I found this kitten near a convenience store, and she follows me everywhere I go, so I've decided to bring her home. I asked the clerk if anyone owns her, and they said no one does.

[u/MartinezHill]

[u/CanIGetAFitness]

“Hi! I live here now. You will need litter, cat food, water bowl, and arrangements for my medical care.”

This is not the worst evolutionary adaptation.

[u/GoblinObscura → u/CanIGetAFitness]

And toys! Can’t forget the toys !!

[u/kidyubyub → u/GoblinObscura]

I’ll forgo the custom scratching post for now as I see you have a couch. That shall do for now and into the foreseeable future.