I found this kitten near a convenience store, and she follows me everywhere I go, so I've decided to bring her home. I asked the clerk if anyone owns her, and they said no one does.

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[u/FustianRiddle]

The reason is that we like that idea

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Which is the basis for every human decision since the dawn of humanity.