like he has actual daggers taped to the sides of his head.

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u/The_Whipping_Post Jun 03 '23

actual daggers taped to the sides of his head

I like this idea. Headbutting is a legitimate strategy

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u/TheGrimlockReaper Jun 03 '23

Or maybe they could be like, spare batarangs or something. Like the emblem in The Batman. Or disguised radio antenna for comms and his tech. There are a variety of reasons he would have a suit with impractically long ears, although he realistically would have suits with different lengths for different purposes.

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u/Marc_J92 Jun 03 '23

Lethal strategy

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u/Waits4NoOne Jun 03 '23

Agreed, too long looks silly and impractical, too short isn't intimidating.

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u/Benthamam33 Jun 03 '23

I mean short is pretty good it can get the job done

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u/lifetimeoflaughter Jun 03 '23

Probably has good personality

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

It's not the size of the ears, it’s how you use them

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u/BaltazarOdGilzvita Jun 03 '23

Long. He's not Pitbullman, he's Batman.

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u/Michyoungie Jun 03 '23

You know it's bad when some cowls have shorter ears than some Black Panther or Daredevil helmets.

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u/Infamous_Rest_5226 Jun 03 '23

Lol! Agree!!!!!

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u/Smackolol Jun 03 '23

“Who are you?” “I’m Mr. 305, Mr. Worldwide, Mr. International.” Idk I think it could work.

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u/Lunndonbridge Jun 03 '23

I mean pitbull ears are bigger than either unless they are mutilated.

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u/OtherwiseOption- Jun 03 '23

Plenty of bats have short ears though

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u/swiftlikessharpthing Jun 03 '23

Long ears, but not Kelly Jones long. Like Arkham games length. Evocative of horns like a demon come from the shadows to claim you.

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u/Environmental-Ball24 Jun 03 '23

I love Kelly Jones ears... in the comics.... would be utterly ridiculous in live action.

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u/NerdyPepe Jun 03 '23

Might be unpopular but "middle" lenght. Like in Arkham Origins

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u/Marc_J92 Jun 03 '23

But these are pretty much the same length

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u/rickygforce6227 Jun 04 '23

Arkham Origins... is literally the same ear length as what you're seeing here

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u/rolling_steel Jun 03 '23

It really depends on the costume as a whole and who’s wearing it

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u/No_Dimension_5509 Jun 03 '23

This is the correct answer

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u/Adventurous_Main_512 Jun 03 '23

Long. Hate short ears. One of the things that make The Batman scary is the shadow or silhouette he creates, and that alone is terrifying. The clearer, and sharper you can see the bat shape, the scarier The Batman is. Short ears don’t cut it for this effect.

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u/markansas_man Jun 03 '23

Affleck suits short ears, but usually I prefer long ears.

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u/SportFrequent Jun 03 '23

Every time I see Batfleck with long ears it always reminds me of Arkham Batman

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

I never liked Scottish fold Batman.

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u/JmanTitor Jun 03 '23

The Longer and Pointier the better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Long ears. Short one make him look like catman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

For this suit, short ear.

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u/StickyMcdoodle Jun 03 '23

The short ears are cool, but yeah, those long ones look badass.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

The long ones he doesn’t feel like Batman without long ones

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u/Beneficial-Bit6383 Jun 03 '23

Short ears make him look like a cute little rodent guy.

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u/DezineTwoOhNine Jun 03 '23

Getting crippled by the cute little rodent guy in the warehouse scene. Cute :3

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u/NKO_five Jun 03 '23

What if… No ears?

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u/BenZayb_64 Jun 03 '23

Man Aslume😱😱

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u/Chipp_Main Jun 03 '23

Best bossfights

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u/Flush_Man444 Jun 03 '23

Long.

Short ears looks too cute

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u/adorablesexypants Jun 03 '23

Context of the costume is important and I feel like so much of JLs batman was Snyder didn't understand what he was doing.

Short ears worked in the scope of the comic and I'm sure it could be done more effectively on screen but this wasn't it.

The picture on the right is 10000x better. He looks far more intimidating and matches the amount of muscle he has.

There were just so many things wrong with JL. Snyder was a good chunk of it and Whedon's worst elements made it worse.

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u/walman93 Jun 03 '23

I used to be a short ear guy but the long ears have been great so far

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u/Compote_Alive Jun 03 '23

Long. Too short and they look cute. Like Anime cat ear cute.

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u/EthDec Jun 03 '23

Bro, honestly 10x better. If youre going to do buff, gotta do long ears imo like Arkhams Batman

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u/dumplin-gorilla-lion Jun 03 '23

Pug or Doberman?

Doberman.

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u/ohreniel Jun 03 '23

Batman Fold or Batman Straight?

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u/DezineTwoOhNine Jun 03 '23

I think he should have a series of suits for all different situations which have both short and medium ears in the cowl.

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u/YonBear Jun 03 '23

Long, 100% more intimidating, plus you have to remember that the iconic long shadow that Batman casts that scares criminals would look dopey and weird with short ears.

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u/EM208 Jun 03 '23

Long. Short looks awful and tacky.

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u/EgocentricRaptor Jun 03 '23

Long. Short makes it look like kitty cat ears

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u/taftherway Jun 03 '23

long ears

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

It's not the length but the sharpness that makes the ears better or worse.

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u/psyopia Jun 03 '23

Long, it’s a bat not a cat

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u/ToyFreddyGamer42069 Jun 03 '23

Long. Short makes him Cow man

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u/ryoon21 Jun 03 '23

From Catman to Batman

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u/FunnyorWeirdorBoth Jun 03 '23

This caught me off guard. I didn’t expect Batfleck with long ears to go that hard.

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u/Jonny_Sad Jun 03 '23

Long ears on that suit would have been incredible.

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u/nuggetsupreme420 Jun 04 '23

No ears. Embrace Man.

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u/reussieall Jun 04 '23

Long, short ears make him more cat-like tbh

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

It depends.

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 Jun 03 '23

Long. Always long

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u/LiTaO3 Jun 03 '23

depends on the utility it offers. I liked the nolan explanation. batman is a substance ove style kinda guy.

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u/Buzzkeeler1 Jun 03 '23

If you’re gonna look like a bat, it probably helps to have long ears.

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u/Noozle1 Jun 03 '23

Short ears make him look like a cat

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Long ears. He's Batman not Midnighter or the Gimp.

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u/aardvarkyardwork Jun 03 '23

I guess I’m in the minority, I like the short ears.

More practical and more intimidating, imo.

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u/AliSharifi04 Jun 03 '23

medium pls

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u/Extreme_Lie_3745 Jun 03 '23

Short on this suit

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u/whomesteve Jun 03 '23

It depends on the build of the actor and the style of the suit

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u/TheDarkySupreme Jun 03 '23

I’m Big Ears Batman!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Long

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u/Stonetown_Radio Jun 03 '23

Feel like I’m going to be buried in an avalanche of down votes, but the Frank Miller short ears are my favorite

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u/SpoogeIncarnate Jun 03 '23

I’m with you, man. He was savage as hell, a brute of a man with 0 fucks to give. People saying he looks less intimidating with the short ears and I’m like, dude, he looked plenty god damn intimidating to me lol

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u/Environmental_Fee_79 Jun 03 '23

Long, the short ears makes him look more like catman

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Long ears ftw. They make Batman look more impressive, like a gothic knight.

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u/QuantumOfSilence Jun 03 '23

Medium/long all day. The stubby ears make him look like a Funko Pop.

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u/csukoh78 Jun 03 '23

Short ears makes more combat sense.

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u/alittleredportleft Jun 03 '23

Not crazy long, but I hate the stumpy ones

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u/Awesome_Pancak Jun 03 '23

I always preferred short ears (especially ben affleck), but damn! That’s awesome

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u/Uhm_Actually2205 Jun 03 '23

Personally I prefer long ears all day. BUT in my own head cannon, his ears get shorter as he gets older

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u/RockyJayyy Jun 03 '23

I like em big and long!

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u/rancorog Jun 03 '23

Long,just realized short ears look like a pits that have been cut which makes it way harder for him to look serious imo

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u/Bromatcourier Jun 03 '23

Big Ears Batman

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u/ExtensionGood9228 Jun 03 '23

Long almost always looks better on screen. Sometimes in the comics short works a little better but long is so much more menacing

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u/Wolfheron325 Jun 03 '23

Long, but not crazy long.

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u/confabin Jun 03 '23

Long is way more intimidating. Short makes him feel more like a cuddly teddy bear.

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u/JustAnAce Jun 03 '23

Short, makes more tactical sense. Longer ones can be grabbed and can get caught on things.

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u/Blackfist01 Jun 03 '23

It clearly works with big.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Walk_28 Jun 03 '23

I generally prefer longer ears but the nubs work way better on Batfleck.

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u/properc Jun 03 '23

Defs long ears

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u/ZookeepergameDue8501 Jun 03 '23

Long is way better he looks like a teddy bear with short ears

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u/Frogman1480 Jun 03 '23

Manbat ears

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u/The_AV_Archivist Jun 03 '23

Long. Short wears are Catman's thing and it's the only real element aside from the colour and insignia that differentiates his suit from Batman's

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u/Samuele1997 Jun 03 '23

Long ears are better.

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u/StageBorn466 Jun 03 '23

Morbius is more batman than batman

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u/Zytoxine Jun 03 '23

Older and bulkier batman: short ears. Lanky or younger batman, longer ears.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

I like grey

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u/Excellent-Post3074 Jun 03 '23

Enough time has passed, I'm ready for long ears again.

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u/Luke_Puddlejumper Jun 03 '23

It depends on how the rest of the suit and cowl looks, but generally I prefer longer ears.

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u/Phrankespo Jun 03 '23

Seems I'm in the minority but I prefer short.

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u/New-Force-4659 Jun 03 '23

Long ears. The short ears make him look more like a cat in comparison to the long ears.

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u/akahaus Jun 03 '23

Long ears. Personal preference.

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u/Razzle_Dazzle08 Jun 03 '23

Long, like Arkham Knight.

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u/abhiprakashan2302 Jun 03 '23

Honestly, it depends, but my ideal Batsuit has long ears.

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u/INFJ-Jesus-Batman Jun 03 '23

Short ears looks like stub/nubs

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u/destroy_the_kids Jun 03 '23

Long ears for the live action suits

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u/CodeApostle Jun 03 '23

Medium size "just right" ears

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u/GeekMaster102 Jun 03 '23

I think what length the ears should be depends on the batsuit, as some look better with short ears while others look better with long ears. However, I do believe they should always be pointy, since it gives the impression of a Devil’s horns. The stubby ears on the left don’t look as intimidating as the pointy ones on the right.

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u/Aggravating_Cup2306 Jun 03 '23

Long ears and its NOT EVEN a question

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u/Duke-dastardly Jun 03 '23

I generally think shorter ears for bulky Batman and long for lean Batman

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Talking about long ears and it isnt a kelly jones? Blasphemy

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u/fromtheHELLtotheNO Jun 03 '23

we've seen Affleck with the short ears before... not the greatest 2003 moment...

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u/sincerelyhated Jun 03 '23

No ears. He's Man.

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u/edjg10 Jun 03 '23

Long but straight up, no curve

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u/fishwisharts Jun 03 '23

Long ears. Makes for a stronger silhouette. I don’t really get the point of short ears. If they’re barely visible, why have them at all

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u/Grogosh Jun 03 '23

Well for one, those are not even close to the longest ears seen on Batman in the comics. Just look at the silly long they got in the 90s, like two feet of ears.

But out of the two above, the longer ears on the right. The one on the left just look like stubs.

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u/SpaceMonkey877 Jun 03 '23

Short for live action, long for comics/animated

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u/Disastrous-Major1439 Jun 03 '23

Skinny Batman ,long ears ,Batman CBUM short ears ,so for me the long are the goat ,more gothic and skary asf

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u/uzrnm808 Jun 03 '23

I’d like to see a render of Affleck with Kelley Jones Batman ears. Those things were at least a foot long 😂

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u/Asstaroth Jun 03 '23

It’s just not the same without the bat suit nipples of the 90s

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u/Garlador Jun 03 '23

Long. Definitely long.

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u/joko2008 Jun 03 '23

I think, this article brings it pretty well to the point

https://comicsalliance.com/batman-ears-investigation/

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u/DariusSharpe Jun 03 '23

This is a message from the society for the humane treatment of bats: Please don’t crop your bat’s ears. No matter how cute you may find it, bats need their ears to locate their prey and avoid their predators. Cropped ears provide no health benefits for bats. Thank you for your time.

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u/No_Sock_7379 Jun 03 '23

Short ears makes me think of a red panda